So I have a DanganronpaTHH joke ship. And I figured I'd torture you people with more incorrect quotes and hey, maybe this'll be funny who knows. 

The ship is Junko x Kyoko btw (And I have a fanfic for them that I'm making)

Junko: This is a mistake
Kyoko, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Junko: But not today
Kyoko, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Junko: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Kyoko's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get her out...

Junko: How many kids do you have?
Kyoko: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Junko: Go to Hell
Kyoko, tearing up: I wish I could

Junko: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Kyoko: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Junko: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Kyoko: Junko, they...they weren't always orphans.
Junko:

Junko: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Kyoko: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Junko: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Junko: You're right.
Kyoko: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Junko: A theif.
Kyoko: Thief?
Junko: Theif.
Kyoko: I before E, except after C.
Junko: Thceif.
Junko: No.

Kyoko: How do I deal with my enemies?
Junko: Kill them
Kyoko: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Junko: Kill them only a little?

Junko: So are we flirting right now?
Kyoko: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Junko: That doesn't answer my question

Junko: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Kyoko: What did you do?
Junko: Nobody died.
Kyoko: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Junko: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Kyoko: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Junko: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Kyoko: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Junko: Absolutely not.

Junko: I turned out perfectly fine!
Kyoko: Junko, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Junko: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Junko: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Kyoko: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do all that.

Kyoko, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Junko: How?
Kyoko: How what?
Junko: How could they be worse?
Kyoko: They couldn't, I lied.
Junko:

Kyoko: Someone will die.
Junko: Of fun!

Junko: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Kyoko: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Junko: No! Four to five seconds!
Kyoko: Too late!!!

Junko: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Kyoko: What's that?
Junko: You've never had leftovers???
Kyoko: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Junko, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Kyoko: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Kyoko: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Junko, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Kyoko: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Kyoko: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Junko, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

Junko: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!
Kyoko: Mind your language!
Junko: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Kyoko:
Junko: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Junko: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Kyoko: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Junko: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

Junko: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Kyoko: Really? Name one law
Junko: Don't kill people?
Kyoko: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Junko: Okay, truth or dare?
Kyoko: Truth
Junko: How many hours have you slept this week?
Kyoko:
Kyoko: ...Dare
Junko: Go to bed.
Kyoko: I don't like this game.

Junko: What's up guys? I'm back.
Kyoko: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Junko: Death is a social construct.

Junko: Am I in trouble?
Kyoko: Take a guess.
Junko: No?
Kyoko: Take another guess.

(I'm gonna add in Makoto cause why not?)

Junko: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Kyoko: How am I supposed to know?
Makoto: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Kyoko: *sighs*
Kyoko: You wouldn't be trapped.

Junko: We need to get through this locked door. Kyoko, give me your credit card.
Kyoko: Here.
Junko, pocketing it: Thanks. Makoto, kick down the door.

Junko: If Kyoko and I were drowning, who would you save?
Makoto: You two can't swim?
Kyoko: It's a hypothetical question, Makoto! who would you save?
Makoto: my time and effort.

Junko: Hey Kyoko,
Kyoko: Yes?
Junko: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Kyoko:
Kyoko: Where's Makoto?

Junko: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Kyoko does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Makoto: If Kyoko were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Kyoko jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Junko: You jump off a cliff!
Makoto: Gladly. Provided Kyoko did first.

Junko: We need a distraction.
Kyoko: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Makoto, whispering: My time has come

Junko: If you had to choose between Kyoko and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Makoto: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Kyoko: Makoto!
Junko: 63 cents.
Makoto: I'll take the money.
Kyoko: MAKOTO!!!

(Makoto is getting kicked back out :3, and these quote are all shipping quotes for Junko and Kyoko. Also there is NSFW) 

Junko: Kyoko is playing hard to get.
Junko: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Kyoko: *seductively takes off glasses*
Kyoko: Wow...
Junko: *blushes* Haha... what?
Kyoko: You're really fucking blurry.

Junko: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Kyoko: Oh. We're going out?
Junko: Wh...

Kyoko: I owe you one.
Junko: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

Kyoko: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreashing.
Junko: Are you a software update? because not right now.

Kyoko, to Junko: We had a date!
Kyoko: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

Kyoko: Is something burning?
Junko, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Kyoko: Junko, the toaster is literally on fire.

Kyoko: I'm in love with you.
Junko: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Kyoko: I know.
Junko: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Kyoko: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Junko: Okay.
Kyoko: And make out during the scary parts.
Junko: Th-
Junko: The scary parts.
Junko: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

*Junko and Kyoko are in Paris.*
Junko: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Kyoko: But...
Junko: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Kyoko: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Junko: Yeah.
Kyoko: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Junko: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Kyoko: Okay, alright.

Junko: I love you.
Kyoko, not paying attention: What was that?
Junko: I said I'm selling you to the zoo-

Junko: Remember, Kyoko, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Kyoko: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

Junko: I want to kiss you.
Kyoko, not paying attention: What?
Junko: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Junko: I think we should kiss.
Kyoko: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.

Kyoko: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Junko: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Kyoko: Yes.
Junko: I'd sleep.