I haven't been using my journal that much anymore cause I didn't have any ideas to put in here but now I present some Irumatsu incorrect quotes!

Irumatsu is the femslash ship between Miu Iruma and Kaede Akamatsu and it's from danganronpa so it's possible you don't know them.

Kaede: Where are you going?
Miu: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Miu: *Accidentally hits Kaede in the face*
Miu: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Miu: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Kaede: What's wrong with you?!

(Too realistic 😂)

Miu: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Kaede: How can you still say that?
Miu: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

*Miu and Kaede skipping stones on lake*
Kaede: It's such a beautiful evening.
Miu, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Miu: How many kids do you have?
Kaede: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Miu: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Kaede: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

(Kaede is a lot more violent in these)

Miu, pointing: May I sit there?
Kaede: That's my lap
Miu: That doesn't answer my question, Kaede.

(This happened.)

Kaede: What is your biggest weakness?
Miu: I can be uncooperative.
Kaede: Okay, can you give me an example?
Miu: No.

Miu: Kaede was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Kaede: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Miu: Kaede, you ate a chair.

Kaede: Okay, help me please!
Miu: Got two words for you.
Kaede: I bet they won't be helpful.
Miu: Your problem.
Kaede: I was right

Miu: What are your goals?
Kaede: To pet all the dogs.
Miu: No, fitness goals.
Kaede: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

(Accurate)

Miu: Is something burning?
Kaede: Just my love for you.
Miu: Kaede, the toaster is on fire.

Miu, talking to Kaede on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Kaede: You bet!
Miu: At what temperature?
Kaede: 535.
Miu: That's the clock.
Kaede:
Miu:
Kaede: 536.

Miu: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Kaede: I do have a sense of humor you know
Miu: I've never heard you laugh before
Kaede: I've never heard you say anything funny

Miu: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Kaede: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Miu: Absolutely not.

Miu: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Kaede: Three words.
Miu:

Miu: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Kaede: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Miu: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Miu: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Kaede: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Miu: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Miu: Fuck.
Kaede: We've got to work on your cursing.
Miu: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Miu: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Kaede: You and me!!!
Miu, tearing up: Okay.

Miu: Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!
Kaede: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Miu: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

Kaede: Here's the cold medicine you asked for.
Kaede: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Miu: ...Thanks.

Kaede: And what do I get out of this?
Miu: I will give you a dollar.
Kaede:: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Miu: How bout two dollars?
Kaede: You got yourself a deal.

Miu: Go fuck yourself.
Kaede, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

(I literally just took off non-shipping quotes and immediately this is what I get LMFAO)

Kaede: The stars are so beautiful...
Miu: They're just giant balls of gas.
Kaede: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Miu: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Kaede: Oh...

Miu: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Kaede: Hi, I'm 'things'.

(KAEDE LMAO)

Kaede: I love you.
Miu, not paying attention: What was that?
Kaede: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

Kaede: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Miu, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

Miu: I'm in love with you.
Kaede: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Miu: I know.
Kaede: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Miu: Did it hurt when you fell-
Kaede: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Miu: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Kaede: ...
Miu: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Kaede, to Miu: We had a date!
Kaede: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

*Kaede and Miu are in Paris.*
Kaede: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Miu: But...
Kaede: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Miu: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Kaede: Yeah.
Miu: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Kaede: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Miu: Okay, alright.

Miu: I feel like doing something stupid.
Kaede: I'm stupid, do me.

Miu: How much did you spend on this date?
Kaede: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

(Damn Kaede I didn't know you could do math)

Kaede: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Miu: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Kaede: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Miu: Is it working?

Miu: This date is boring!
Kaede: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Miu: Then why did you invite me?
Kaede: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Kaede I'll do whatever I want!

Kaede: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Miu: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Kaede: Yes.
Miu: I'd sleep.

Kaede: Miu is playing hard to get.
Kaede: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Kaede: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Miu: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Kaede: But you're always acting stupid?
Miu: ...
Miu: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Kaede: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Miu is? Because Miu is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

(KAEDE WTF 😂)

Kaede: *angrily presses Miu against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Miu: ...
Miu: Are we about to kiss-

Kaede: Well, Miu and I finally did it!
The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Kaede: That's right... We kissed!

Kaede: Are you ready to commit?
Miu: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Miu: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Kaede: Aww-
Miu: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Miu: I want to kiss you.
Kaede, not paying attention: What?
Miu: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Miu: I like your new pants!
Kaede: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Miu: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Kaede: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Miu: Thats's... not what I meant.
Kaede: That's a terrible way to run a business, Miu.

Miu: Fuck you.
Kaede: No u.
Miu: I'm down.
Kaede: You're like 2, what the fuck-
Miu: I AM NOT 2!

Kaede: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Miu: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Kaede: I think I'm falling for you.
Miu: Then get up.

Miu: Are you trying to seduce me?
Kaede: Why, are you seducible?

Miu: I owe you one.
Kaede: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

Miu: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Kaede: Wow. They sound stupid.
Miu: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Kaede: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Miu: I guess you're right. Hey Kaede, I love you.
Kaede: See! Just say that!
Miu: Holy fucking shit.
Kaede: If that flies over their head then, sorry Miu, but they're too dumb for you.
Miu: Kaede.