Some comebacks to homophobic comments

It's set up like this:

Homophobic comment-

What to say or do as a comeback

Your going to hell-

Of course, I've got a kingdom to rule

You're not human-

So I'm a god, bow peasant

(for polyamorous) Three people in a relationship will cause more problems-

What happened to 'the more the merrier'?

(For transgender* people) *someone misgenders you and calls you be your deadname*-

*misgender them back and call them a name they wouldn't be comfortable with*

(For bisexuals) You can't like both-

But that's the point 

It's just a phase-

You're right, being straight was my phase