More Life is Strange incorrect quotes. It's only Pricefield and if you haven't played the game...I don't want to spoil anything but I ship them. 

Chloe: Damn, the power went out.
Max: Don't worry, I got this.
Max: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Chloe: What-?
Max: I swallowed a glow stick!
Chloe, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Chloe: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Max: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

(GOD I LOVE IT)

Max: That's greatly offensive to my people.
Chloe: College dropouts?

Max: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Chloe: *looks down at her watch*
Chloe: Now, how do you know that?

Chloe: Well, it rained today, but as a whole it's been warmer than it was last week.
Max: Why does it seem like every time you talk to us, you end up talking about the weather? Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather? Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather. I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.
Max: Let's start there. What do you do for a living?
Chloe: I'm a meteorologist.

Max, confused and exasperated: Chloe, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Chloe: Politely

Chloe: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Max, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!

Max: Chloe, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Chloe: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Max: *gets a text* Oh! It's Chloe.
Warren, excitedly: Did she get me the stuff?
Max: Yeah, she said she got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Warren: Wow! Where'd she find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Max: You wanted fake blood?
Warren:
Max: I'll go call Chloe.

Max, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Chloe, the love of my life, for telling me Warren was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech.

Max: You're right.
Chloe: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Max: Chloe and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Chloe: Sentences.
Max: Don't interrupt me.

Max: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Chloe: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Max: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Max: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Chloe: You and me!!!
Max, tearing up: Okay.

Max: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Chloe: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Max: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Chloe: You're 18 years old
Max: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Max: What is your biggest weakness?
Chloe: I can be uncooperative.
Max: Okay, can you give me an example?
Chloe: No.

Max: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Chloe: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Max: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Chloe: Max, they...they weren't always orphans.
Max:

Max: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Chloe: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Max: Okay, truth or dare?
Chloe: Truth
Max: How many hours have you slept this week?
Chloe:
Chloe: ...Dare
Max: Go to bed.
Chloe: I don't like this game.

Max: Chloe was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Chloe: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Max: Chloe, you ate a chair.

Max: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Chloe: Max, that's a coma.
Max: Sounds festive.

Max: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Chloe: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Max, desperately, as Chloe bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chloe: Oh! B positive.
Max: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Chloe:

Max: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Chloe: Max, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Max: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Chloe: Isn't that just killing people?
Max: Ah, technicality.