Time for some random incorrect quotes. The characters are all sexualties except for Ace. 

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Omni: Would never stab anyone.
Ace: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Gay: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Lesbian: Would stab without warning.
Bi: Would stab as a warning.

(As an omni, too true)

*Everyone is giving adive to Gay*
Bi: It's okay to ask for help.
Lesbian: You're not a burden.
Omni: Murder is okay.
Ace: Your feelings matter.

(Murder is okay if someone says LGBTQ+ is a sin *cough cough* that gacha kid I got into a tiktok fight about it with *cough cough*)

Bi: Where's Ace, Gay, and Lesbian?
Omni: They're playing hide and seek.
Bi: Where?
Omni: I don't think you get how this game works.

(Omnisexuals do know everything just look up omniscient😏)

Gay: Time for plan G.
Omni: Don't you mean plan B?
Gay: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Bi: What about plan D?
Gay: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Ace: What about plan E?
Gay: I'm hoping not to use it. Lesbian dies in plan E.
Lesbian: I like plan E.

(We are dealing with a depressed lesbian)

Ace: Look guys, I need help.
Lesbian: Love help?
Omni: Financial help?
Gay: Emotional help?
Bi: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Bi*
Bi: What?

(THIS IS JUST SO ACCURATE I CANNOT)

Ace: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Ace: First who would you kill?
*Lesbian points at Gay*
*Omni points at Gay*
*Bi points at Gay*
Gay: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

(Lol I guess we don't like gay😂well most of us hate being called gay)

Ace: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Omni and I are dating.
Omni, Bi, Gay, and Lesbian: *gasp*
Ace: Omni, why are you surprised?!

(One: Idek i was following along with you guys. 2: I kinda want an allosexual when I date someone. I need a bottom)

Lesbian: What does "take out" mean?
Bi: Food.
Ace: Dating.
Omni: Murder.
Gay: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

(Bisexuals love food, Aces are calm, Omnis are dark as hell, Gay just goes with the flow)

Bi: What do rainbows mean to you?
Lesbian: Gay rights.
Gay: There's money.
Omni: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Ace: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

(God Ace.)

Ace: You're a loose cannon, Gay.
Gay: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Bi: I think you play by your own rules.
Omni: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Ace: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Gay: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Lesbian is a loose cannon.
Lesbian: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Gay!
Omni: I'd say Lesbian's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That's an entirely different thing.
Bi: Now I'm just confused. Is Gay a loose cannon or not?
Ace: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
Gay: *groans*
Lesbian: Aw, man.

(I know Lesbian best 😏[btw I'm still single])

Lesbian: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Omni: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Bi: Three of us saw it, Omni. How do you explain that?
Omni: *points at Gay* Sleep deprivation. *points at Bi* Paranoia. *points at Ace* Delusional personality disorder.

(I said it before we Omnis are all knowing)

Lesbian: Are we really going to let Ace keep Omni?
Bi: We kept Gay.

(Ace can keep me I'm fine with it)

Ace: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Lesbian: 'Prettiest Smile'
Omni: 'Nicest Personality'
Bi: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Gay: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

(Lesbian: wouldn't be wrong. Omni: thank you i appreciate the compliment generator. Bi: 100% true. Gay: all too accurate) 

Omni: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Ace: Several traffic violations.
Bi: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Lesbian: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Gay: Also, that's not our car.

(We Omnis have strange pals)

Bi: You're a lying piece of shit!
Omni: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Lesbian: I'm leaving and I'm taking Ace with me!
Gay, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

(LOL. Ace would be saying 'heeellppp meeee')

Gay: You're a loose cannon, Omni.
Omni: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Lesbian: I think you play by your own rules.
Ace: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Gay: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Omni: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Bi is a loose cannon.
Bi: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Omni!
Ace: I'd say Bi's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That's an entirely different thing.
Lesbian: Now I'm just confused. Is Omni a loose cannon or not?
Gay: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
Omni: *groans*
Bi: Aw, man.

(Omnis don't hate Bis. We just hate being called bi.)

Gay: Good morning.
Omni: Good morning.
Lesbian: Good morning.
Ace: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Bi: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Gay: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Ace: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Lesbian: Three of us saw it, Ace. How do you explain that?
Ace: *points at Bi* Sleep deprivation. *points at Lesbian* Paranoia. *points at Omni* Delusional personality disorder.

Bi: You three, explain right now!
Omni: It was Gay.
Ace: It was Gay.
Lesbian: It was Gay.
Gay:
Gay: ...fuck.

(Gay f*ucked him none of us did anything)

Gay: You three, explain right now!
Bi: It was Ace.
Lesbian: It was Ace.
Omni: It was Ace.
Ace:
Ace: ...fuck.

(Ace's turn to be in trouble)

Omni: Lesbian's first detention, I'm so proud.
Bi: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Ace: Because they're an idiot.
Gay, terrified: They can do that??

(I am proud)

Gay: What does "take out" mean?
Omni: Food.
Bi: Dating.
Ace: Murder.
Lesbian: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

(All too accurate)

Trixic is joining the conversation. Trixic, for anyone who deoesn't know, is a diamoric orientation that refers to non-binary who are attracted to women. This attraction can be exclusive attraction or not.

Gay: Bi's first detention, I'm so proud.
Ace: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Trixic: Because they're an idiot.
Lesbian, terrified: They can do that??

Bi: You're a loose cannon, Lesbian.
Lesbian: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Omni: I think you play by your own rules.
Gay: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.
Bi: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Lesbian: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Trixic is a loose cannon.
Trixic: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Lesbian!
Gay: I'd say Trixic's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That's an entirely different thing.
Omni: Now I'm just confused. Is Lesbian a loose cannon or not?
Bi: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
Lesbian: *groans*
Trixic: Aw, man.

(I guess trixic and lesbian don't get along)

Ace: Are we really going to let Omni keep Trixic?
Lesbian: We kept Bi.

(I'm keeping Trixic)

Lesbian: You three, explain right now!
Trixic: It was Omni.
Ace: It was Omni.
Gay: It was Omni.
Omni:
Omni: ...fuck.

(I did nothing I swear)

Trixic: I could kill you if I wanted.
Omni: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

(I woke up and chose insult Trixic)

Gay: honk.
Omni: WHAT.
Gay: HONK.
Omni: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Bi: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Lesbian: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Bi: You don't have to wear...
Lesbian: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

(Lol how lesbians and bis work as bffs)

Gay: Start talking!
Trixic: Well, I-
Gay: Shut up!

(poor Trixic)

That's all the quotes for today