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Entry #36

More incorrect quotes. Again, they are all OCs except Melog.  


Black Ice : Just be yourself.
Cosmic: Really? Black Ice , I have one day to win over Star's parents.
Cosmic: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Leopard Spot: Couple of weeks.
Sunset: Six months.
Melog: Jury's still out.
Cosmic: See Black Ice ? 'Just be yourself,' what kind of garbage advice is that?!

(LOL Cosmic stop cheating on Sunset)



Black Ice : Time for plan G.
Star: Don't you mean plan B?
Black Ice : No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Leopard Spot: What about plan D?
Black Ice : Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Melog: What about plan E?
Black Ice : I'm hoping not to use it. Cosmic dies in plan E.
Sunset: I like plan E.

(Again this is funny because Sunset is Cosmic's mate 😂)



Black Ice : Croissants: dropped
Sunset: Road: works ahead
Leopard Spot: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Melog: Shavacado: fre
Cosmic: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Star:
Star: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

(Star is a bit uncultured)



Star: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Cosmic: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Black Ice : Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Melog: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Sunset: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Leopard Spot: Mental stability, my old friend!
Star: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

(My poor children)



Black Ice : We're kind of missing something guys.
Melog: Cohesion?
Cosmic: Teamwork?
Star: A general sense of what we're doing?
Sunset: And Leopard Spot is not here.
Melog: Oh, and that, yeah.




Star: From now on we will be using code names.
Star: You can address me as Eagle One.
Star: Black Ice is "been there done that".
Star: Melog is "currently doing that".
Star: Cosmic is "it happened once in a dream".
Star: Leopard Spot is "if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby".
Star: And Sunset is..
Star: Eagle Two
Sunset: Oh thank god.

(Star picked a favorite😂)



Sunset: You know, when Cosmic comes over, Star can get a little...
Black Ice : Psycho?
Melog: Scary?
Leopard Spot: Drunk?
Sunset: All three.

(Oof Star does not like Cosmic😳)



Melog: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Sunset: >:O language
Star: Yeah watch your fucking language
Leopard Spot: Okay, who taught Star the fuck word?!
Black Ice : 'The fuck word'.
Cosmic: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Star: Oh my god they censored it
Black Ice : Say fuck, Cosmic.
Star: Do it, Cosmic. Say fuck.



Sunset: Rules were made to be broken.
Black Ice : They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Leopard Spot: Uh, piñatas.
Melog: Glow sticks.
Star: Karate boards.
Cosmic: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Sunset: Rules.
Black Ice :

(Black Ice can't teach his daughter manners 😂)



Black Ice : If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Black Ice : Violently practices.
Cosmic: Violently studies.
Leopard Spot: Violently sleeps.
Melog: Violently shoots pictures.
Star: Violently boxes.
Sunset: Violently murders people.
Leopard Spot: Violently worries about the previous statement.

(Leopard Spot is a little worried about her niece)



Cosmic: Between Leopard Spot, Sunset, Star, and Melog -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Black Ice : No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Cosmic: Star?
Black Ice : Yeah, but I don't know why.




Leopard Spot: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Star, watching Star screaming, Black Ice trying to set a sleeping Melog on fire, and Cosmic choking on air: I don't know either.




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