Random Incorrect quotes:

(Most characters are OCs except for Melog but all of them are cats). 

Star: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Melog: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Star: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Sunset: Actually I did the math, Melog would have $225, not $0.15.
Melog: Fam I'm right here....
Cosmic: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Star: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Cosmic: Sorry I only have a dollar
Star: :(
Sunset: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Melog would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Cosmic: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Sunset: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Black Ice: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Sunset: Apply juice to what
Leopard Spot: Directly to the forehead
Melog: Great chat everyone

Star: Time for plan G.
Melog: Don't you mean plan B?
Star: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Sunset: What about plan D?
Star: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Cosmic: What about plan E?
Star: I'm hoping not to use it. Black Ice dies in plan E.
Leopard Spot: I like plan E.

(I think I find this funny is because Leopard Spot is Black Ice's sister) 

Star, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Melog: Hey.
Sunset: Hi.
Cosmic: Hello.
Black Ice: Hey!
Star: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Leopard Spot: We were out of Doritos.

(Leopard Spot would she just would)

Star: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Melog: >:O language
Sunset: Yeah watch your fucking language
Cosmic: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SUNSET THE FUCK WORD?
Black Ice: 'The fuck word'.
Leopard Spot: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Sunset: Oh my god they censored it
Black Ice: Say fuck, Leopard Spot.
Sunset: Do it, Leopard Spot. Say fuck.

(This conversation would happen😂😂)

Star: I CAN'T DO IT!
Melog, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Star: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Sunset: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Star:
Star: I appreciate it,
Star: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Cosmic: Star-
Star: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Black Ice: Star we gotta-
Star: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Star: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Star, motioning to Leopard Spot: NOT FUCKING THIS

(When Star is just over it 😂😂)

Star: Melog... How do I begin to explain Melog?
Sunset: Melog is flawless.
Cosmic: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Black Ice: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Leopard Spot: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

(Star is literally talking about her adopted child😂😂)

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Star: Thanks fam!
Melog: oh no
Cosmic: *cries* I love you too
Sunset: Sounds fake but okay
Black Ice: *A flustered mess*
Leopard Spot: can i get a refund

(Cosmic is a sweetie and his mate Sunset is just...my girl)

Star: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Melog: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Sunset: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Melog, learn to listen.
Cosmic: What if it bites itself and I die?
Black Ice: That's voodoo.
Leopard Spot: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Melog: That's correlation, not causation.
Cosmic: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Black Ice: That's kinky.
Star: Oh my God.

(Star trying to teach them about venomous and poisonous creatures from another planet 😂)

Star: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Melog: Okay, but what is updog?
Sunset: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Cosmic: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Black Ice: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Leopard Spot: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Star: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Cosmic: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Sunset: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Melog: What's a henway??
Star: Oh, about five pounds.

(They teamed up against Melog 😂)

Star: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Melog: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Sunset: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Cosmic: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Black Ice: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Leopard Spot:
Leopard Spot: I have emotional scars.

(Leopard my baby)

Star: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Melog: Nope, absolutely not.
Sunset: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Cosmic: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Black Ice: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Leopard Spot: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

(uh Leopard? Star is immortal and cannot die 😂)

'Can I copy the homework?'
Star: I can help you with it!
Melog: Yeah, sure.
Sunset: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Cosmic: lol nope.
Black Ice: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Leopard Spot: *Read 5:55pm*

(all 100% accurate except for Cosmic but its a generator what can you do)

Star: Hewwo.
Melog: Hihiiiiii!
Sunset: Greetings, Humans.
Black Ice: Three kinds of people.
Cosmic: I want pudding.
Star: Four kinds of people.
Leopard Spot: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Black Ice: Five kinds of people.

(Too accurate)

Star: Just be yourself.
Melog: 'Be myself'? Star, I have one day to win Sunset over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Cosmic: Couple weeks.
Black Ice: Six months.
Leopard Spot: Jury's still out.
Melog: See, Star?
Melog: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

(Melog? Sunset has a mate)

*The squad is over at Star's house*
Melog: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Star: ... N-No...
Star, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Melog, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Sunset: I see a-
Star, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Melog: Oh, well I-
Star: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Star, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Cosmic: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Black Ice: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Star: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Star: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Star, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Star: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Leopard Spot, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Star:
Melog: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Star:
Star, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS