We are over 950 reads.. This is fabulous. I can't wait for 1K and then, the dedications would start. Thank you all so much for bringing this book so far. It is absolutely amazing!! Enjoy the joke..

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water and is fat.

3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long and only lives 5 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet is lives for 150 years.

And you tell me to exercise??!

So true!!!!😂😂😂