You showed up at your new school, walking down the hall. Your (Hair Length) (Hair Color) hair done immaculately. Your ass was extra thicc ( in spirit if you don't have one, ah haha-) and it jiggled as you walked. Maya, your best pal, slapped in as you walked down the hall. 

"Ah haha- New school, same us" Maya said, rubbing their shin and biting their lip. 

"yup" you said, shitting your pants in fear that you would embaress yourselfff infront of a hot guy (LOL THATS KAIDOU *BITES LIP*) ( yes this is getting more and more fucked as i chug this fcking vodka- i mean kool aid?/j) 

You bump into your old childhood bestie, Kaidou, and he fucking kills you. "Jet Black Wings has won, Dark Reunion"