Avu: Let's go

Sid: Looks like someone is too interested to go with me

Avu: Aesa kuch nhi hai. Let's get this done quickly. Jitni jaldi jayengi utni jaldi wapis aayenge

Sid: Theek hai theek hai. Chalo betho

Avu: What the hell!!! Mein tumhare peeche bike pe nhi bethoongi

Sid: To theek hai chalakar aa jaoo. Mein kya kar sakta hu iss baare mein?

He said casually.

Avu: Huh!! I can book a cab for me. Tumhari help chahie bhi nhi

She took out her phone and opened the app. Sid was standing there waiting for her.

Avu: Kya hua? Jaoo na. Ab kiski wait kar rahe ho? I will come on my own

She was trying to book it.

Avu: Fuck!!

Sid started laughing.

Sid: Kya hua? Ek cab nhi book hoti? Kaisi ladki hai yrr tu? Ek kaam nhi kar sakti?

Avu: Oh just shut up. Mera net nhi chal raha

Sid: Obviously. Tumhara net hai Nandra. Tumhari tarah bekaar hai. Koi hairani wali baat nhi hai isme

Avu: Kyu? Tumhara bohot achhhe se chalta hai kya? Agar mein bekaar hu na tumpar to koi thooke bhi na

Sid: Kutta nhi hu mein

Avu: Of course dogs are better than you. They are cute, useful. Aur tum kya ho?

Sid: Yahi sab karte rehna hai ya jaane ka plan hai?

Avu: Mein tumhare peechhe nhi bethoongi. Not a chance

Sid: Achha okk fine

He booked a cab for her from his phone.

Avu: Mujhe tumhara ehsaan nhi chahie

Sid ignored her. Cab came and Avu sat inside.

Avu: Chalo bhayia

He was about to start the car but Sid opened another door and sat inside.

Sid: Ab chalo bhayia

The driver started the car.

Avu: Ab kya hua? Kisise mere bina raha nhi ja raha

Sid: Oh please mein cab ke bhi paise lagaoo aur bike pe petrol bhi. Kyu?

Avu: Kanjoos kahika

Sid: Mein kanjoos nhi hu theek hai? Par mein paise waste nhi karta

Avu: Mein tumhare cab ke paise de deti. Waste nhi hote

Sid: Dekho agar tum nhi chahti mein tumhare saath bethoo to seedha seedha boldo. Ye sab bakwas matt karo. Waise mein batadoo mein utarne wala nhi hu

Avu: Kyu?

Sid: Akhir maine cab book ki hai. Mein kyu utroo? Tumse to hui nhi thi. You know useless phone, useless net just like you

Avu: Ugh Nigam!!! Mein tumse bilkul behas nhi karna chahti. Baad mein jaoo tum. Tum kisi ghadi wadi ke neeche aakar mar kyu nhi jaate. Meri life bohot achhi ho jaegi

Sid showed his middle finger.

They reached the mall fighting with each other. Sid went inside and got two tickets. Avu brought popcorns and cold drink. They went inside the theatre. Sid moved his hand to take popcorns but Avu slapped it.

Sid: What the fuck? Teri problem kya hai?

Avu: Ye mere hai. Tumhe chahie to bahar se aur le aaoo

Sid: Tu ye akele khayegi?

He asked widening his eyes.

Avu: Hnn bilkul. Aese kyu dekh raha? Tere baap ke paiso se nhi lia hai okk?

Sid: Ek second. Teri ticket to mein laya na. To de mujhe bhi ab

Avu: Oh yes

Avu took out money from her wallet and handed it to him.

Avu: Fuck off. Let me watch the movie

Sid: Ye sab nhi chahie mujhe

Avu: Kyu? Petrol ke paiso ke lie to tu ro raha tha. Aur Avneet Kaur Nandra kisika ehsaan nhi leti so rakhlo

A lady was sitting beside them.

Lady: Aap dono thoda dheere bol sakte ho please?

She asked in a cold tone.

Avu: Sorry

She mumbled.

Avu: Tumhari wajah se sunna pada

Sid: Achha maine kya kia?

A man was sitting behind them who asked them to stop and warned them to get them thrown out by security.

Sid: Sorry bhai

Man: It's okk. Ab chup chap betho

Sid looked at Avu and then both turned their faces away.

Avu: Kaha phas gayi iss gadhe ke saath?

Sid: Kuch kaha?

Avu: Huh!!!

They finished the movie somehow tolerating each other's presence and avoiding to fight.

Sid: Chalo food court chalte hai

Avu: Tum jaoo mein aati hu

Sid: Kaha jaana hai?

Avu: Tum jaoo order karo. Aur mera bhi kar dena. Ye lo paise?

She said handing some money and gave her order.

Avu: Ek veg burger aur cold coffee with ice-cream. Jitne bach jaenge wapis kar dena

Sid: Lekin ja kaha rahi hai

Avu: Kuch personal kaam hai rahi hu

Sid: Mein aaoo saath mein?

Avu: Nigam tumhe personal ka matlab nhi samaj aata kya?

Sid: Okk

Avu went from there.

Sid: Mere naam ki suphari dene jaa rahi hai kya?

He went in food court and gave order for both. Avu came back in few minutes with a shopping bag.

Sid: Kya lekar aayi?

Avu: Tumhare matlab ka nhi hai

Sid: Kyu aesa kya hai kuch illegal hai kya?

He said laughing.

Avu: Tujhe jo samaj na hai samaj

Sid: Arre dikhade agar kuch galat nhi hai to

Both finished their order while Sid trying to tease her. He snatched the shopping bag and it tore. There were undergarments and packet of her pads while all felt down. She was though a modern girl but still not to open to show all this in front of everyone. She felt embarrassed and her eyes got teary.

To be continued

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