Markimoo: hey

BeautifulBooty: sup

Markimoo: I gots a question

BeautifulBooty: shoot

Markimoo: 💥🔫

BeautifulBooty: that's not what I meant...😑

Markimoo: I know do you think I'm stupid?

Don't answer that...

BeautifulBooty: so what's ur question

Markimoo: what do u have me under in ur phone

BeautifulBooty: Markimoo. What do u have me under

Markimoo: BeautifulBooty

BeautifulBooty: wtf man have u even seen my booty???🤔

Am I talking to my stalker rn

Oh sweet baby Jesus please help me

Markimoo: I'm not a stalker I just imagined u with a great booty.

BeautifulBooty: well ur damn right sonny

Markimoo: whatever you say, you potato loving duck

BeautifulBooty: ummmm that's not only a lil racist but a lil strange

Markimoo: ur moms strange

BeautifulBooty: I'm not ur friend anymore

Markimoo: no daddy pls

BeautifulBooty: now you've made it awkward

Good job doofus

You done fucked up

Markimoo: story of my life

BeautifulBooty: that's depressing

Markimoo: so's ur mom

Jk

Jk

Jk

Your mother is probably a wonderful lady

BeautifulBooty: probably? She IS a wonderful lady

Markimoo: well I didn't wanna sound like a stalker

BeautifulBooty: true true

Markimoo: IDEA IDEA IDEA IDEA

BeautifulBooty: calm down and speak

Markimoo: why don't we dye our hair!

BeautifulBooty: and why in hell would we do that

Markimoo: CHARITY!!!👌

BeautifulBooty: ok I'll do it

Markimoo: YAAAAY

BeautifulBooty: if I dye my hair green, you dye yours pink

Markimoo: challenge accepted

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I is so sorry for being so inactive lately. I forgot this story existed for a while. I'm soooo sorryyy......