Tee her! I will do a proper update but I made this up when talking to 4MJClife  and thought it was so funny! 😂

Writing a sex scene and freakin out when ur mom walks in.

Mama: Lisha, what u wanna eat for-
Me: *slams laptop closed* I AM NOT WRITING ABOUT SEX!

😑 smooth...real smooth...

Mama: what is this?
Me: ITS BIOLOGY HOMEWORK MOMMY I SWEAR!
Mama: *reads screen* "He smacked her ass just like she like it and pulled on her hair as he went deeper"?

Umm

Mama: *raises eyebrow* *hands on hips* are you sure this is homework?
Me: *gulps* Yes...
Mama: What's the title?
Me: *mumbles* Fucked Into Oblivion...

Oh dear god 😱

Mama: Uh uh! No! That's it! What's your biology teachers name?!
Me: Mr Jackson...but he told me to call him daddy...
*mama passes out*

She asked soooooooooo....*shrugs*