So this will definitely be a reoccurring thing here as I can rant forever about this bitch. And my inner monologue when dealing with her is quite amazing.

So Emily is a girl who I was actually quite close with for a while. Then she became extremely rude towards me, more so than usual. And sure, I'm not the nicest person. But at least I don't put people down and am rude on purpose. I'm just rude in a joking and a sarcastic way and only with my friends. Like, NEVER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. UNLESS I'M BEING SERIOUS AND YOU CAN DEFINITELY TELL WHEN I'M BEING SERIOUS.

But I digress. Now I swear a lot. I'm sure you've noticed. And emily doesn't particularly like that. But I couldn't care less. If I want to swear I will swear. And if you ask me to stop and you are not an adult or a smol child I will swear more to piss you off. Because I'm not a nice person. Get that through your thick skull.

So we were at our other friends house, her name is alemon. That is a play on her real name bc she is on wattpad. And Emily was being more of a bitch to me than usual and I retaliated. And she didn't like that.

Emily: *Says Something Rude to me*

Me: *Yells at her*

Inner monologue: I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE. CERTAINLY NOT SOMEONE WHO CAN HANDLE ALL THIS SALT. BITCH. I'LL SHOW YOU.

So yeah. Now this was a separate day. Me, alemon and alemons mother jessica we all talking about emily and how I could probably lay off a bit on the sarcasm. My inner monologue didn't like that.

Inner Monologue: USE LESS SARCASM? IM SORRY, THAT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE. NOPE. NU UH. NO THANK YOU. I'LL PASS. NAH. JUST NAH.