Prolouge
Death isn't something everyone plans for, you know. I mean besides if you're suicidal. But thats besides the point.
So you're proably asking "How did it happen" well you see, I was waiting for the light to turn green then when it happend I got hit by a truck. That's it nothing much else. Honestly I thought I would be shot to the Gates of Heaven and to be sent to H-E double hockey sticks, but-
Y/n:NOT HERE!
My yelling filled the empty void of where I found myself.
Y/n:IS THIS PURGATORY OR SOMETHING??WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!
Hmph
The weird noise I made when I sat down came back to me almost as if someone as playing back at me.
Y/n:HEY I KNOW THIS PLACE DOESN'T ECHO.
Voice activation, please stat name and age
Y/n:What the, why do I have to do that!?
???:Y/n L/n....
Y/n:GWAK, WHO DARES SNEAK UP ON ME, I KNOW SPINJITSU
???:You do not need to have the feeling of threat child(e)
Y/n:Child?Who you callin-Wait are you God?
???:No, but I am close to him
Y/n:Jesus?
???:No
Y/n:Mother Mary?
???:No
Y/n:Buddha
???No-You know shut up, I'm SYSTEM
Y/n:SYSTEM, that's a dumb name, who named you that?
SYSTEM:God did, now do you wanna know why you're here
Y/n:What if I say no?
SYSTEM:....
Y/n:....
SYSTEM:Sooo is that a y-
Y/n:Yes
SYSTEM:Ok, basically some of my Heavnly higher-ups decided to make a system that makes it so you have a chance to go to Heaven, Hell, or-
Y/n:Here?
SYSTEM:Yes, we call this "The In-Between"
Y/n:That's a du-
SYSTEM:Shut, this place is where some people are given another chance at life.
Y/n:But why me?
SYSTEM:You in you're last life killed a baby dog.
Y/n:AYO WHAT!
SYSTEM:So we're giving you a second atempt to outweight your sin by doing something good.
Y/n:And how is that?
SYSTEM:We're sending you to a world we belive is perfect to redem your self.
Y/n:And where is that.
SYSTEM:Your have to find out your self, now lets start.
TIME SKIP (cringe)
SYSTEM:Are you sure you want to choose that one.
Y/n:Now why wouldn't I
SYSTEM:....Good point
SYSTEM:Alright now that's over, it's time for you to be sent over.
Y/n:Ok, one question
SYSTEM:Yes?
Y/n:Do you know who Willis is?
SYSTEM:Who's Willis
Y/n:WILLIS DICK FIT IN YOUR MOU-
The End of Prologue
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