"Aizawa, what are your students doing?" Vlad Kind asks as he watches Ashido, Ochaco, Mineta, and I T-pose over our enemies.

Shouta sighs, "Expressing dominance."

"Shouldn't they be coming up with a plan? Is this what 1-A has become?"

"I don't think you can say anything when one of your students has joined them."

"What- MONOMA, DON'T STOOP TO THEIR LEVEL!"

Yeah, Monoma really thought he could T-pose us. Fucking bitch, nah.

I huff, "Sir, that's not how this works."

"You're just mad that I can do it too! AHAHAHAHAH! CLASS A REALLY TRYING TO HAVE A LEAD OVER US BY ANYTHING AT THIS POINT!" Monoma exclaims while he looks like he has lost it.

"Stop it. Get some help."

"THE ONE WHO NEEDS HELP AROUND HERE IS YOU!"

"Everyone and their mommas know that, and it took you this long to figure that out? For shame, for shame."

Shouta is done with my shit because he snatches me up with his scarf and drags me by his side. I look up at him innocently.

"No," Shouta simply says.

"To what? I haven't even done anything yet!"

"Exactly. I'm stopping you before you do so. You either stay by your classmates without instigating anything or you stay by me. Your choice."

"...so I can instigate something beside you?"

"Beside me it is."

"Wait, nooooo! Let me by my homies, please!" Shouta and I glare at each other for a moment.

Eventually, Shouta relents and drops the scarf, "Try anything and you're not hanging out with them for a week."

I don't respond as I strut over back to my teammates, who are now on the opposite side of the roof from our enemies.

"I think we got the message across," Is the first thing I tell them as I rejoin them.

Ashido nods, "Agreed. We already won this battle." Ochaco agrees. Meanwhile, Mineta just looks traumatized. Probably because I forced him into it. However, that's not my issue now anyway. He has nowhere near the amount of trauma that I do, and he needs some.

Honestly, I should discuss battle strategies with my team. I have literally nothing but a gun, and while I love guns, I am horrible with them. I am so hyper that I can't focus on shooting. Sad, right?

However, I can shoot up close. That's something I can work with.

That's where the next issues comes in: I am behind in close range  combat compared to everyone else. Everyone here as been fighting every single day. I haven't had that constant training. That's not to say I am out of shape or anything. I still practice whenever I can, but it's nothing compared to these guys.

Though, I am fighting teachers, so maybe that compensates for less time? I'll ask the world later.

I just realized I am off topic.

Returning to my previous point, I should discuss battle strategies, but I don't wanna yet. I just want to chill with my homies while we watch our classmates beat the shit out of the bitchasses that call themselves a competitor.

If I may be honest, these battles are boring. The goal is to throw as many people in jail before the time runs out. Once again, it may be the trauma talking, but this is just subdue compared to what I am used to. Maybe to others they are dramatic, but when I just faced a mini All for One, this is shit. The new lightning scars prove that (which I recently learned makes my skin sensitive as hell).

So yeah, this is baby shit. There's no death involved.

Damn, my standards are really high if I need death to get anywhere.

The only interesting thing is that Shinso is here. This is his test to see if he is ready for the hero course or not.

With the amount of training I put him through, I fucking hope so. Otherwise, I will beat his ass.

Anyway, unlike the other students, Shinso will be participating twice. He will basically be an extra person for one team for each class. He is either an asset or a liability depending on how he is treated.

Since I find these fights boring, I'm just going to summarize the end results except for mine.

In the first match, Shinso was participating this round with class 1-A. With him, he has Kota, Kaminari, Tsu, and Kirishima. On the opposing team, there was Big Foot, Christian Girl, Dragon Boy, and Lung Cancer.

I know I will be working with Class 1-B one day, but I am petty right now. I am keeping that until I have to work with them.

Class 1-A wins that round as we fucking should.

Second round is Aoyama, Momo, Hagakure, and Tokoyami for class 1-A. For 1-B, we have Kendo (I fucking respect her so she gets a name), Comic Sans, Mushroom Girl, and Tokoyami's brother.

Class 1-B won, but I don't feel bad considering there was some pretty crazy techniques used on 1-B's side. Plus, Kendo was involved. She's Momo's rival and keeps Monoma from being on my hit list, a one-up from my shitlist. If that doesn't display her power, I don't know what does. I love Momo, but her ideas tend to be more limited than one would expect considering her quirk.

Guess that's what happens when you grow up rich.

For round three, for class A, we have Iida, Todoroki, Ojiro, and Shoji. For B, we have Erectile Dysfunction, Kirishima's Twin, Pony (that's actually her name), and Twisty Twisty.

It's a tie. I only have three things to say for this.

One: Kirishima's Brother honestly acts like me in a way. Once again, the world should be glad that I don't have a destructive quirk.

Two: Iida can go fast for a long time now! I don't know how, but he can! Maybe I should ask where he got his drugs from.

Three: Pony be brutal. She fucking stabbed a bitch!

Okay, moving on.

Match four is Bakugo, Sero, Jirou, and Sato versus Bug, Splitter, Glue Bottle, and Forced Marriage.

Obviously, Bakugo is involved, so A is going to win. However, I'm not going to leave it there. Bakugo honestly shocked me with his plan and his fighting abilities. Well, maybe not his fighting abilities. He's probably the best fighter in the class. It's mostly the plan.

Jirou, Sero, and Sato were grouped together as a distraction while Bakugo took advantage of that and protected them.

It shows just how much Bakguo has grown. Usually, he would leave their asses behind. He is also starting to listen to me, case in point with Bitch for One.

Maybe we can become the squad again just like when we were children.

The other team tried their best, but they underestimated Bakugo HARD.

Please, he could beat my ass if he wanted to in the right circumstances.

There is only one more round, which determines whether or not we tie with class B or beat their ass.

My round!

On my team, I have Ashido, Ochaco, Mineta. On the opposing team, we have Uraraka's Quirk but Weaker, Double or Nothing, Clipboard, Object Size Surgery, and Shinso.

Yeah, this is going to be interesting.

We all go to our respective sides where the only thing I am given is a fucking gun of all things. Upon closer inspection, I realized that Shouta tried to put some type of block on it to keep it from being a gun practically.

"Ashido, can you melt this part for me please?" I ask her as I hand her the gun and point where.

Ashido looks at me weird, "Why?"

"Aizawa put something on it to make it a toy gun instead of an actual gun."

"Oh...then sure!" Ashido manages to do that with no issues. We have a gun now!

Mineta huffs, "Aizawa-sensei is really trying to screw us over, huh?"

I nod, "Yeah, but that's him in a nutshell. Okay, so game plan: Ashido, I need you to distract. You're the fastest in the group and should have no trouble dodging whatever is thrown at you. They are probably going to fight range anyway. Don't engage in combat unless necessary. The rest of us will stick together. When we find them, we will go around, trap them with Mineta's headballs, and shoot them. Ochaco, you'll probably have to lift us up as I think they are going to be on the high ground. Any questions?"

"What if I get into a bad situation?" Ashido asks.

"Simple: run and we'll follow."

Mineta looks at me confused, "Wait, did you have this plan the whole time and never told us until now?"

"No. I pulled it out of my ass five seconds ago."

Ochaco adds, "Just like any other time!"

"Pretty much!"

"Oh, by the way, Izuku, is there anybody specific we want out first?"

"Yeah. We want Monoma and Shinso out first. That's purely for the communication purposes. Once those two are out, we're good."

"This sounds awfully simple."

Ashido nods, "Yeah, I agree. Green is sus."

The fucking audacity these girls have! After all I have done for them, this is what they repay me with?!

I huff, "What the hell do you expect me to do?! Build a bomb?!"

"Actually, yeah."

"...do you guys want a bomb?"

Mineta immediately starts shaking his head, "Hell no! There's no way you can make a bomb, right?! RIGHT?!"

"I mean, it's possible. Actually, that might work better. Less work!"

"SERIOUSLY?!"

The girls nod in approval as I plop my ass on the ground, put the gun between my feet, and pull out the cartage to check out the bullets.

As told, they are darts with quirk suppressant in them. Once it hits a person, they lose their quirk factor for a certain amount of time. That's not to say injecting is the only way to get the job done. You could poison food with it or make it into a gaseous form. All of those types have the same substance in them to actually do the job.

So basically, I can make a bomb that, when the fumes are inhaled, can cancel their quirks. The effect doesn't last not as long as if it were to be injected directly in the body, but it's long enough to beat their asses.

And you know what? That's plenty for me!

"THE ROUND IS STARTING NOW! KICK THEIR BEHIND, CLASS 1-B!" Vlad screams over the mic, and he's so going to get killed after this. People who wonder why I skip the staff meetings, he's why.

I put the cartage back in and stand up, "New plan: we stick together. When we find them bitches, Mineta, you trap them. Ashido, I need you to use acid GENTLY on this part," I tap the part of the gun that I need removed, "Otherwise, it will explode on us. If it explodes on us, I'm divorcing you. Ochaco, we need you to get us to the high grounds."

We are going to completely ignore the fact that I didn't tell them that this plan might fail. Simply put, I have no idea how much force it will take to explode those darts, let alone if it will actually remove their quirk factor.

I'm choosing to ignore that part. This is my life anyway.

We finally leave base, and I consider our mission a success considering we have been standing there for two minutes. Honestly, we should have been found by now, but nah. They are some slow motherfuckers.

Ochaco gets us on the high grounds, and we quietly make our way, sneaking around-

Like what the hell! Maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three just to make him jel!

I am so sorry. I can't take life serious. I just needed Six at that moment.

Ahem. Moving forward.

Eventually, we find everyone but Monoma and Shinso. Of fucking course. God is really acting up today. Whatever, we can work with this. Once we get these bitchasses, this leaves only one more person we have to get.

Now, before someone says 'don't you mean two,' no, I mean one more. We only need to take four people out despite Shinso being on the line. That should be relatively easy since I technically trained the boy. I know his fighting style pretty well, so we should go for him. I don't know what the fuck Monoma has, and I rather not find out.

Everyone looks at me expectantly, and I nod to initiate the plan.

Mineta heads out first and performs Grape Rush, throwing his balls (on his head) all over the crowd. Since this is a sneak attack, he manages to get all of them. At the same time, I show Ashido the gun, and she removes the part that I requested she delete. Now that I have a lethal bomb, I throw it on the ground next to them. The overall idea is that, now that it isn't safe, any harsh movement should make it explode. In theory, anyway.

The theory checks out. The gun-bomb explodes, and dust surrounds the group. I take note how they had their attacks prepared far behind them. After a couple of moments, all of the objects drop on the ground where they should be.

"YES, IT WORKED! Mineta, make sure they can't move!" I announce as I hop around in place.

Ochaco looks at me with shock, "Wait, so this could have not worked?!"

"Uh, yeah? I had no clue if this would work on not. I just took the knowledge I had and made a bomb. I just hoped that force would be enough to make the quirk deletor into a gas that will remove their quirk, which it did! Now we should probably move before y'all lose your own quirks." Mineta finishes his job, and we make out getaway.

"Will they be okay?" Ashido asks.

"Hopefully!"

Everyone decided that it's not worth asking any more questions on that part.

Eventually, we slow down.

"So what now?" Mineta asks as he looks around. I join him in the search to find noone here.

I shrug, "Well, we can either go after them or wait for the clock to run out since we only need to make sure we have more people trapped than them."

Ochaco and Mineta seem to consider the options.

Meanwhile, Ashido says the correct answer, "Sounds like too much work to go after them. Let's chill!"

Just then, the intercom comes on, "Since I know A will wait the time out, I announce that you must capture everyone in order to win!"

You know, if it was Shouta saying that, I would complain but do it. However, since it's Vlad, I find the nearest camera and glare at it.

"BITCH, YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE THE RULES BECAUSE YOUR CLASS IS FULL OF BITCHASSES!"

"I can and I have! Aizawa agrees!"

"IF HE AGREED, HE WOULD BE SAYING IT HIMSELF!"

We hear shuffling over the intercom, and Shouta's voice replaces the annoying one, "If you beat all of B, everyone on your team will get extra credit points, and you will get the right to punch Vlad King in the face."

I can hear Vlad screaming in the background at the disagreement, but I take it before it withdraws, "DEAL! LET'S GO, MY QUEENS!"

With a whole new attitude, I strut to find the rest of the ants with the crew behind me.

After running around for what seems like forever, we find Monoma with a heap ton of shit ready to be thrown at us.

"IF IT ISN'T CLASS 1-A?! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR A WHILE NOW! WHAT TOOK FOR SO?!" Monoma rambles about, though I don't care.

I ignore him and look at my homies, "I don't know if he has Shinso's quirk or not, so don't respond to someone unless you are looking at them. Ashido, Mineta, can you two handle him? Ochaco, I need you to get me higher. I see Shinso at the edge up there. After that, you can help these two."

The plan immediately goes into action. While Ashido and Mineta get to work on Monoma, Ochaco taps me and flies me up to the top where Shinso awaits. As soon as I land up there, I give a thumbs up to Ochaco, and I feel the weight of the world on me again. Bleh.

"Should have known you would have come alone. Makes you an easy picking considering your circumstance," Shinso entertains for a moment. Looking at him, he has Shouta's scarves and that mask he asked me to build, which manipulates his voice. I want that off of him if nothing else. Even if I get caught, it makes it easier for my teammates to get him.

Then, Shinso shoots his capture weapon at the pipes surrounding me and pulls them down. I fucking run out of the way of that shit, and I have to roll to avoid being apart of the debris. I struggle to get up for a moment, and it doesn't help that Shinso is trying to catch me and the missing arm is fucking me up too. I eventually get on my feet and rush at him to avoid the scarves. I've dealt with Shouta's long enough. Shinso has some experience with it, but it's nowhere near as fast as Shouta's yet.

As soon as I am close, I jump and kick at Shinso's face, forcing the mask to fly off somewhere. Shinso does not seem happy about that. I immediately hop back to avoid those capture scarves again.

"There's no use in trying to get you to talk, is there?" Shinso questions as he shoots his scarves at me once more.

I don't respond. I may lack self-control, but I don't lack a brain. Instead, I swerve between the ribbons and simply tackle him to the ground. In a normal circumstance, I would pin him down, lock him up somehow, and call it good. However, I can't effectively do that when I am missing an arm.

That leads to plan B: snatching them damn scarves from Shinso's neck and running away. It's difficult since it's basically a wrestling match between the two of us. The idea does not work as positions switch, so he is on top of me now. Not good. I bring my legs to my chest before he can pin me, kick him off, and scramble back.

"You're pretty damn useless, aren't you, Izuku? You don't have your pretty gadgets to save you. You don't even have all your limbs!" Shinso says, clearly trying to get a rise out of me.

Well, I am officially pissed now. I clench my jaw and look  for something I can use to restrain him.

I have nothing. Fucking damn it. I didn't want to do this, but I have to knock him out. I just have to hope the force I put in is enough to do that but not enough to give him a damn concussion.

Thinking about it, Shinso probably deserves it for saying that. I know he said it to make me talk, but that is an area I rather avoid considering my childhood trauma!

I don't give Shinso a chance this time as I rush forward, faster than before and aim a hit to the head once more. This time, he's prepared. He manages to sneak the scarf around my kicking leg and pulls me to the ground with a loud thump. Shinso starts to wrap my legs quickly.

This is my last chance.

With my legs together, I hop up. I'm unstable, but that doesn't matter as long as I get the job done. As Shinso pulls me forward to get me to the ground, I take the chance to punch him as hard as I can in the head. That plan proves to be successful as he falls to the ground, but he is still awake. Like before, he doesn't hesitate to switch positions with me and try to pin me down. I bite down any noise I was about to make. At this point, I am desperate to win. I raise my head to bash it with Shinso's, causing him to flinch and let get of me.

When my arms are free once more, I punch him in the head once more. This time, he falls to the side of me.

Finally, Shinso is out.

I bite my tongue when I notice the blood on my fist. Looking over at Shinso, he isn't at much better as there is blood all over his head. We're lucky we have Recovery Girl despite her being a bitch about it.

"Class A has won...please return to the lobby,"

Vlad says over the intercom. He sounds more solemn, though I don't know if it's because he lost, has to be punched, or because I just beat he shit out of Shinso. Quite frankly, I don't care.

I undo the scarves and stand up to notice my vision is blurry. Great. Whatever. Don't care.

I sigh as I wait for Recovery Girl's robots to come and pick up Shinso.

"You're pretty damn useless, aren't you, Izuku? You don't have your pretty gadgets to save you. You don't even have all your limbs!"

I bite down my anger. That's going to stick in my head for a while, huh?

I guess I should just be glad that he didn't say that to anyone else.

Eventually, RG's bots come and take the boy away, and I start my journey down to the bottom where I meet my teammates. They start to rush toward me until they notice the blood, slowly down with a concerned look.

I pull out my act as I smile brightly, "No worries, I'm good! I had no way of dealing with him beside knocking him out, and that's a harder challenge than I thought."

That seems to settle their nerves, and we make our way back to the lobby. As soon as we enter, I get all sorts of looks, though mostly from class 1-B. They aren't used to my shit, so they don't know how to handle me.

"Izuku, come here," Shouta calls with Vlad pouting at his side. I make my way to the teachers, and I can tell Shouta wants to ask what the fuck happened, but instead, he questions, "Since you fought him headon, do you think Shinso is ready for the hero course?"

Despite my anger towards the boy, my logical side reigns for once, "Yeah, he's good."

The students behind me overhear that, and they start to celebrate for the boy. Shouta doesn't even ask for anything else. He trusts my opinion, and it seems Vlad does too.

"Wait, are you going to punch Vlad now?!" Kaminari asks. Oh yeah, that was on there, huh?

"Nah. I want to be extra prepared to do that. All the more painful."

"Got it!" Oh, this boy for going along with it.

Shouta then calls the rest of my team over and tells us about our faults.

"You were supposed to use a gun as a gun. Not a bomb," Shouta starts with.

I huff, "Wasn't in the rules."

Shouta doesn't bother to add to it. He criticizes my other classmates, but he seems to avoid me for some reason. In fact, he is sneaking looks at me. To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised he if figured out what happened. He'll tell me my issues later most likely.

After that, we are dismissed. Usually, I hang out with my homies, but I need a break. Otherwise, I'm going to explode.

I head back to my dorm to calm down. Well, attempt to anyway.

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Author's Note

Usually I don't do this shit, but I thought this is important.

This chapter was not supposed to be this long, let alone on this fucking arc. However, I'm glad I did make it like this.
I have another reason for being here.
From the next chapter on, it's going to get dark. I don't mean Manga dark either. I plan on going beyond that, so just a warning.
Of course, that's after I deal with the emotional baggage I just gave Izuku this chapter, which wasn't planned at all. However, this will make it worse as it will state his mental state, so that's good!
Later, everyone!
PS: This is being grammar checked later. I just thought y'all would want it now.

9/9/21 - I fixed some of the grammar in it.