Class 1-Ass Group Chat

Kaminari: i just realized y is dis chat called 1-ass instead of 1-bitches

Jirou: Why is this something you are worried about?

Kaminari: izuku normally calls us his bitches

Jirou: To match the A, you dumbass.

Kaminari: BUT WE R HIS BITCHES

Ashido: AND HIS HOES

Kaminari: YEH

Bakugo: CAN YOU NERDS SHUT UP?! YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING BREAK MY PHONE FOR HOW MUCH YOU ALL TALK!

Kaminari: NEVR!

Ashido: NEVER!

Uraraka: NEVER!

Sero: NEVER!

Hagakure: NEVER!

Tsuyu: I don't know what you expected when this is Izuku's group, ribbit. It's impressive enough that you are allowed in here.

Momo: Maybe we should settle down a little.

Ashido: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY HUSBANDO WOULDN'T APPROVE!

Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Bakugo has gone offline.

Kirishima: That was unmanly of him.

Momo: Wait, is Iida still muted from last time?

Uraraka: Yeah, Izuku didn't want to hear him complain about the name anymore so he just muted him.

Momo: I'm not even surprised.

Hagakure: He is as firm on that decision as he is on his belief of keeping Mineta out!

Momo: That's not good.

Ashido: We just want to have fun and Iida always ruins it!

Momo: His heart is in a good place.

Jirou: Do you really want to fight Izuku on that decision though?

Momo: . . .

Jirou: Exactly.

Tsuyu: Where is Izuku anyway?

Queen Bitch (Izuku) has come online.

Queen Bitch: You rang?~

Ashido: IZU BAE

Kaminari: daddy zu!

Uraraka: Hey Izuku!

Tsuyu: Were you waiting for one of us to say something about you so you can come in dramatically, ribbit?

Queen Bitch: Believe it or not, nope! It was just a big old coincidence!

Jirou: I don't think anyone believes you.

Queen Bitch: COME ON! I WAS PACKING MY NEW PURSE! I JUST HAPPENED TO CHECK THIS PLACE BEFORE I LEFT FOR WORK, AND I AM BEING ATTACKED FOR IT! D;

Momo: I have never seen you carry a purse around, Izuku.

Queen Bitch: That's because I never have!

Momo: Oh? What made you change your mind?

Ashido: AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME WITH YOU TO HELP YOU PICK ONE OUT?! OFFENDED, SIR! I WANT A DIVORCE!

Queen Bitch: On my behalf, it was an impulse decision. Plz no divorce.

Ashido: YOU COULD HAVE WAITED!

Queen Bitch: I really couldn't. It was vitally important.

Ashido: You better have picked up something good! Send a pic!

Queen Bitch has sent a picture in the group chat. It would be a two thousand dollar Gucci bag.

Ashido: WAIT WAIT WAIT, WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE A CHEAPASS BAG FROM CLAIRES OR SOME SHIT! NOT FUCKING GUCCI!

Hagakure: It matches him well!

Kaminari: wat?

Jirou: Gucci is super expensive, dumbass.

Momo: Um, Izuku, where did you get the money for that?

Queen Bitch: Aizawa's bank account!

Kaminari: HES NO POR?!

Ashido: HE LET YOU GET THAT?!

Queen Bitch: He's not poor. He's actually a millionaire. He just never spends his money. And no, he did not get it for me. I stole the money from him :D

Uraraka: Teach me your ways.

Momo: Uraraka, no. Izuku, that's wrong.

Kirishima: Yeah, that's not very manly, bro!

Queen Bitch: He fucked with my money. I have full rights to fuck with his.

Sero: I see full rights.

Jirou: Has he noticed?

Queen Bitch: He will when I head off to work!

Kaminari: so build the grave site?

Queen Bitch: Yeah.

Ashido: oof

Kaminari: oof

Kirishima: oof

Sero: oof

Uraraka: oof

Hagakure: oof

Tsuyu: He asked for it, ribbit.

Momo: Izuku, you can always return it.

Queen Bitch: Ex-fucking-cuse me, no. I don't back down from pettiness. I have already accepted death.

Momo: Honestly, why do I try to help?

Queen Bitch: I don't know, but I have to head out to account for lecture time! Later!

Queen Bitch has officially went offline.

- - -

Am I as put together as possible? Pretty much

Attitude problem? Extra for the road, so check.

Multiple outfits? Of fucking course.

Arm? Well, that bitch is forever burnt off until otherwise, and Recovery Girl won't let me wear the prosthetic until I 'mature' so never.

And finally, the Gucci bag? I ain't forgetting that. You may forget people, but you can never forget money!

TIME TO HEAD TO WORK!

I strut out to the teacher's lounge with my Gucci bag with confidence that barely exists  nowadays, "Good morning, my bitches and thots!"

Most of the staff groans. You know, it's better than hearing that I need to stop cursing. I'm taking anything at this point. I look around to see only a few here, including Hizashi. Shouta must still be asleep. Bless.

Hizashi has no issues ignoring them, "Good morning, Izuku!" I find him in the kitchen, so I approach him for food. I take my seat at the bar.

"Morning, morning! What's Shouta's mood? I need to know to determine how fast I need to go to get the hell out of here."

"His usual self, why? What did you do this time?"

"So you didn't fuck him into happiness?"

"IZUKU, THAT'S TOO PERSONAL!"

"LOOK, SIR, THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION TO DETERMINE MY SURVIVAL! MOST MEN NEED SEX, ALRIGHT?!"

Nemuri quickly interrupts us with a purr, "He isn't wrong, Zashi."

Hizashi whines, dropping his head on the counter, "Why do you guys do this to me?"

"It's vital information, sir. Though, you answered it through your actions alone, so thank you. Also, morning, Nemuri!" I answer without hesitation because it is the goddamn truth.

"Good morning, Izuku! You look fab-u-lous! When did you get a Gucci bag?" Nemuri asks as she sits beside me.

"Last night!"

"And you didn't invite me?!"

"Damn, my wife said the same thing. I will bring y'all next time, promise."

"If you don't, I'll make you suffer, Izu-darling!"

"Okay, I get it, I get it."

Hizashi sits up, "I didn't even know you could afford that."

"I can't currently!"

Both of them look at me for a moment, then ask, "What?"

"I have no access to my money right now." WHICH IS A HUGE FUCKING ISSUE SINCE A CERTAIN SOMEONE IS INVOLVED IN THAT SHIT!

"Then how did you get it?" Hizashi asks with concern.

"Uh, yeah, about that-"

"IZUKU MIDORIYA!" Suddenly echoes throughout the dorm along with the door bursting open.

Damn, this man really woke up and chose violence.

Honestly, I was expecting Shouta to not know first thing in the morning. I was expecting him to not notice until maybe at lunch. That's when he checks his emails. I guess he has the bank app on his phone.

I'm both impressed and disappointed because that means my time is as limited as free rights!

I'm going to die!

Despite this being my final demise, I know that I will need to face it...eventually. I ain't dealing with this shit now! I have other shit to do!

"I'LL TEXT YOU WHEN YOU CALM DOWN! PROTECT ME, PLEASE! I NEED THIS MONEY FIRST BEFORE I DIE!" I scream as I jump over the counter past Hizashi and run to the back entrance for my escape.

Luck does not seem to be on my side today as I feel that stupid scarf wrap around me, "HEY HEY HEY, LET ME GO! I HAVE WORK TO DO!" The scarf tightens.

"I recommend you settle down and explain why I woke up to a message saying that two thousand went missing from my account?" Shouta asks from behind me.

"Damn, Izuku, you have a bigger pair than I thought-" Nemuri starts, but I assume Shouta threatened her because she suddenly goes quiet.

I click my tongue, "Sir, I don't know what you were expecting from me when you blocked me from taking money from my account because 'I was using my money in an illogical way' when I was not! I could be rich by now, but no! You had to block me!"

Hizashi asks hesitantly, "Uh, what were you using the money for?"

"Stock market," Shouta answers for me.

"I don't see what is wrong with that! I wasn't investing into anything illegal! I was investing into businesses that I have determined to have a high chance to make me money back in the future!" I explain.

"You put all your money into the stock market. If it was a small portion, fine. However, you invested all your money into it."

"Being a business man is about taking risks, and I am doing that! Yolo on them bitches!"

"There's a difference between taking risks and being logical."

"Logical?"

"Don't act stupid. Besides, you're just trying to distract me. What did you get and why did you use my money for it?"

"I got a Gucci bag! I used yours because you're the one who blocked my account, and I wanted revenge! Whose money was I supposed to use? Endeavor's?"

"No. You're not supposed to get anything because you're too impulsive with money, brat. Now, you're going to return the bag and not buy anything else unless you have my permission."

"What if I pay you back-?" Shouta interrupts me like the rude bastard he is.

"No. You don't get to keep the bag. You lost your rights to money until you mature." I'm starting to hate that word. Mature. Sounds so fucking stupid.

"But I have a job today! What if I pay you back with that money?"

Obviously, Shouta does not believe me as he walks into my sight and glares me down, "I deny that you have a job that is paying you 2k in a day."

"Actually, it's paying 5k a day, so you would be right on that."

"...what did you do?"

"I've done nothing!"

"What is it?"

"It's a research experiment!"

"You're not participating in a research experiment when you haven't gotten approval from an adult."

"Good thing I have an alter ego, huh?!"

Shouta just seems more frustrated with me by the second, "What is it even about?"

"They are looking for previous alcoholics to test their attention spans compared to normal people!" I hear Nemuri joke 'what attention span,' and I try to turn my head to stick my tongue out at her, but she is just out of my sight. Bitch.

Shouta facepalms, "You're not going. If you try, you're stuck with me for the rest of the week."

"Then what am I supposed to do?!"

"Do your normal work. If you want something, ask a trusted adult, meaning anybody here but Hizashi and Nemuri." A loud 'hey' could be heard from both of them, but I believe Nemuri deserves it. Hizashi not so much. He's innocent for now.

"So mean! I just wanted to expand my skills into the business sector! How am I supposed to do that now?!"

Vroom!

All the sudden, Nezu appears next to us in the car I built for him a while back, "I believe I may have a solution! I need you and Aizawa to come to my office for a meeting!"

Shouta looks ready to go off on this rat, but I interrupt him before he begs for death, "A meeting? What the fuckity fuck does that have anything to do with business savvy?"

"Oh, you'll see. Come in an hour or else!" With that, he zooms off.

Alright then.

I look up at Shouta, "Want to let me go? Apparently I have a meeting to get ready for."

Without a sound, Shouta drops the scarf from around me and wraps it around his neck. He proceeds to go straight to the coffee maker, takes the whole pot without grabbing a cup, and downs it. He even starts making another one!

You know, I thought I lost it a long time ago. Maybe it's actually him.

Before Shouta can regret his decision, I head to my room to change.

- - -

You want to know one of the biggest advantages of being Nezu's previous student? You don't give a fuck about whether he has visitors or not. You just go in.

Shouta doesn't even get the chance to knock when I burst through, "What's the tea, sir?!"

Thankfully, Nezu isn't in an important meeting, so I didn't embarrass anyone this time.

Nezu sips his tea, "We have an intriguing situation. Please sit."

Shouta follows his instructions while I remain standing, asking, "Intriguing? I hate this already if that's your wording for it."

"No need to worry! I had nothing to do with the idea! I am merely here to inform you as I was told this from the HC."

"That's worse."

"It is better than you believe, so please listen. It does not involve only you but rather all of class 1-A," That catches both Shouta's and I's attention, "the entire class has been assigned to the Hero Work Recommendation Project, a new system the HC is starting. Class 1-A will be sent to Nabu Island, an island that has no heroes currently. They will be expected to run an agency while taking care of the entire town."

"With other heroes watching them?" Shouta asks, concerned. I don't blame him. The amount of times class 1-A has faced death is astronomical.

Nezu sighs, "No. They are expected to work together based on what they know without any help." What the fuck, HC?

"Why the hell was class 1-A chosen? Why not 3-A or another school or at least a class with more experience? They are throwing babies out here!" I insert, and Shouta agrees with me for once.

"Due to class 1-A's ability to deal with trouble and being an already well-known class, they decided that your class would be the best choice."

"We get fucking attacked once a week at least. How does that make us the best choice?"

"Your class has already done plenty of new tricks such as receiving your licenses early, so they believe you would be a good test class for the program. I understand your concern, but I already negotiated all I can from them."

"Uh, what the flippity flop does that mean?"

"They were originally going to exclude you since you are technically a hero, but I advised them against it since you are part of that class."

"Will I be able to communicate with Izuku?" Shouta immediately questions. Once again, it makes sense since Shouta and I are so close.

"I do not see why not as long as you do not help your class or go there yourself. You are expected to inform your class of this, Aizawa."

"When are they heading out?"

"Next month."

I snap, "Sir, what the fuck is with you and these last minute announcements? Next month is three days away!"

"Then I recommend you get to work getting your gear together. You can not leave the island for the month."

"This just sounds like hell waiting to happen."

"Think of it as a vacation. You do not have to do cases while you are working on this-"

"THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER! I'M GETTING MY BIKINI! NO HC, NO BOSSY ADULTS, AND I GET TO CONTROL TEENAGERS?! THIS SOUNDS LIKE THE VACATION OF A LIFETIME! GIVE ME BACK MY BANK ACCOUNT, SHOUTA!"

"No," Shouta bluntly responds. I huff back.

Nezu adds, "That means you do not have to deal with the students for a month, Aizawa."

"Yes, but I will have to deal with the law for the trouble they get into when they get back." I can feel Shouta's glare, and I am ignoring it on purpose.

"If it makes you feel any better, this island is not as technologically advanced as I-Island, and it is smaller."

"The brats will figure it out somehow. Specifically Izuku."

I huff louder, "I feel attacked!"

"And I will continue to attack until my money is returned."

"So mean!"

Nezu interrupts us, "While I enjoy the banter between the two of you, you two are on a time crunch, so you should get moving. If you have any questions, let me know!"

Yeah, I rather not deal with a psychotic rat, no offense. Shouta and I quicky get up and leave.

Shouta does not give me the chance to mentally recover when he goes, "When does that store open?"

"Let me hold the bag for a bit longer."

"You can hold it on the way to the store."

"Can you return it for me? I don't think I can handle the heartbreak."

"Unless you want to stay with me for the next three nights, you're returning it."

WHY HE GOTTA BE SO RUDE, Y'ALL?!

I will tell you that returning that bag was almost as painful as losing an arm. Shouta even offered me a hug for how sad I was. I denied it because I was petty, but it demonstrates how sad I was over losing that bag.

- - -

Author's Notes:

THE STORY IS BACK, EVERYONE!

This story is back in action until Season 5 is over! Then we are doing the same thing that we did in season 4.There is a few things that I would like to address here about the fic, so let's get to it!

Q&A Noone Asked For:

1. Why did I start the fic now instead of immediately after season 5 started releasing?

There is not a lot of content at the beginning, so I didn't want to run on nothing. Besides that, May 27, the day this is released, is the day this fic started and finished, so this is a special day.

2. How many chapters are expected to come from this fic?

I have no clue. I am expecting 10 to be the maximum, but I could be wrong. It depends the kind of shit I come up with.

3. Why am I starting from the movie instead of actually season 5 when I said I wasn't going to do the movie until it is in the timeline?

To be frank, Izuku does not have a lot to work with this season yet because up to the recent episode, all the fights would be put into one chapter, and that's not a lot. I want to wait for more episodes to come out and people wanted me to do the movie, so I decided why not? It's a decent place to put it if nothing else. Basically, expect some new shit for this season.

4. Do you have an upload schedule for this?

Lol, no.

5. What happened to the Discord server, and does it still exist?

Yes, the Discord server still exists. The reason why the link is not in every chapter anymore is because the server got threatened, so I removed the link to prevent that issue. If you were in the server and suddenly are not anymore, that is because I quite literally kicked everyone from the server to redo it. That way, it would have a smoother entry process, easier shit to understand, yada yada you get the point. To get back in, you had to have sent me a message saying you want back in and I sent the invite to you. It hasn't been active recently since the fic hasn't been active, so don't worry about having missed anything. Now that the fic is back. I plan on making it active again.So no, most likely, you were not removed because I was against you or you were in trouble or anything like that. It was just to upgrade the server. I encourage you to join if you want.

6. How do I get into the server?

DM me at Virus 4112. You don't have to friend me unless your safety settings are on, then you do (you can either way, so don't worry about that). Just say 'hey, let me in the server' or something like that and I will send the invite.

That is everything I had to talk about. I'm glad to be back working on this, and I hope the server will have less issues this time in the reopening. Later.

PS: Sorry for all the explanation.

11/13/2021

I don't usually put this here. I usually comment. However, since this is here, I don't mind putting it here. This chapter was edited on 11/13/2021. I am currently working on editing all the chapters after this one because I thought I already did when I didn't. 

Go me!

Hopefully it will be easier to read. Now later!