IT'S TIME TO FUCK THESE BITCHES UP FINALLY!

We got the plan set up! Is it stupid? Heck, yes, but we are willing to take the risk! We called all the heroes involved in the raid at five this morning to get their asses here. Meanwhile, I get my costume on.

Virus is on the scene without a helmet on! Of course, CAT and Patchy are coming with me as I need as much defense as possible. If I may be honest, I'm nervous about this. Yes, I can feel that.

Not about me before you ask. I am more than willing to throw myself in front of a bus to stop a villain! The only reason I don't is that Shouta would bring me back and make me suffer.

The reason I'm nervous is Shouta is involved in this. I don't mean as a fighter but as a significant role in the operation. I know the I made the idea, and I know Sho will accept it as it's the logical decision; however, the idea is risky. The only thing he will be against is that I am involved, but he can do shit about that.

Currently, I'm standing beside Sir Nighteye as we let in some of the heroes from last time at six in the fucking morning. We have the Fatgum Agency, Ryukyu agency, Sir Nighteye agency, Rock Lock (sadly), and Shouta.

Sir Nighteye starts his announcement, " We have found proof of where Eri is." Then, in the most professional way possible, he places this bright pink girl toy on the table. It takes everything in me not to laugh.

"How is that proof?" Fatgum asks.

"I saw one of the suspects picking it up."

"What if he's into cutesy things?!" Fatgum, we support gender equality and all that, but we have proof.

"I used my foresight on him."

That creates a shock across the room, "What?" Trust me, the way he used it was a sight to see. I have it saved on my phone now.

"I know how to get in, and I have seen it for myself. We will be raiding it today at eight this morning, but Eraserhead and Virus will be going in earlier to see how far they can go." Shouta immediately straightens up. Everyone in the room turns to face me.

Rock Lock steps forward, "Hold up. We are sending a kid in first? Why?" Sir Nighteye nods at me. It's my idea, so I might as well explain it.

"Overhaul is interested in me because I am quirkless. I believe he would let me in as he believes I might join his team. I'm bringing Eraserhead with me because I have worked with him before and for his quirk. If Overhaul and I have the same thinking, he would be interested in Eraser's quirk as it has the function he is looking for. If we go in deeper and meet Overhaul, Eraser can use his quirk, and we can jump him."

"It also can go wrong." Rock Lock decides to point out.

"Anything can go wrong."

"Should we really be sending a kid into this?"

That makes everyone go quiet, and I have to bite my tongue.

Ryukyu sighs, "I have to agree. Virus is not usually on the mission. He's usually only the planner."

Sir Night finally steps in," I believe in Virus's and Eraserhead's abilities. It's a risk I am willing to take as no matter what happens, Virus can get themselves out. The two robots will be going with them. Are there any more questions? If not, everyone can prepare." With no response, I walk from behind the table to join Shouta when Mirio stops me.

"Virus, let's save Eri together!" He suddenly starts swinging his arms with energy that I don't even think I have.

"I got it, and we will! I need to go talk to Eraserhead about our plan." I state quickly as I leave the room. I know Shouta too well because I know he is following me. I take him into an empty office and close the door behind us.

Shouta sighs, "You better know what you are doing, brat." I smirk.

"The goal is for you to get you in as far as possible. You have the most valuable quirk here. If you use your quirk on Overhaul, he is done for."

"You seem concerned about Overhaul the most."

"I will be honest with you; I have been digging around the underground a bit-"

"What?!-" Ignored.

"And I found that he can easily kill people with his quirk. Everyone else we can resist. Him? No. He is also their leader. Oh, put your hair up and wear this." I throw a black mask at him that covers his lower mouth to neck. With a grumble, he does as he is asked.

"What's this for?" He points at the mask now on him.

"Well, I realized your scarf can take some electricity. I don't need you electrocuting yourself, so I made that. Oh, and it has a communicator."

"Alright. Anything I should know before we go in?"

"Don't say anything unless spoken too. You already know everybody involved, right?" He nods.

"I assume everybody else is after Eri?"

"Correct, or they are back up. The other heroes have a signal because there is a chance of us ending up as bait." He nods.

"Let's get this over with."

---

Shouta and I stand in front of the warehouse by ourselves, and I can't help but feel like I am about to be cornered. We probably are. I have my helmet at hand so that they can see me. CAT and Patchy are behind me.

Without hesitation, I press the buzzer.

It takes a moment, but the gate opens to reveal a bird in all black.

Okay, before anyone gets confused, I am calling these guys birds because they wear fucking bird masks. This is my way of bullying them.

"What are you two doing here?" He asks, but I realize that he is using his quirk. To further demoralize these bitches so you guys will hate them too, their names will be their quirks. This dude's name is Confession: it allows him to force people to tell the truth. However...

"I'm just here to meet up with Overhaul. You probably heard of a Midoriya Izuku around here, huh? Oh, and this is Eraserhead! Eraser here has a quirk that could benefit ya'll!" I exclaim without thinking of an explanation. That is all the truth, but it's literal. It seems like my brain can work around even that, intentional or not.

Good job, brain!

Confession moves out of the side, and Shouta and I enter the place. Well, first, there is this cute little garden. Since I have revealed who I am, I put my helmet on as there is no use in going without it. The robot animals follow behind me as we enter the building. As Sir Nighteye said, Confession presses down some random planks to reveal a hidden passageway. With Sir having the ability to tell directions unlike me, he managed to make a map based on what he saw with his quirk. Softly, I ask CAT to pull up the map in my visor.

I can tell you that the map only provides a warning that we are about to get into a mess. Wherever we are going, it's off the bloody map. When Confession is looking forward, I sign to Shouta, "Be ready. We are being sent to a trap."

He nods as I ask CAT to send the signal.

We are lead into this dark room only lit by candles when Confession leaves and locks the door behind him. Of course.

When my night vision flickers on, I can see Barrier and Strongarm on the other side.

Barrier allows him to create his name-stake, and Strongarm can rotate his arms at ridiculous speeds. However, he can only last a few seconds. That's a weakness we need to exploit. I am not too worried about Barrier. At most, he will prevent us from hitting Strongarms.

I pull out my batons, spark them, and get in fighting position with Shouta, who now has his goggles on.

Strongarm, of all the things he could do, starts complaining, "Come on! Both of these weakling use weapons!"

I scoff, "This is where they lead us? Come on, I wanted a challenge!"

The poor boy roars and runs towards us while screaming, "YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!"

Shouta and I jump to opposite sides, Shouta uses his quirk, and I swing my batons at him. The rods don't reach him as the barrier deflects them. I huff and press the side of my helmet so only my squad can hear, "Patchy and CAT, get to Barrier and knock him out. Shouta, we need to focus on Strongarms. He's too fast. If one of us gets hit, we are out. We need him distracted because he can one-shot my robots."

"Additional information on Strongarms?" Shouta asks.

"His quirk can only go off a few seconds at a time. I don't know the resting time, but I estimate a couple of seconds." I see him nod from the corner of my eye.

During that conversation, on the other team, I hear Strongarms screaming, " Let me fight them, Hekiji!"

Barrier calmly explains, " Overhaul put us together because our quirks have synergy." If we are talking just quirks, then Overhaul has the right idea. That's a power duo. However, because these two don't seem to get alone, it doesn't work. It's like putting Bakugo and me together. Fucking dumb.

I didn't realize how shitty their relationship was until Strongarms attempts to punch Barrier! Like, that's a Bakugo move there! Thankfully, Barrier has the quirk he has and can block the hit.

My life, being the comedy it is, Patchy decides that it's the perfect time to ram into Barrier.

I get that I programmed the bots to find the chance and take it, but that shocks even me. The best part is that it was a fantastic move in this circumstance! I AM SO PROUD!

Wait, we are on a mission.

Shouta and I take that chance faster than Gran Torino can fly. Shouta uses his quirk on Strongarms while tying up Barrier. Meanwhile, I swing my batons at Strongarms, wrap him up, and electrocute him until he passes out. I reel it back as I hear Shouta knock Barrier out.

"That was flipping easy," I mutter. I see Shouta shaking his head, but I go to the locked door and key it open.

Shouta and I run out, and with the map on my visor once more, I start leading the way with my bitches behind me.

The radio in my helmet picks up a signal, "Virus, this is Sir Nighteye. What is your position?"

"Let's see: they took us in, but put us with Barrier and Strongarms to fight. They are knocked out, and we are currently back on track."

"Is Eraserhead there?"

I hear Shouta mutter, "The idiot would have already left me if he wanted to."

I say, "He isn't wrong. How are things on your end?"

"We had to deal with Vitality-Stealer outside, and we got inside. However, the Mimic is controlling the walls. We believe those two are on quirk-enhancement drugs. Lemillion went ahead by himself. We have three of them here."

"That's odd. Mimic isn't controlling the building here. There must be a limit. Thank the flipping gods for that. We should be meeting up with Lemillion soon then. Thanks for the update." I turn off the radio, and after some running, we finally found who we were looking for.

We have Overhaul, Eri, I think that's Chronostasis, and we have Confession

Basic Explanation: Overhaul can control his surroundings, and Chronostatis can slow down people by whacking someone with his hair.

Time for the show!

"Jeez, I don't even get a hello? This feels like a runaway date! Alright, you can either give her up now or deal with us. Just know that this is about to end either way."

Overhaul faces me and glares me down, "Aren't you cocky? Get them, Sakaki."

Suddenly, I get dizzy. Not dizzy as in when you get up too fast dizzy, but dizzy as in drunk dizzy. I hear a grunt beside me along with a loud thump, so I think it's safe that assume that Shouta is affected as well. I take a deep breath as I spread my legs to balance myself. This isn't the worst thing I have been through.

Because, you know, I was one.

I look up to see the three going away.

That's when slurred speech fills the air, "Ya can't stand, huh? Can't stand straight? Me too! There's no point in standing when I can crawl! Stay away unless you want to be plastered!" I look up to see a horrible fashion sense, AKA Sloshed, pouring a bottle of gin into his mouth. However, he is failing horribly as some drops from his mask because he is upside down.

"Patchy, CAT, go after him." I hear a squawk and a meow. A moment later, after a scream and as a body drops to the ground, my sense of balance is back. I turn to see Shouta getting up, but slowly, "Are you okay, Eraserhead?"

"I'm fine. I'm still affected. You?" Slower reaction time. Great.

"Good thing I have experience!" I hear a sigh as we follow the path they went on.

Somehow, they did not make it that far. You would think that after a declaration like that, they would go further. Nope. It makes it worst that they are not noticing us.

I press my helmet to mute my voice for everyone, but my team, "Eraser, get Overhaul now." I pull my hand back.

With a nod, Shouta uses his quirk on Overhaul, throws his scarf out, and captures the man. I use my boosters to burst forward to reach Overhaul. I knock him out before I give them a chance to retrieve him, and zoom at Confession and Chronostasis.

However, I force myself to stop when Mirio suddenly pops from the wall and uses permeation to kick through Eri and to actually kick the Chronostasis who was holding Eri. Chronostasis loses a grip on Eri, and Mirio takes the chance and starts to retreat behind Eraserhead.

BOOM!

A red gunshot echoes through the air, coming from Confession, and hits Lemillion.

Please don't tell me - I don't have time for this. I take advantage of the distraction, now that Eri is out, and swing my batons to wrap around Confession and Chronostasis to knock them out.

Once Shouta and I put the quirk-suppressant cuffs on the three, I face Eri and Mirio, " Are you two okay?"

Mirio gives a bright smile, " Eri will need medical attention, but we got them away from her. As for me, I can't use my quirk, but I'll be fine!"

"If I could facepalm, I would. That's like saying 'hey, I can't use my limb, but I'll be fine!'"

"But, it's true!"

Shouta interrupts, "You two can argue about this later. We need to get this done first."

I nod, "Got it, Eraser. Don't worry, Eri. We got you, sweets."

I see Shouta smirking, but I don't know why.

Also, how fucking underdramatic, right? See, this is what a smart person can do. Us smart people can prevent overdramatic drama. We just create our own!

---

When we got out, we immediately locked Overhaul in a van and shipped him off with the bullets along with the other members.

The only significant injuries were Mirio's quirk, and Amajiki has a couple of injuries, but nothing he can't heal from. I'm hoping Mirio's problem isn't permanent. However, my gut is telling me otherwise. We had him sent to the hospital with Eri to get checked over.

Oh, and Rock Lock got stabbed, but he's okay!

Other than that, everyone is either worn out or has some scrapes. It's impressive because we were expecting much worst. I thank above whoever protected us with my dumbass idea.

Shouta and the other students already returned back to UA to teach and rest. I, of course, need to be more involved.

Right now, I'm learning what happened on the other side of the spectrum from Sir Nighteye.

I won't force you to hear his boring speech, so I will explain everything as easy as possible.

Vitality Stealing, someone who can steal life for strength, came through the door before they came in. Ryukyu agency took care of them. Then, they had to deal with some random gangsters. After they go to the basement, Mimic, a quirk that can make inanimate objects his body, took control of the basement, and started doing the wiggle. Mimic threw them in with three guys with the following quirks:

Larceny: Anything he can see, he can make it appear in his hand. For example, a TV remote to change from the damn commercials.

Crystallize: He can turn his whole body into crystals like how Kirishima can with rocks.

Food: The definition of me. He can eat anything nonstop. That means anything literally, so his body can digest fricking metal if he wanted to.

Amajiki distracted and defeated them while everyone went ahead. Mimic continued his rampage, but then something interesting happened.

I'll let Sir Nighteye explain, "Twice and Toga from the League of Villains were there trying to enrage Mimic and did. It seems they were planning on attacking for a while and used us to benefit them. I don't know what happened to them."

My brain immediately starts running through multiple instances.

"They would have had to plan that from the beginning. I don't know how the League got pass Confession, but Shigaraki is not stupid. It wouldn't surprise me if he found a way around it. I have no clue why he would be after Overhaul, but he has to be after those bullets and possibly Eri. Maybe his quirk?" Then, I shut up suddenly.

"Virus?" Sir Nighteye asks.

"Toga and Twice used us during the raid. This was all planned out. I deny we were included directly in the plan, but we certainly helped them. Now that Overhaul's guards are gone, they only have to worry about whoever is with him now. If they want him, this is the chance to get him! And then we threw the fucking bullets with him, so it's fricking candy land for them! FUCK! Patchy, wing-mode! CAT, I need the location of the van with Overhaul! Sir, who is there?" Patchy squawks as it slams onto my back.

"Snatch. Be careful." I don't even listen when I fly off.

That took me way too long to figure out.

---

It takes me a couple of minutes to get there, but I arrive on a highway that's on a bridge.

The League of Villains have already attacked, but they are still on the scene. I see the pack of bullets in Shigaraki's hand.

Fuck.

There is a large boulder in the middle of the road with the police car wholly destroyed, and the van opened on its side. In the middle of the stage sits Overhaul on the bed, still tied down with the League around him. Ahead, I can see a more suspicious black van.

"Patchy, detach from me and attach a tracker to the van ahead." The next thing I know, I am flying through the air. I take the chance to pull out my batons, spark them up, and swing them at the group. Unfortunately, they all see and move away from the bed. I land in front of them.

Shigaraki scoffs, "Again, Midoriya? Why do you keep getting in my way?"

I chuckle, "I could say the same about you." I don't bother to give them a chance as I rush them with my boosters, swinging once again in whip mode.

I have to reel back when the blue flames appear and dodge a hand. With luck, I manage to get close enough to punch Shigaraki in the face even if I have to sacrifice a baton with my right hand. Shigaraki takes my punching hand with his free hand and starts to disintegrate it. I bite my tongue as it goes through the uniform quickly onto my wrist. I drop my other baton, grab the bullets in his hand, and kick him away. I stick the ammunition in my pocket and grab the rods before hopping away from some blue fire.

"Hot hot hot?" I joke as I consider my options since the electric armor is out. I can either run or distract till backup arrives. As long as the bullets aren't taken from me, and I have a distance, I will be fine. I know for a fact I can't defeat them like this, so I don't need to try and kill yet. "Patchy, self-defense."

I am willing to take the risk if there is a chance for them to be arrested.

"We should get it done and leave, Shigaraki," Dabi states as he observes me. Mr. Compress nods in agreement.

"Get done?" I ask. I mean, information is always welcomed.

Shigaraki growls, "None of your business, brat."

"It involves Overhaul, who I brought in, so it should involve me. Look, if you're going to kill him or something, go ahead. I ain't going to stop you there because he's getting life in prison anyway. If you are going to experiment on him, that's where I have to stop you." I explain calmly. That may sound like the stupidest thing to come out of my mouth yet, but it distracts them. It also lets me come up with a new plan. By then, the heroes should have arrived.

Sometimes, sacrifices must be made!

Shigaraki looks at me, suspiciously, "Are you serious?"

"Sure! We might fight after, but I give zero fucks about this dude."

"...what about taking his arms off?"

"Go right on ahead! If you get caught, just know that this will be added. Why are you doing this?"

Dabi scoffs, "Revenge." That I can relate to.

"Alright, then." I'll need to remember that.

I step back and watch the group approach the bed again. I see Overhaul looking at me like he expects me to save him.

Do I look like your traditional hero? Fuck off, you kill a kid multiple times.

I listen to his screams as Shigaraki disintegrates one of his arms, and Mr. Compress puts his other arm in a marble. Huh, I didn't know it did that. That's new information I can take to Detective.

Holy shit, he could take organs if he wanted to! Compress could make a living here if he wanted to!

Back on topic, no heroes have arrived yet. It's most likely because they aren't involved in the case or some shit.

Shigaraki turns to face me, "Enjoy?"

"As much as sex!" AKA, not at all because I see the blood coming out of his disintegrated arm.

"Disgusting," Shigaraki mutters.

"That's what I thought about your skincare."

"...Dabi, kill him. That's our goal, after all." Shit, I need to run. Dabi has a massive range-attack that could take out the whole road, including me. I look to see my left side closer to a railing and dash to it.

There isn't enough time, fuck! I can see the flames already!

Dabi raises his hands to release when Patchy comes and knocks into him. On instinct, he releases the flames towards me, but I have a second longer.

My body moving before I can interpret, I aim my right arm away from my body and use a burst to push me as far away as possible.

Agony.

I don't feel my right arm. Only pain.

My right side warns me that I am too close.

I jump over the railing away from the flames and force myself upwards to land on my feet.

I grind my teeth as my vision goes blurry from pain and tears.

I try to check the bullets with my right hand, but the pain screams.

I feel with my left hand to find them still there. That's something.

From there, I just move.

I follow my gut through the dark abyss until I collapse.

Instinct is key.