"After all this time, I'm still into you..."

"Izuku, no-"

"I SHOULD BE OVER ALL THE BUTTERFLIES- OW, WHAT THE FUCK, MAIJIMA!?" He had the nerve to throw a pen at me!

"It is four in the fucking morning. No one should have this much energy!"

"Go ask God because he made me this way!"

"It's too early for this." Salty bitch.

Anyway, it's morning, early morning, and we are preparing for our camping trip! Well, only Maijima and I. You see, over the past week, we have been working on the portable security system that Nezu requested. All of our time has gone into the stupid sucker. After building over four complicated markers and ten drones, we have a security system! It's a good thing that I don't need sleep, so I can work while Maijima sleeps and the other way around. I only slept for about four hours the entire time, but that is beside the point. In exchange, he kept thrusting food at me in hopes it might keep me awake or something.

I'LL TAKE IT!

I think Maijima is done with my shit if I may be honest. He has been more willing to throw pens and pencils at me if I ever start on one of my rants. Overall, he has been saltier (yes, this is an actual word) as the week passes. It doesn't help that we have both been staying in the Support Lab unless to do basic needs.

Oh shit, I need to get back on topic.

Even though it is portable, it still needs to be packed and thrown on the buses. More like gently put in the coaches because we don't need those bitches breaking.

Why are we doing this at four in the morning? Well, students must be here by 5:30 A.M., and we leave at 6. With this task, we must also double-check the buses to make sure there is no tracking gear on them and that they are in working order. Nobody knows where they are going except the bus-driver, the teachers, and me. The students don't know in case there is a UA traitor that happens to not be me. Otherwise, this would be a way cooler story if I was the traitor.

Maijima is packing while I thoroughly look over the buses. I will probably have Maijima double-check to be sure, but everything looks fine.

It doesn't take long until we are done. Well, it's five, so I think it did take a little while.

"Alright, everything is good. You know how all this works better than me. Now, I'm going to take a vacation for a week." Maijima informs me.

"Come on! I wasn't that bad!" I really wasn't! I haven't purposefully exploded anything!

"You were singing off-key and very loudly the whole time when I know you can sing decently."

"No need to be picky! I was just filling the silence!"

"I feel sorry for Aizawa then because he is quieter than me."

"Everyone feels sorry for him because he has to deal with me."

"True. Either way, don't get yourself killed and don't cause trouble."

"Care about you fucking too, mate! Later!" Maijima sighs as he leaves. Screw him too!

Soon after he left, Iida comes about. I'm not willing to stay to be lectured by him, so I head off to work on other shit. Actually, I was waiting for him. That way, he can boss around the other classmates while I get ready for the show. You see, I get to do something none of the other students will be doing.

Besides pairing up with Shouta, but nobody cares about that.

I FUCKING FINALLY GET TO WEAR MY UNDERGROUND COSTUME! I HAVE HAD THIS BITCH PREPARED FOR A MONTH AT LEAST, AND I'M JUST NOW GETTING TO WEAR IT!

Alright. So a while back, my original underground costume (which is now my public costume) got revealed to the public when I faced Stain. If was to go out in that outfit, I would be easily recognized; therefore, I made a new one. Of course, I was able to save the backpack, swords, batons (thank god), boots, and helmet (another thank god). I mainly had to work with the costume itself. I'm getting the features from the original suit, like the electric armor and the mobility, but it's better.

I decided to go with a black bodysuit similar to Shouta's. The difference is that it's padded with hard plastic all over and tight to my body, so he can't call me out. The arms and legs have extra padding (metal in this case) for extra power in my kicks and punches. It covers every part of my body except my head, giving me full protection from this horrible world! I went for convenience because I had limited time due to life being a bitch.

Honestly, I look like I badass in it!

Will Shouta be salty because it looks kind of similar to his?

Maybe, but he can suck his dick about it. It's not like I completely ripped him off here! It's just an all-black bodysuit like his!

After I quickly get the suit on, I head to the teacher's office to find Shouta at his desk, checking over paperwork.

"From experience, staring at a paper will not make it perfect. It will be just more pathetic to the point that you want to slam your head into the oven for as much pain as possible." I state. Shouta looks up and, damn, he looks tired. I know he has been busy with everything, but I didn't notice it was taking all his energy. I forget humans have limits. I pull out my phone to send a text to a certain somebody, then put it up.

"I can't take your jokes right now, Izu." If he is short-handing my name, that's a problem. Also, he didn't take note of my costume. Usually, I would be offended, but I'm dealing with him for an entire week. I need to stay on his good side for the day, at least.

"I'm pretty sure everybody is done with me at this point. If you want an accurate check, give them to me. I don't have energy limits like you, cat."

"You have them. You just haven't broken yourself yet."

"Why would I? That's stupid. I would only break myself in the bedroom." Shouta has the nerve to glare at me even if he looks like he is about to pass out. Thankfully, my saving grace has arrived! Hizashi walks through the dorm and quickly notices the problem. He walks over and grabs his shoulders. "Go cuddle with your boyfriend. You have 30 minutes, dumbass."

Shouta sighs, "You sure?"

"No, I brought your future husband in here and told you to cuddle with him just for shits and giggles. Yes, I'm sure! Damn, I happen to be logical here!" With a grumble, Shouta and Hizashi go to the teacher's lounge, presumably to cuddle.

Time to stalk some shit now! I get to be the grumpy pants as I sit in his seat. Oh, so he was double-checking this shit, huh?

You see, the whole idea of the training-camp is purely to expand quirks to the point of breaking the quirk user. Nice, right?! Either way, the students have their routines. This can vary from Sero consistently dispensing tape to Ojiro beating up Kirishima to Hagakure practicing how to be quiet. Everything here looks fine.

Interesting Fact: I was initially going to be given random parts to put together into something as quickly as possible.

I mean, I have used banana peels from the trash against villains, though. I think I'm good at coming with shit up on the spot. My job is to help students and figure out weaknesses that nobody else thought of. I've already told them most of their weaknesses throughout the year, so I'm not too worried about that. I'm probably just going to start shit the whole time just out of boredom as I need to let out my energy somehow!

---

I organize everything for Shouta because it literally looks like trash for how shitty the whole setup is. You would think for a teacher that he would have gained something, but nope! By the time I get it cleaned up, I have to get Shouta because we are almost ready to head out.

I will say I took pictures before waking them up.

OH, AND I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIZASHI BEING TOP BECAUSE HE WAS THE SPOONER! He was holding Shouta against his chest and everything!

Yeah, my priorities are in the wrong place. Fuck off. I will be honest; it looked kind of cute.

Kind of...not really. Okay, I guess it's more of 'I'm glad you dumbasses have your shit together' kind of thing.

I'll stop.

I walk over to shake them both awake, almost getting punched in the process by Shouta.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! Time to get up, you damn bottom!" Yeah, I'm salty. The attempt at being nice is out the window.

"Oh..." Shouta opens his eyes, looking at me as he sits up, " I thought you were messing with me."

"Okay. I get I can be an asshole like 99% of the time, but come on! There is still that 1% that I can be nice!" Meanwhile, Hizashi is laughing away from behind Shouta on the couch.

"You spent that 1% getting Hizashi for me." Ouch.

"Don't focus on the percentage, old man. I swear you're trying to lower my self-esteem here!"

"It's so high that you can't even see the ground anymore."

"Wow. Just wow. You know what? Just stay here. To save us both, stay here. I will deal with the kids."

Shouta groans before sitting up, "No. You would break them like toys." Hizashi, thankfully, sits up as well and steps in between our argument.

"Maybe you both need to settle down. You're both wired about the trip in different ways, obviously. Remember, you have to deal with each other for a week. Don't start fighting now."

All of a sudden, Nemuri slams the door open and ruins the fucking moment, " I bet two days before they start fighting!"

"Seriously? I would have said three days." Like me, Hizashi quickly switches subjects. I chuckle.

"Way too much fucking faith. I give one day."

Shouta sighs, "Language. How much time do we have before we get on the bus?" I check my phone.

"15 minutes."

"We should be heading out then. Make sure they haven't destroyed the bus before we arrive."

"Sho, the person most likely to do that is right beside you." OH, REALLY NOW, HIZASHI?

"Wanna fight?!" I snark, walk in front of him, and glare him down. All I get in return is a hair ruffle and his cheeky smile.

"Yeah, no. You're insane to fight because you have no self-preservation. I will miss you, though!"

"I will miss you too," I say with a little sass.

Nemuri says, "Hey, we should do a group hug!"

"How about no?" Too bad, Hizashi and Nemuri are already hugging and forcing Sho to join them. Well, the man has the nerve to tackle me down. Then, he carries me and forces everyone to embrace, "Hate you."

"Care about you too, brat."

As soon as I pull back, I put on germ-x. After final goodbyes, I throw on my helmet, and we had to the buses to see students bouncing around.

"Jeez, they are acting like you," Shouta mutters. I glare at him because I'm not that dramatic! As we approach, the students immediately notice, looking shocked at me. Iida is the first to stomp over in front of me.

"Izuku, you aren't supposed to be wearing your hero costume for this!" Impulsive much? Shouta, for once, saves me!

"He is fine. I'm only saying this once, so you guys students listen up. Izuku is officially part of the staff; therefore, he is allowed to have his costume on. If he tells you to do something SERIOUSLY, you must listen to him. He will be transferred amongst the staff where he is needed, so expect to see him anywhere. Izuku is currently my assistant. He will help you where necessary. With that said, everyone get on quietly."

Yeah, I don't think that's possible for them. Shouta and I get on last. I attempt to head to the back only to be wrapped up by that stupid scarf and pulled into the seat beside him. Quietly, he unwraps me.

"No. Last time, you almost had Bakugo blow up the bus with what came out of your mouth." Shouta informs me.

"That's Bakugo's fault. He should have ignored me." I state, crossing my arms. He facepalms.

"You're the enabler in this situation."

"Um, if you want to go there, blame Tsu - ow!"

"Don't think I won't hesitate to throw you out and make you walk."

"One, rude. Two, I will grab my truck and drive there."

"What truck?" Did I never tell him? Oh shit! Remember that truck way back on Dagobah Beach, and I said I was going to fix up if possible? With the support lab, I was able to replicate parts and get it working! I have only driven it twice, though.

"Remember that truck on the beach?"

"Yeah, you fixed it?"

"Of course, I did! It was in decent shape!"

"Wait... don't tell me that after you fixed it, you drove it someplace."

"What was I supposed to do? Leave it there?"

"You don't even have a license to drive. You could have asked me to drive it, at least. Anything. What if it malfunctioned while you drove? I swear your idiot ideas are going to get me killed one of these days."

"Yada yada yada, we get the point. Don't drive till I get a driver's license. If you are going to die, it's going to be by you not eating, dumbass."

"I'm just going to shut up and sleep. Stay here or else."

"Fine."

"Wake me up when we get there."

"Fine."

Yeah, we are getting along great today! Not.

I pull out my laptop to work on Patchy's programming. I can always add shit to a bird.

---

I didn't have to wake Shouta up because he was awake before we got there.

"Everyone get out. We are at a rest stop." I know fucking better. Shouta and I step out first with the students following us. I make sure to stay beside Shouta as the students look around.

"Um, there's no rest stop here. Class 1-B isn't here either." Kirishima points out. Yeah, we are on a cliff with nothing in the middle of fucking nowhere with a forest below us. Behind us, two women in cat costumes come out with a little boy behind them.

"Your feline fantasies are here! We are the Wild Wild Pussy Cats!" The two girls announce as they get into their hero pose.

But I will be honest; I am laughing my fucking ass off because the kid was just standing there with the most bored expression ever! Shouta tries his usual treatment of punching me, but with my costume on, he can do shit.

Oh yeah, explanations. The Wild Wild Pussy Cats is a group of four people dressed up as cats (I know why Shouta chose this place now) and focus primarily on mountain rescue. The two girls we have here are Mandalay and Pixie-Bob. Mandalay is the brown hair bob-haircut girl and red outfit who, from what I know, is the most chill out of all of them. Her quirk is Telepath, which allows her to send messages out all around, but not receive.

Basically, she has a permanent headset.

Then Pixie-Bob is a long blonde hair girl with a blue outfit. Her quirk is Earth Flow, but I will call it Earth Bending because that is what it is. She can earth bend!

The two that aren't here are Ragdoll and Tiger. Ragdoll has green hair and a yellow outfit while Tiger (a man I should mention) has brown hair, a muscular body, and a brown costume. Tiger has Pliabody, which allows him to stretch and flatten his body at will, giving him fantastic flexibility. Ragdoll's quirk is Search. Her quirk enables her to know over a hundred peoples' locations and points out their weaknesses. Even though Pixie-Bob is strong AF, Ragdoll is the one to worry about.

Additional information is that they all wear similar outfits, a cute sleeveless top of their color with a bell around the neck, a fluffy skirt, working tails, paw gloves, and headsets that look like cat ears.

Before you ask, yes, Tiger wears the same thing as the girls. What a guy!

Back on topic, Mandalay starts her speech, "We own this whole stretch of land. Everything you see is ours. If you look that way, that is where you will be staying, " she points toward an area that looks like a forest, but it's far away.

"That's far." The class usefully points out. Then, Mandalay grins like a fucking psychopath.

"You must go through the haunted forest to get there! The current time is 9:30 in the morning. If you are fast about it, you will make it by noon for lunch. Good luck!"

"WHAT?!" The class screams as they start scrambling back on the bus. I watch Pixie-bob bend down, press her paws (hands) on the ground, and see the earth crumble below my classmates, causing them to fall off the cliffside into the forest.

Mandalay walks over to the fence and yells, "Because this is private property, you can use your quirks as much as you want to!" I feel like you could get away without your quirks, but oh well. She turns around and sees me, "Is he suppose to be down there, Eraserhead?"

Shouta shakes his head, " As much as I want him down there, he would break the whole thing somehow. He has a different project anyway. This is Tech, my assistant." Tech?

"It's Tech-Sass." I correct him.

"Too long. I'm making you change it, so Tech for now." I glare at him. Pixie Bob sees me, quickly bounces over, and sniffs the air? What?

"Is he your kitten?!" It takes all my determination not to punch her in the face. I simply wander away and start unloading all the security shit.

"Thinking about it, he does act similar to you," Mandalay adds. I choke on air. Shouta doesn't seem much better. Well, so I thought.

"Somehow, yes."

. . .

I turn around to see Shouta looking at me with a smirk.

. . .

Deep breathes, Izuku. Deep breathes. Work on the security system.

I'm teaching that old man too much.

The first thing I pull out and turn on is Patchy. The only reason I had it turned off was to save space on the bus.

"May I ask what is his job here, Eraserhead?"

Shouta states, "Tech, explain your job and the device. Professionally." I don't know how not to do that when it comes to my devices. You're the one that asks for the simplified versions of it!

Robotically, I start as I pull out the drones, " My current job is to set up a security system around the base to alarm us when people are going in and out of boundaries. My main job after this is to watch the students and give advice on where they need to improve. My secondary job is to protect and guide the students if a villain attack is to occur. For the device, it has four points that connect to make an invisible fence. If someone is to enter or leave, a message will be sent to my headset as well as Patchy, the robot bird beside me. The drones operate inside the fence and look around to make sure nothing suspicious is going on. They send a message as well if something is off. In case of an attack, the drones attack with a killer laser. Everything they see is recorded and sent to my laptop for review." By this point, I have already pulled everything out.

"Good, Tech." I beam at the praise, though it's hidden under the helmet.

"That's impressive. Are you a support student?" Mandalay asks as she looks over everything.

"I take support classes, but in the records, I am a hero student. Patchy, wing-mode." Patchy squawks as he flies to my chest and covers the torso area with the bosom of the bird. The wings extend out from my back.

"Wow, that's amazing." I give her a genuine smile as I turn to see the kid looking interested. However, when he notices me looking at him, he faces away and pretends not to notice.

Grumpy kid...I relate!

Shouta steps in, " Are we separating and meeting up at camp, Iz- Tech?"

"Yes, sir. It should be an hour before I arrive at camp."

"Understood. You may go." With that, I grab the four landmarks, run-off the cliff, and let the wings flap to support my weight as I fly to the sunset!

Too bad, I can't be that dramatic because it's only morning time!

---

Alright, we have the landmarks set up, and the drones are flying around! Hallelujah!

I find the camp after ten minutes of flying and land in front of it as I ask Patchy to get off my back. In front of the building, I see Shouta sitting there looking through more papers. When I land, he stands up and walks over.

"You have it set up?" He asks. I hand him a remote that holds the secrets of the security device.

"Yes, sir!" I state with a smile.

"Good. Now, nap time." He starts walking inside the building with me following.

"Weren't you just napping, like, a little over an hour ago?"

"Yes. That means we are due for another nap."

"We?"

"I've heard from Power-Loader that you barely slept any last week. With you stuck with me, I'm going to make you sleep as much as possible. You need sleep, kid."

"I'm still standing, though! Besides, wouldn't it be better to force me to sleep at night when no one can wake me up."

". . .go help the cats make lunch. You better sleep tonight."

"No promises there!" Before he can encapture me, I start looking for the kitchen.

Turns out, I get along with everyone pretty well! Particularly, Pixie-Bob and I happen to be way too hyper for our own good, so that's something!

Not much happens for the rest of the day. I work on some programming for Patchy. The students don't arrive till sunset, but Pixie-Bob was all over Iida, Todorki, and Bakugo for how well they were able to destroy the rock golems she created.

They looked dead-inside.

But you want to know the best part of the day?

When Kirishima got kicked in the balls by the boy from earlier! The boy's name is Kota. Mandalay told me the basics of his story. Somehow, I was able to figure out the rest of the story.

Mainly because I know way too much, but I digress.

Kota's parents are the Water Hose duet. They had water creating and water manipulation quirks. Well, they were killed by a still-around villain called Muscular. The dude is mighty, so I'm not surprised if I may be honest. Anyway, Mandalay took him in because they are cousins or something, and now he hates heroes.

It sounds kind of similar to mine, with a few differences. Either way, shitty childhood! It's not my place to be involved, though.

After everyone eats, I was forced to sit on this tower thing in between the baths to make sure Mineta didn't climb over. He tried. I knocked him out rather easily, I don't feel anything towards him!

Then Shouta forced me to cuddle and sleep.

We shall see what tomorrow brings! Later!