Nemuri and I are walking through town quickly like average civilians for once in our damn lives. Nemuri got out of her hero costume, and I am wearing a black wig to cover my hair with a little makeup on my face.

For once, I don't have time to waste! However, there is something I would like to do first before I pick up a suit.

I look over at my sidekick in this quest and ask, "Hey, Nemmie?" She looks over at me with a confused look.

"What is it, Izu?" She asks calmly.

"Can my mom come with us?" Nemuri looks over at me, shocked. If we didn't have to move, I think she would have stopped.

"Sure! Mind me asking why?"

"I need to spend time with her because I will be hiding in the closet till this whole sha-bang happens. She likes to dress me, so I think it would be a nice time to get together," Without a chance to avoid the attack, I feel a hand ruffle through my hair, "FUCK OFF, NEMURI!"

"IZUKU CAN CARE FOR PEOPLE!"

"BITCH, STOP RUINING MY STREET CRED!" There goes our undercover! Everybody looks at us like we are psychopaths.

They are half right!

"It shows you can care for people rather than only protecting them!"

"She is my mom! What do you expect? I would hope I learned something during my life from her! I also listen to Say Yes to the Dress, and they bring their moms to it, so I assume it is the same for guys!"

"Somehow, I knew you were going to reference something. Didn't think you watched TV, though."

"I don't. I listen to it. It fills the silence at night." Nemuri face-palms, causing me to smirk as we arrive at Mom's place. I knock on the door to see the woman of the hour open the door.

She looks shocked, "Izuku, what are you doing here so early?" Oh, I left school early to do this bull shit.

"I need to get nice clothing for an event in like two days. Coming or not?" Welp, at least the shock is gone. Mom quickly gets her sweater and purse, and we head out to hell!

"I seriously deny Principal Nezu will let you wear that to an event he asked you to go on."

"But he could."

"Izuku, it's a literal rainbow suit. The only thing that is useful for is a comedy show and expressing how gay you are."

"Except I'm not gay! And my life is a fucking comedy act anyway. I'm just going all out! OW!"

"No cursing or talking about my son's sexuality like this! Now Izuku, you will put the suit back. If it makes you feel any better, I have a picture of you in it."

"That does help, thanks, Mom!"

Yes. That was Nemuri and I arguing over a rainbow suit, and my mom hitting me for cursing. I'm kinda disappointed because I needed that suit in my life. I might come back and get it later. I need to plan my revenge then.

Honestly, why am I arguing about this when my time is limited for once in my life? I quickly remove the suit. Then, I find what I'm looking for within a couple of minutes as I have goals in mind here. I rather seek it myself than have the girls pick something because they would take FOREVER! I go back to change into it before coming out.

Why did I decide to bring them? I don't know!

"I forget you have a fashion sense." My mom decides to point out. BITCH, YOU SEE WHAT I WEAR? I AM ALWAYS LOOKING GOOD!

"He's good at everything, ma'am. I don't see how fashion can be left out. As long as he isn't wearing one of his extreme outfits." At least Midnight is defending me kind of.

Oh yeah, a description!

Here is the thing: I can't wear a full suit. If I'm demonstrating my tech at this event, it's going to get ruined anyway. Therefore, I need to wear a good-looking get-up. I went with nice black skin-tight pants, dressy shoes, and a button-up long-sleeve white-collar top. To make it more professional, I put on a black vest and a green tie. That's it. I probably will roll up the sleeves, but besides that, I'm happy with what I chose!

"Izuku, why did you choose something...simple?" Mom asks.

"CAT is going to be demonstrated at this event. A regular suit will be ruined, so I want something simple that won't crease and all that jazz."

"You chose lovely for that." Good because I can't waste more time arguing about a suit. We buy and head out. After we drop mom back off, we head to the UA, where my timer continues to tick in my head.

I can't cause trouble. I got shit to do for once in my petty-ass life!

And y'all were probably expecting an argument between us for how I should look because I'm a dramatic bitch, huh? OH FUCKING WELL BECAUSE WE AIN'T GOT TIME TO ARGUE!

---

It has been a couple of days since you last heard from me, and the apocalypse has happened.

Just kidding!

I have been in the support lab in UA all weekend long, working on this bullshit! Do you know what I can do on the weekend instead of this?

Invent three inventions, hack the whole banking system, take over the government, and watch anime! THAT IS JUST FOUR OUT OF A MILLION THINGS I COULD DO! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS EARLIER, NEZU? DAMN RAT! I COULD ALREADY HAVE THIS DONE!

UGH!

I can't complain. I need to be an uncertified warrior, not a whiner. Let's see what I have done.

Starting off, the wings are a fucking animal that can turn into wings now. I was initially going to put this with CAT, but...

"SQUAWK SQUAWK! FIGHT ME BITCH, SQUAWK SQUAWK!"

"STOP CURSING, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

"NO, SQUAWK!"

"FINE, THEN SHUT UP!"

Maybe I should censor the language of the machine? I'll consider it eventually. Say hello to Patchy the Parrot! For once, I did come up with a name for it besides being called only Parrot! Patchy is similar to CAT to the extent of that it will defend me. The difference is Patchy has a personality as anyone can tell. If not, they need some help. Believe it or not, I decided to build the whole thing with plastic because I want the bitch as light as possible while still being able to carry my skinny ass. It is mostly for speed. I don't know a circumstance where I would choose it over CAT, but at least it will fight on my side while singing pirate songs!

That was the easy part. I just had to copy and paste CAT's program with a large amount of adjusting. Thankfully, this is my strong suit, so easy peasy lemon squeezy!

The hard part was the Nanobots. Originally, I was going to speed up the building process of the current machine I have. It worked to an extent. It now only takes five minutes instead of ten. However, it started breaking when I continued to upgrade, so we are stuck at a measly five minutes for now! Instead, I built at least ten machines to create the little suckers. That's where all my time went along with getting the supplies and making sure the other devices didn't break.

OCD much because they never broke.

Every minute is spent doing something, whether it's adjusting Patchy's or CAT's programming, working on the machines, or eating like a starving person on Friday and Saturday. Of course, once I'm content with the mechanisms by Saturday night, I work on other experiments instead of sleeping. I don't usually sleep when I'm with Mom anyways. I sleep at Shouta's and work at Mom's. Mom recently got her days up to having me four nights a week, so I only sleep (forced) for three days, but that shouldn't surprise anyone. Not like she notices anyway as work is being a bitch to her!

Even making inventions go boring, so I decided to be a good boy and clean out of the entire support lab for Maijima as he is supposed to be doing that Monday. He deals with my shit. That has to deserve something.

You're welcome, Maijima. It was shit, and I had to detail-clean. Damn idiots don't know how to respect a lab!

That's how Sunday went. During this time, I also learned how awkward it is to be by yourself in the highest security school in the country. Not that I am supposed to be here anyway, but you get my point.

Right now, it is four o'clock on an early Monday morning. I have to be at the airport to travel with my unknown partner by eight. This gives me four hours to mentally prepare to move with whoever I'm going with. I think I have an idea of who it is, but I am praying to God that I'm wrong. I finished cleaning a couple of hours ago. I haven't gotten to work out, so that is what I'm doing right now!

I got to keep my body in shape and not just my mind!

What I wasn't expecting was someone to be entering the lab at four o'clock in the fucking morning! Can you blame me? No, because the teachers don't start arriving until six, and they don't even need to come today because it is summer vacation!

Actually, rephrase, maybe Mei would come here at this time. But why would she when her lab at home is way better?

Anyway, I need to actually protect myself. Both of my robots are fucking charging because they haven't been outside in a while. The logical thing I did was pull out my taser and hide behind the counter. When I hear the footsteps stop, I look up like in a fucking horror movie, which you aren't supposed to do, to find Shouta glaring at me. I quickly hop up and wave with my signature smile.

I think I just upped his depression!

"How long have you been here, and when was the last time you slept?" Shouta gruffly asks. Aren't you supposed to be asleep?

"Why are you here?" I ask. Jeez, my voice cracked there. I get I haven't talked all weekend because I have been ignoring everyone but damn.

"Idiot-alarm went off."

"Smarter than you, at least!"

"Maybe in one area of the brain, but I think the rest of your brain got drained."

"No, I donated it to charity like a good little boy because I don't need emotions!"

"Just answer the previous question."

"Forty-two." Bringing that meme back from the dead. Shouta sighs.

"I'm going to put a while and move on."

"May I ask how did you come to that conclusion, good sir?"

"You're being way more stubborn than usual."

"That's me in general!"

"To an extent. How long have you been here?"

"Since Friday afternoon." For once, I tell the truth. Technically, I always tell the truth. I just fuck up the facts so much that it sounds like a bloody lie.

"Why didn't I think of checking the Support Lab before closing up?"

"Because that is Maijima's job? He did lock up. I was waiting in the bathroom and broke back inside."

"Have you been working all weekend?"

"Why else would I be in here?"

"Last time you threw a firework show, so you can't blame me for asking."

"True except for the fact that it was during school hours."

"I'm not even going to ask. Look, you need to sleep."

"Okay, you can leave now! Bye-bye!" I was about to walk off to go to my machines.

Only to be tied up in the fucking scarf and dragged down the hallway. It doesn't help that Shouta has it so flipping tight!

"Kinky. However, you have a boyfriend you can do this with." I say way too uneffortlessly.

"What is wrong with you?"

"EVERYTHING!"

"My God, shut up, Izuku. Where is your dignity?"

"Out the window."

"Let me complain in peace."

"You ruined that chance the moment you decided to bring me along."

I look up to find that we have arrived at the teacher's lounge as Shouta drags me to his favorite couch. Suddenly, he unfurls me on the floor. Before I scream at him about hygiene, he lifts me up bridal style. He carries me to the couch, sitting down. He lays down and lays me on top of himself as he starts to pet my hair. MY WEAKNESS!

"You don't have to do this. This can't be comfortable." I tell him softly because I know the dumbass is trying to sleep with my weight on top of him somehow.

"You're small enough to be a perfect size. It's comfortable. Now shut up and sleep."

"Isn't there a less awkward way of going about it?"

"I have dealt with you being drunk constantly for two years. There is no such thing as awkward as sad as it sounds." Shouta starts massaging my scalp. Growling, I lay my head on his chest. Somehow, I pass out.

---

"GET THE CHILDREN, HELEN, WE GOTTA GO!" This earns me a slap upside the head, "OW! What was that for?!"

"For screaming inside an airport. Come on," Shouta growls as he leads the way.

We are inside an airport, and, obviously, I'm hyped up on energy! Sure, I only got an hour before I punched Shouta awake, but that's all I need!

"Don't sour his mood so early, Sho!" Hizashi teases him.

"He sours mine every morning."

"BITCH, WANNA FIGHT?! I COULD PROBABLY WIN IF I STAY AWAKE LONG ENOUGH!"

"Thank above, you are heading out today."

"SHOUTA!"

"Izuku, you might want to quiet down. You are attracting attention, sweetheart." Nemuri says beside me.

For some reason, Shouta willingly brought Nemuri and Hizashi.

WILLINGLY! Something is about to go down, and I don't know what. Rephrase, I have an idea. I still hope it's wrong.

"We found your babysitter, kid," Shouta says, waiting for me to catch up. Someone doesn't trust me. The four of us walk side-by-side like the Spice Girls as the person before me is revealed.

Fucking Yagi. The skeleton All Might. The man I had to fake suicide to beat is the one I'm stuck with this whole trip?

"I want a refund."

"I don't think that's how that works, young Midoriya." Yagi has the nerve to tell me.

"I can fucking hope!"

"Language!"

"Did you know about this?" I know the answer, but I am making sure.

"Yes. I agreed to it to help mend our relationship for the future." You know what? That's, as much as I hate to admit it, smart. I'm stuck with him for a while anyway. I have a grade to get here.

"Fine."

"Young Midoriya- wait, really? That easily?"

"Izuku is realistic. He knows when to put his emotions aside, believe it or not." Shouta decides to point out. I probably beam because he rarely compliments me on my personality! He quickly ruffles my hair, and I swear I see a small smile, " Stay out of trouble and don't drink." With that, he walks off. Hizashi and Nemuri quickly give me their hugs, and Yagi and I are off on a plane alone!

Someone, please kill me!