"I AM HERE!"

All Might lands in front of us out of nowhere with the ground shaking from the force.

"All Might will be your opponent," Shouta tells us. You know what? I might be able to work with this. I will let Bakugo go first because the dumbass will want to fight, and let him get knocked out. By then, I will take out All Might with my batons and tie him up. Usually, you shouldn't make your teammate get knocked out; however, I need to, in this case, as he simply will not listen to me. I could also suffocate him myself. Well, that was my original plan until Nezu hops out of Shouta's scarves and walks in front of me.

"Izuku, due to your abilities, you will have limitations that your classmates won't have,"

What, no-

" You will not be allowed to use gadgets brought from outside the exam. This includes your costume. You will only be allowed to walk in with whatever you are wearing. Oh, we will be doing the first part of our exam! You will be analyzing all your classmate's fights and writing them down. You should know what to write."

. . .

. . .

. . .

I get down on my knees, put my hands together in prayer, and scream, "God, you want to come pick me up now?!"

"Izuku, get up!" Iida exclaims, chopping the air. He should have been a robot dancer.

"Nope. Everyone should be proud of me. I am finally praying." I can see Hizashi and Nemuri having to cover their mouths to keep from laughing in the background.

"Izu, I think you're praying for the wrong thing." Uraraka pats my back gently while giving me a sympathetic look.

"No, I'm not, sis," I tell her. I need to defend myself here, " Sir, that's like telling everyone here not to use their quirks."

Shouta sighs," Think of it like this: Is someone more likely to lose their quirk or their support gear?"

"That question is shit because I don't have a quirk, Aizawa. Therefore, I could only lose my support gear. But here's the thing, home slice. I'm more likely to lose my virginity than my support gear!"

"Inappropriate!" Iida screams. Meanwhile, Hizashi and Nemuri could not resist themselves laughing as the rest of the teachers either look disgusted or confused. The students, meanwhile, are unsurprised or laughing. Shouta glares at them, making them shut up. Then, he looks at me, tired.

"Midoriya, take this seriously,"

You know it's bad when he's using my family name,

" your equipment is being taken away because you could easily win a match with it. Think of it as a challenge." I mean, he isn't wrong.

"Fine." I already came up with a plan anyway.

"Thank you. Now I wish you, students, good luck. Know that if you fail, you will be unable to participate in summer camp." I completely forgot about that, didn't I? Yip, I did. Basically, if you pass the exam, you get to go to a summer camp that is secretly training camp. The fun doesn't exist in Shouta's book, after all! It's a ruse, so you are screwed into going either way.

Without further ado, let us get on with the fights! I will be showing my notes on each, so you should have a good idea of what happened. I had to 'attempt' to be professional after all.

It doesn't mean I always was.

Let's get to it!

Because I am kind, if you are not interested in this, I would recommend skipping to the end. This is a bunch of notes chapter basically, and notes get boring.

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Match 1: Kirishima and Sato vs. Cementoss

Kirishima and Sato are pitted together because their quirks have time limits. Meanwhile, Cementoss's quirk does not have a time limit or strength limit.

Kirishima's quirk is Harden. It allows him to turn his body into a rock. This quirk can be used offensively by attacking the enemy with hardening and defensively by being able to resist heat, electricity, and impacts that would usually injure a human. He can harden parts of his body or his whole body, but it would take more stamina. He can either be smooth or jagged, allowing for sharp weapons to be made from his body. He is strong without his quirk as he can take Bakugo's Explosion quirk without Harden. He has a time limit of how much he can harden his body.

-When he hardens his body, is it just the epidermis, or do bones and muscles harden as well? Do organs harden?

-Special diet?

Sato's quirk is Sugar Rush. For every 10 grams of sugar he eats, his strength increases fivefold for 3 minutes until it goes out. However, if he keeps taking 10 grams, his cognitive skill decreases, and he becomes tired. Physically, he is strong even without Sugar Rush. This quirk will have to be used conservatively.

-Is Sato's body built to resist ailments that generally come from consuming sugar like diabetes or rotten teeth?

Cementoss's quirk is Cement. He can bend any cement-base material in whatever way he likes as long as he is touching it. Basically, an earth-bender but with cement. He can build structures quickly. There appears to be no limit, making him one of the most challenging teachers to face. He can build Elsa's castle out of cement!

-Do the molecules have to be ultimately compound or only partially like in Avatar with earth and metal bending?

-Is his body made of cement?

At the start of the match, a city covered in cement, Kirishima and Sato keep on the main road, probably planning on facing Cementoss head-on. Cementoss starts putting up walls, and Kirishima and Sato bulldoze their way through. However, within a few minutes, the two students become too worn out, and Cementoss traps them in a cement tornado. This quickly knocks both students out. The students lost.

Their plan was stupid from the start because Cementoss was waiting on the main road for them. Cementoss is not the fastest teacher, so they should have gone to the back alleyways and walked out without harm. Either that or one of the students distract Cementoss while the other jumps him from behind. They simply didn't think of a plan. Well, they came up with a horrible idea, and then did not come up with a back-up plan. They got themselves trapped in the situation, later on, meaning no escape. Not a good match.

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Match 2: Tsuyu and Tokoyami vs. Ectoplasm

The original reason I came up with this is that they both are animals. That's out the window because it is unprofessional and maybe quirkist? Tsuyu and Tokoyami are facing Ectoplasm because Ectoplasm can make his clones appear out of nowhere. This means his clones can pop out at close-range, providing a disadvantage for Tokoyami. Tsuyu is with him for support as she is well-rounded support and can work with anybody.

Tsuyu's quirk is Frog, giving her the capabilities of a frog. While I do not know the full skills, I know she can jump high and far, swim well, and whip her tongue that can carry the weight of a person. As previously stated, Tsuyu is a well-rounded student that can work with almost anyone. The only person I think she couldn't work with is Todoroki because when he uses his ice-quirk, she shivers and seems to slow down. She also has a tic of ribbiting.

-Her frog-form can produce an exciting fighting style. Most likely will be doing Muay Thai or kickboxing. Maybe karate? Muay Thai for her weight probably. I need to research that.

-Born human or frog?

Tokoyami's quirk is Dark Shadow, a (cute) sentient being that he can use in multiple ways. Dark Shadow is usually used at long-range for quite a length. The best way of describing it is a cute slave that will do your bidding! Based on lighting, it can be a little midget or, if completely dark, a monster, thus the name Dark Shadow. However, due to Dark Shadow being used long-ranged, Tokoyami is horrible at close-range. He has no fighting ability; unfortunately, that compensates for this. If an opponent comes close, he is screwed.

-Can he make Dark Shadow armor? I should tell him that idea.

-Do all types of light count or only sunlight? There is a whole light spectrum.

-Egg or human?

-Can he fly on Dark Shadow?

Ectoplasm's quirk is Clones. He spits a weird substance, presumably ectoplasm, from his mouth, and it creates clones of him with legs since he has prosthetic limbs. He can generate about 30 regular clones from what I counted in a video (it sucked), or he can create a giant clone of himself. This, however, removes his ability to create regular clones. His clones can either be gotten rid of by Ectoplasm or take a substantial hit. He is well-versed in close-combat, making him a challenge.

-Can he make mini versions of himself?

-When he creates his clones, they have clothes on. If he had a weapon, could he clone with it, or is that just part of the costume?

-Prosthetic legs are possibly a weakness because villains locate the creator.

The battle takes place in an arena type of sorts with a massive battleground in the center. Tokoyami and Asui quickly get surrounded by the clones but make it through to the center where Ectoplasm and the exit is. Ectoplasm creates his giant form and traps the students, leaving only Dark Shadow able to move. Dark Shadow tries to fight but is losing against Ectoplasm due to him being ready to kick them away. Dark Shadow comes back for a moment, Tsuyu displays her new ability to be able to hide shit in her stomach, and she hands the cuffs over to them. Dark Shadow returns, punches Ectoplasm's fake leg, and the handcuffs are attached. Tsuyu and Tokoyami win!

Preferably, you do not want to be trapped at all, as it would make you a liability to the team. Tokoyami needs to learn some sort of fighting ability. He is too over-reliant on Dark Shadow, and that can be devastating in a fight.

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Match 3: Iida and Ojiro vs. Power Loader

Iida and Ojiro are facing Power-Loader because Power-Loader can set traps, enabling their mobility to be limited.

Iida's quirk is Engine. On the back of his calves, he has an engine system that allows him to go faster. Like a car, Iida's engine is a manual. This means he has to shift between each gear. He also needs a lot of orange juice. You can not cover these exhaust pipes as that would cause problems. He can run for a while.

-Kick fighting style.

-Vroom Vroom!

Ojiro's quirk is Tail. He literally has a bald tail with a blonde tuff at the end. The tail is sturdy, and he uses it well in his martial arts fighting. He can use it like a spring. There isn't much to say, sorry, mate.

Power-Loader's quirk is Iron Claws. His fingertips are iron claws, and he can burrow around like a hedgehog. I deny that he will use it in this round as that wouldn't work in the situation. Most likely, he is going to use his big robot to set traps and burrow. I mean, you might as well if you have access to it.

-UNLIKE ME!

The field is a circle of dirt. Power-Loader sets traps all over the place and burrows under for a surprise attack. Meanwhile, Iida and Ojiro are at the edge, right in front of the exit. They decide to do some sort of fusion with Ojiro on Iida's back, and Iida can outrun the traps. When Power-Loader pops up, ruining Iida's grounding, Ojiro wraps his tail around Iida's leg, and Iida uses his recipro extend to throw him over. Power-Loader tries to grab Ojiro, but Ojiro smashes the arm away and flies through the exit. They win.

I personally would have stuck with the edge as Power-Loader's machine is too big to go around there. The traps are also harder to set on the side. Either that or call Power-Loader short.

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Match 4: Todoroki and Momo vs. Eraserhead

Todoroki and Momo are facing Eraserhead because they over-rely on their quirk, and Eraserhead can remove them.

Todoroki's quirk is half-hot half-cold. His left side can produce flames while his right hand can produce ice. If he overuses one side, he either burns or freezes himself. Typically a long-range fighter, but at least he can fight somewhat in short-range. He can at least defend himself.

-Can he use both quirks at the same time? If so, what are the limitations?

-Can he only create it or bend it? What is the extent?

-If he froze the ground then melted it, could he bend the water?

-Katy Perry.

Momo's quirk is creation, allowing her to create anything inorganic as long as she has the weight to do it. This can get dangerous if she overuses her quirk. She must reveal skin. I believe we all know that it leads to a rather revealing costume.

-How complicated of an object can she make?

-Can she make gas like Midnight come from her skin?

-If she were to put DNA in her costume, could she create through the outfit like it was skin?

-Lost confidence.

Eraserhead's quirk is Eraser. When he looks at somebody, he can cancel their quirk until he blinks. This leads to horrible eye problems for him, like dry-eye and light sensitivity. Due to fighting quirkless, he has excellent combat ability and typically wears a scarf that doubles as a capture weapon. To benefit him further, he wears bright yellow goggles to hide where he is looking. Every time Eraserhead uses Eraser, his hair rises along with anything near his head, a side effect of his quirk.

-Dresses like a hobo. He should probably tie his hair up. You're welcome for updating his costume.

-Typically fights at night in alleyways.

-Can he erase multiple quirks at a time or only one? I should know this, but I don't.

-If he were to look in a mirror, can he erase a quirk through it? Phone while at it?

-Speed.

-He is the only teacher that actually goes by his real name in school for some fucking reason.

The field they are fighting on is a larger field of your typical small town, playing into the hands of Eraserhead well. Todoroki and Momo were dropped off in the middle and stuck with alleyways. You can tell that Todoroki quickly took the lead because Momo looked nervous. Their strategy was to have Momo make Russian dolls as they ran. When the two do crash into Eraserhead, Momo runs while Todoroki attempts to fight Eraserhead. Obviously, he lost. He was tied up. He could have used his quirk while Eraserhead was going after Momo, but Eraserhead threw some caltrops below him. Momo does not make it far before he catches up, wrapping her arm with his scarf. With quick thinking, she creates a weight around her arm to slide the scarf off and runs back to Todoroki.

She gets back, seemingly freaking out before she gets Todoroki down. When Eraserhead catches up, she throws her Russian dolls at him that happen to have flash grenades in them, temporarily blinding the man. Todoroki and Momo run with Eraserhead behind them and wait for him to blink. Thankfully, they were able to outpace him and get him to blink, and Todoroki creates a huge ice-wall as a distraction. This gives them a chance to prepare their plan.

When Eraserhead finds the students again, they are wearing a black cape. He throws his scarf at the heads, only to discover it is a fake top cover a catapult with a replica of his scarves. Momo misses the lever for a moment but manages to pull it. Eraserhead steps back (for some reason), and Todoroki blasts fire beneath him, triggering the replica scarves to harden and wrap around him. They win.

Eraserhead let them win to boost Momo's confidence. Todoroki should have gone with Momo's plan in the beginning, and her lack of confidence caused more trouble. It was a huge mess that could have been avoided. At least they won in the end.

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"Recovery Girl, how many more matches do we have?"

"Five more until your match, Izuku. Your match is the final match."

"WHY!?"

"So, everyone can come to watch."

"WATCH MY FUCKING PAIN AND SUFFERING?" I get my head smashed with her cane for that.

"No cursing!"

"CAN YOU BLAME ME?"

"Yes." Geez, this woman is harsh. My hand hurts because I can only use notebooks for some reason.

NEZU, I HAVE A LAPTOP AND A FLASH-DRIVE, SIR!

You can tell I started getting bored at this point.

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Match 5: Uraraka and Aoyama vs. Thirteen

The only reason I can think of putting these two together is that they both get nauseous. Oh, and their quirks can only be used in particular circumstances. Thirteen will not let you close to them and can absorb Aoyama's quirk.

Uraraka's quirk is Zero Gravity. Anything she touches all five fingers on removes the gravity to become weightless. However, overuse leads to her being nauseous. Her costume is supposed to reduce this by pressing on specific points.

-FLY, BITCH, FLY!

-I know her quirk is zero gravity, but can it increase gravity? I deny, but worth a shot.

Aoyama's quirk is Naval Laser, the literal dream of a child to shoot lasers from his belly button! If he uses too much, he will become nauseous, and his stomach will collapse because the quirk uses his stomach acid. His costume allows him to shoot in other places like his knees and shoulders, and the belt helps it from leaking.

-Could he make a gun with his quirk for more accuracy?

-How powerful is this fucker?

-BONJOUR!

Thirteen's quirk is Black Hole. They can create a vortex and turn anything it sucks into dust. This is released through their fingertips. They also trigger fear because thirteen is an unlucky number!

-I'm going to assume they can kill humans with their quirk or anything.

-Powerful fucking quirk. Barely comparable to All Might, but this is as close as we are getting at the moment!

The match starts in a field similar to Ectoplasm's with the field arena. They tried something, but I got distracted while playing Flappy Bird on my phone. I look back at the screen, and Aoyama and Uraraka are clinging to a pole to try to avoid being sucked into Thirteen's quirk. I don't know what Aoyama did, but it got Uraraka to let go of the pole and fly towards Thirteen. Due to safety reasons, Thirteen stopped their quirk. Uraraka took the chance to put Gunhead's fighting to good use by tackling them down. Aoyama helps her, and Uraraka throws the cuffs on. They win!

A dangerous move at the end, but sometimes you have to use the mental capabilities of the enemy to win. I would have done the same thing, so I can't say shit.

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Match 6: Ashido and Kaminari vs. Nezu

. . .sir, are you trying to kill them? Kaminari and Ashido are put together due to lack of thinking, lack of quirk control, and Nezu being a flipping genius. You can figure that out. I shouldn't even write this one because they are not going to win, but I will remain positive.

Ashido's quirk is Acid. She can throw out acid and control the viscosity and corrosive ability of such. She has shown multiple uses like for skating on and offensively like bullets. She can dance, which allows her to have fantastic reflexes. She can not overuse her quirk unless she wants to burn herself.

-Pink

-PH scale?

-Horns.

Kaminari's quirk is Electricity. He emits electricity. If he overdoes it, his brain short-circuits. The quirk heavily lacks control like actual electricity. It is also dangerous for those around them.

-Pika pika!

-He needs support weapons badly.

-He has a headset that runs with his electricity. He is a battery or a charger.

Nezu's quirk is High Spec. He is a smart rat/bear/dog thing that was able to be integrated into society. Impressive, right?

-Due to being an animal, his senses are increased.

-How does he talk?

The match is going as expected. Nezu chose the factory area because that place carries a crane, and he knows how to work one of them. Nezu is a fucking ass. Kaminari and Ashido run off to look for the principal. However, Nezu takes over a crane and starts smashing the ball in a wall to trigger chain reactions, blocking each way one by one. They keep running until Ashido melts through a building. Of course, Nezu knows that would happen and destroys the building too. They run out of time and get trapped. They lost.

They should not have looked for Nezu because he has a height advantage, and he was swinging a fucking boulder around. I would have stuck with the edge to be as far away from the reaction as possible. If nothing else, I would have hunted for the crane.

Honestly, I consider this an unfair match. You were asking for them to lose there. Sure, Nezu kept a route open, but still!

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Match 7: Jiro and Koda vs. Present Mic

Jiro and Koda and pitted against Present Mic because Present Mic's quirk can over-power both of their sound-based quirks.

Jiro's quirk is Earphone Jack. She has jacks that hang from her earlobe, and she can channel her heartbeat through them. Also, she can press them into objects to cause havoc, catch sounds, and vibrations. Her hearing is sensitive, so she can pick up on small sounds; however, this can cause trouble for her as Present Mic is the loudest man alive.

-Can she plug it into her phone? iPhone better make sure to keep those earphone jacks.

Koda's quirk is Anivoice. He can control animals if they hear him. However, the command has to be heard, and he is a quiet, innocent, pure boy.

-HE CAN CONTROL AN ELEPHANT, MATE! THIS IS A STRONG QUIRK, DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE INNOCENT BOY!

-Can he control Nezu? Humans? I mean, humans are animals. I should ask him to control me later.

-I was looking through Nezu's Pokemon stats, and Koda has an E in the cooperativeness of all things. Bad boy!

Present Mic's quirk is Voice, allowing him to be the loudest man in the world pretty much. He can also change tone and pitch. His voice is shit at traveling underground. He has much control over his quirk, so he can sing or talk however he fucking wants.

-If he were to scream into the air, could he separate the clouds?

-Can he get a sore throat, or does his quirk protect him from that?

-Fucking drama queen like me.

The fight starts in a forest, surprisingly enough. This does play to Present Mic's advantage; however, he has a fear of bugs, so he hates the forest. Jiro and Koda run towards the entrance, only for Present Mic to start screaming. The students have to cover their ears, especially Jiro. Present Mic remains in front of the gate and continues yelling. Meanwhile, it takes them a while, but once Jiro's ears started bleeding, she breaks a rock to reveal bugs. Koda VERY reluctantly has to command the bugs to go after him. The bugs trap Present Mic, and he faints from his fear because he can't scream at the ground. The students run out. They win.

The process could have been done faster. Besides that, well done.

Side Note: Present Mic faints from fucking bugs of all shit. Recover Girl is disappointed. I'm disappointed. I know I can't say anything because I will have a panic attack in a dirty room, but still! THIS ISN'T HARD MATE! However, I relate so fucking hard with him because he just screams his problems away.

WHY WON'T THAT WORK WITH ME?!

Totally recorded Present Mic losing to bugs, though.

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Match 8: Hagakure and Shoji vs. Snipe

Hagakure and Shoji are facing Snipe because Snipe's honing quirk can find them.

Hagakure's quirk is Invisibility. She is literally invisible. She removes her clothes to be completely hidden. However, this leaves her naked, so shoot her with a gun, and she is dead. I have never seen her visible, and I don't know if she can. Apparently, she has a move where she can refract light with her body. She is meant for surprise attacks.

-Was she born invisible? I feel sorry for everyone in the hospital if that is the case.

-I feel like if she screamed she was naked, she could win a match quickly. Awkward.

Shoji's quirk is Dupli-Arms. His quirk allows him six muscular arms where he can produce body parts like mouths and ears, providing an increase in senses as he can move it around. He can also regenerate his limbs. He is the strongest student in our class. Like, he can squeeze 540 kilos with one hand!

-Can he produce genitalia?

-DEM MUSCLES!

-He is hot. Like, I compare him to Todoroki, though, I talk about him less, but he is hot.

Snipe's quirk is Honing, allowing him to change the trajectory of his bullets. He needs a gun for this to work, but he has the skills. He can perform shots that are usually impossible. He can see through anything for bullets.

-Can this work on other objects or just bullets?

-YEE-HAW BITCHES!

The match starts in a cement building with cement pillars, perfect for a shooter. Snipe quickly finds them and starts shooting straight at the support they are behind. Snipe throws down a smoke bomb and goes inside, obstructing their view. He shoots the pillar out of place that forces Shoji to run from behind. However, he quickly realizes that Hagakure is not with him and understands the plan. Recklessly, he starts running to distract him. Once he is thought to be caught by Snipe, Hagakure stoops in and cuffs his gun arm. The students win!

The plan was a little reckless, but with a teacher, it is okay. I would have stuck behind pillars, but I understand that Snipe needed to be still, so Shoji coming it was a good move on his part.

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Match 9: Sero and Mineta vs. Midnight

. . . oh boy.

There are two reasons for this. The first reason is that Mineta is into hot girls is Midnight is a hot girl. The main reason is they can not get too close with their trapping quirks.

Sero's quirk is Tape. He is pretty much a tape-version of spiderman. Tape comes out of his elbows. If he uses it too much, it causes him pain and dries out his skin. He can swing around with it or trap his opponents.

-Flex-Seal!

-I assume he creates the tape, or can he replace the tape?

Mineta's quirk is Pop Off. On Mineta's head, he has these purple balls that he can pop off and stick to anything. The stickiness is based on his health. He can pull a significant amount. However, too many causes bleeding from his head. Despite how he acts, he is actually pretty smart.

-He happens to be a pervert.

-And short.

Midnight's quirk is Somnambulist. She releases a sleepy aroma from her body to put her victims to sleep. It works better on men than women. She also happens to wear a dom outfit to seduce her enemies if she wanted to. She commonly uses a whip.

-Sadist.

-How did she get a job at a high school?

-Mount Lady vs. Midnight - I need this in my life, though, I know who would win.

-I'm stealing her original outfit idea eventually. I have a beautiful body to show.

-She was able to change female costume regulations by herself. I think there was nothing wrong with her original costume.

-Costume inconvenient for her quirk.

Midnight's field is rocky, not really playing an advantage or disadvantage for her. Somehow, Sero loses very quickly because she appears behind him, removes his helmet, and knocks him out. Mineta has to run off and not breathe Midnight's quirk, or he will knock out too. He hides behind a boulder with Midnight following him. He throws a piece of Sero's tape over his mouth and nose before running out and performing his special move Grape Rush. This move is used on her whip, forcing her whip to stick to the ground, and her hand not able to let go of the whip. They win, but only Mineta passes because Sero knocked out.

The tape over the mouth idea is a horrible idea because you don't know if that is coming off. Mineta could have suffocated himself there. Otherwise, I think it was a pretty brilliant idea. He lead Midnight away from the gate, struck her down, and got through.

NOW FUCK THIS, I AM DONE!

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"You realize you will have to go back and professionalize everything, right?" Nezu asks as I hop up, spinning around like a ballerina to get rid of my energy.

"WHATEVER, I WANNA FIGHT BITCH! SEND ALL MIGHT AT ME! I GOT THIS!" I scream, way too excited to be facing the number one hero with my arch-nemesis. I was already forced out of my hero outfit, so I'm wearing the UA gym outfit with my famous red shoes. I don't know why, but they are.

"I'm curious to see what you will do."

"Of course you are, now...

IT'S SHOWTIME DARLING!"