So in the last segment, it was supposed to be all about my gadgets before the final exam. Somehow, it turned to the point of having a death letter in it in case I died!

Hopefully, this time, we will stay on track!

This time around, we are going to focus on hero lessons! Well, the ones that stand out. Now, why do they stand out?

Well, because I am the starring role, of course! Damn, that sounds egotistical, but that's how we roll here when you stalk me! Let's get straight to the show!

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"Today, we will be working on your hand-to-hand combat skills. However, unlike the previous lessons, you will not be allowed to use your quirks unless it is a mutant-type. There are situations where your quirk will not be suitable, and you must fight hand-to-hand. Also, some quirks can erase, quirk suppressant cuffs, and gases all exist. Everyone pair off. No killing each other or breaking bones." Shouta tells Class 1-A.

I grin like a maniac.

TIME FOR YOU TO BE DOWN ON MY LEVEL, BITCHES!

"No gadgets either, Izuku. Give me everything you got." Like that is going to pull me down! I walk over to give him my bag with a bunch of random shit in it. I will win this. " You aren't allowed to use your ability, either." I don't need that either.

"I got it, Aizawa. Chill it." I tell him with a smirk. He is trying to even the battlefield.

"That is not how you should respect a teacher! Apologize to him!" Iida screams at me.

"Someone knows how to be a killjoy. Sorry, Aizawa! Time to destroy the place!"

"No!" Iida freaks out.

Well, let's get to it. PUT ON THE SUPER SMASH BROS THEME EVERYBODY! We decided to turn it into a tournament because we might as well! We used a randomizer on the phone that I hid in my pocket (that I also had to hand over afterward) to pair everyone together.

TO THE QUALIFIERS!

Match 1: Aoyama vs. Mineta - Oh jeez, this is going to be boring. NEITHER OF THEM ARE FIGHTERS, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY ARE HERE! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Aoyama wins by kicking him out of the field literally!

Match 2: Shoji vs. Tokoyami - I can already tell you that even before the fight that Shoji is going to win. Tokoyami relies on his quirk too much, and he is not a close combatant at all. Shoji, meanwhile, has some experience and strength! Them muscles, though. WOOOOOO!

Match 3: Hagakure vs. Bakugo - Rest in pieces, Hagakure. Even though she is invisible, Bakugo has some smarts to realize that if you pay attention to the movement of her clothes, you can predict her. The lack of fighting experience is on her too. Meanwhile, due to being a bully, Bakugo has plenty of experience!

Match 4: Koda vs. Me! - I feel like an ass because THIS BOY IS PRECIOUS AND WOULD NOT FIGHT ME! LIKE, HE'S SCREWED FOR BEING A HERO, BUT HE IS SO PRECIOUS! I HAD TO BEAT HIM! LIFE! I almost cried. Almost. I had to slowly lead him out. I will be hearing that from Shouta later.

Match 5: Kaminari vs. Momo - Momo wins the fight within 5 seconds. She has a ton of combat experience. Meanwhile, Kaminari only knows BUZZ BUZZ.

Match 6: Jiro vs. Ashido - Let me give my wife Ashido some credit for something. She has dance experience, which may sound useless, but it is beneficial. With dance, you work on your balance, along with kicks and flexibility. Jiro has some fighting experience too, but she is unbalanced and fell over.

Match 7: Todoroki vs. Ojiro - Yes, they both have fighting experience. However, Ojiro has a fucking black belt, while Todoroki just has basic hand-to-hand shit. He put up a good fight, but compared to Ojiro? He was screwed.

Match 8: Iida vs. Uraraka - A DESTINED FIGHT AMONG FRIENDS! WHO WILL WIN? IIDA OBVIOUSLY! Okay, not to be pessimistic, but Iida simply is too powerful compared to her. Sure, she gained some experience with Pro-hero Gunhead during the internship; however, it's not enough to face Iida in a fight.

Match 9: Kirishima vs. Sero - Another friend group! Kirishima won because he has actual fighting experience, while Sero is more for mobility like spiderman.

Match 10: Tsuyu vs. Sato - This is an exciting matchup! A frog versus a sugar man! It's honestly a weird fight. Tsuyu, in my opinion, is probably one of the best students here as she is pretty well rounded, and you can put her with anyone. Sato can fight and increase his strength with sugar. However, he is SLOW, and his mental ability drops over time. He doesn't have that here. Tsuyu manages to win by out-speeding him and knocking him out from behind.

THE QUALIFICATION ROUNDS ARE OVER. WE ARE LEFT WITH AOYAMA (somehow) SHOJI, BAKUGO, ME, YAOYOROZU, ASHIDO, OJIRO, IIDA, KIRISHIMA, AND TSUYU! I can already guess how most of these matches will go.

Match 1: Aoyama vs. Shoji - Shoji wins. We all know why.

Match 2: Bakugo vs. Me - I actually want to show this. One moment!

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Match 2

I stand on the other side of the field and look upon the childhood bully with a grin.

"What are you grinning about, Deku!?" The angry chihuahua screams.

"My future win." I snark back. I can sense Shouta shaking his head.

"Are you two ready?"

"Yip yip!" "YES!" I think you can figure out the responses.

"Then get to it without killing each other." With that, the battle begins.

Bakugo, being the assertive little boy he is, dashes forward and tries to punch me. How stupid do you think I am? I simply slide to the side. I focus on circling around him to avoid his attacks. Thankfully, I can jump high and get low without too much trouble.

"WHAT ARE YOU DODGING FOR, DEKU!? WIMPING OUT NOW?" Jeez, he is angry as always!

"No. I'm providing you an extra surprise, Kacchan!~" I sing his childhood nickname as I make my surprise attack. You see, during his rampage, because he is practically blinded by anger, I unzipped the gym shirt and took it off! Everybody but Bakugo noticed. Kind of disappointing. With a wide grin, I throw the shirt at his face to catch him off-guard. With the opening, I tackle him down. I see a lot of the students swoon while Shouta has to look away. Yeah, he knows I'm self-conscious and respects that.

"Izuku wins. Izuku, get your shirt back on." I get my shirt off of Bakugo and zip it back on while he glares me down. Huh, he's not attacking me! I'm so proud!

"Aizawa-sensei, sir! Is that allowed?!" Iida asks with much enthusiasm.

"I never said he couldn't, so yes. You're not allowed to do that anymore, though." Damn it. It was totally worth it!

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So I won as you can see!

Match 3: Momo vs. Ashido - Dancing abilities can only take you so far. Momo wins because she is good at close-combat.

Match 4: Ojiro vs. Iida - A black belt vs. engine boi. Yeah, Ojiro is going to win because he knows what he is doing in these fights. Iida tried, but he simply doesn't have the experience against a master.

Match 5: Kirishima vs. Tsuyu - This is also an interesting fight, but Kirishima wins because he knows what he is doing. At the same time, Tsuyu has no actual close-combat experience. She did have a significant advantage with her body type, though!

Alright, we are left with Shoji, me, Momo, Ojiro, and Kirishima! Because there is an odd number, that makes things iffy. Pretty much, one of us has to fight twice for Kirishima. So, flip a coin between the two winners.

Match 1: Shoji vs. Me! - Now, remember that week that I couldn't test gadgets? Well, I decided to learn a new fighting style. Now, the Avatar fans probably know it has Chi-Blocking, and it paralyzes the opponent. It is actually known as the "touch of death" or dim mak. NO, I AIN'T KILLING SHOJI! I tested it on a dummy nonstop to make sure I had it correct. Never once killed it. I had to out-speed Shoji and jump to get his pressure points to paralyze him. Don't worry, he will only be out for a little while. The class looks at me, shocked. I don't know what you expect more.

Match 2: Momo vs. Ojiro - While these two do have combat-experience, Momo's is focused more on weapons while Ojiro has actual hand-to-hand experience. Momo can put up a fight but still lost to the martial artist.

So the only people that are left are Kirishima, Ojiro, and me! Well, it was. Kirishima dropped out because he knew he could not win against either of us. Smart move, young padawan! So it's Ojiro versus me now!

LET'S DO THIS!

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Before we start this whole shebang, I would just like to mention that you should not underestimate a black-belt. They have experience and probably fight a bunch of people. I respect Ojiro as an opponent. HOWEVER! They tend to be predictable. Yes, they know the moves like the back of their hands, but that is what makes them predictable. If you can figure out their pattern, they are screwed. That is why you should not only fight in a dojo but outside of one as well. In a dojo, there are rules. In the outside world, you can fight how you want. That is my advantage. I just need to avoid being hit for a while, and that is my major problem.

Oh, and he has a tail. That could be the TAIL-END OF MY PROBLEMS!

I can feel you smashing your head. I'm sorry, I shall continue.

I have a plan. As Shouta would say, you can't be a one-trick pony.

"You two ready to go?" Shouta asks. We both nod in response as I look over his form, absorbing any bit of information I can get. Ojiro is in his fighting form. Meanwhile, I'm hopping around with my hands in my pockets like a psycho. "Go."

Like that, Ojiro is the first to attack as he runs forward. I swear everyone I fight attacks first. I use it to my advantage every time, come on. I hope this works.

When he gets close, I pull my hands out of my pockets and throw a surprise at his face: dirt! I grabbed some during Bakugo's fight in case the shirt idea did not work out so hot! This leaves him blind for a moment as I close my eyes and hold my breath.

Clear my thoughts.

All darkness.

I have no idea if this is working, but I have to move. I swing around Ojiro's backside, jump him, and pin him to the ground. I slowly open my eyes to make sure the dirt is gone before taking a hungry breathe in. You may be wondering what the fuck I did.

Well, during my week away from gadgets, I decided to improve on myself! One of the abilities I learned is that if you hold your breathe and clear your mind, you can make yourself invisible to the person you are dealing with! I also learned how to deal with my temperature and shit like that!

"Izuku wins...what did you do?" Damn, even Shouta is shocked!

"Simple! I threw dirt in his face!"

"Not that, the invisible part."

"IT WORKED! HALLELUJAH! Oh, and to answer your question, hold your breathe and clear your mind. I separate myself from this hell of a world!" Shouta takes a deep breath.

"Go change and back to class, all of you." After I help Ojiro up, I feel the way too familiar scarf around my waist that pulls me towards the emo hobo. He tries to glare down at me, but I smile back, too proud to care. Shouta growls, " We are talking after school." With that, he lets go and lets me go. Damn. Salty boy.

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Alright, with the first lesson out of the way, let us move on to lesson two!

Good news: No fighting this time! Well, there wasn't supposed to be, but I can make it happen. I could start a fight in my sleep, probably.

Once again, Shouta is having to deal with my bullshit with All Might standing awkwardly in the background. I snuck out of the room earlier for a surprise. He leads them to the city field.

" I will not be teaching you today. Instead, you will be taught by one of the support students. Izuku, get out here." DAMN, WAY TO MAKE ME LOOK BORING.

"WHAT, WHY ARE WE BEING TAUGHT BY HIM!?" Bakugo growls.

"He is the student who knows the true potential of technology in Power-Loader's class, and Power-Loader was not available to teach at this time. Don't kill him." With that, Shouta goes to a building and jumps in his sleeping bag.

All Might adds, "Izuku is well-versed in this field and the least predictable for the assignment given."

Time for my entrance!

"CAT, play Ridin' Dirty." With a meow, I zoom over to the class while blasting that stupid song again.

"MIDORIYA, TURN THAT OFF!" All Might screams.

"MY CLASS NOW!" I scream at him but get CAT to shut it down. Now, CAT has gained a considerable upgrade, so let me tell you.

After the Stain incident, I quickly realized I needed a new hero costume. Damn, right? Well, I came up with a brilliant idea. What if I have an underground costume and a public costume? Right now, CAT has already been revealed to the public along with my clothing. Thankfully, my batons and swords were not shown in the video, so those are safe, and I can still work with that. Thus, CAT is permanently part of my hero gear!

Remember that stupid thing where CAT would take ten seconds to switch between boots and arms? Well, not anymore! I made it extra large. Now, it becomes a whole robot suit with all the features from before plus more! For example, it now has a chest piece! It's also not white but black now with blue accents, so I look fucking badass. The visor is retained from the previous CAT feature as well with the visor/headband, so it gives me what I need except head protection like my helmet. My hair is revealed, which could be a disadvantage, but this is for the public so expected.

"Hi, bitches, and welcome to my lesson!"

"No cursing!" Iida and All Might both scream at me.

"Fine fine. Anyway, I will be going over the true power of technology. Based on most of your costumes, you rely heavily on your quirks, which is not exactly the best thing in the world, as Aizawa has mentioned before. Gear does not only protect you, but it can also strengthen your quirks! For example, Aizawa's goggles prevent his target from seeing whose quirk is being erased. You can always come to the support lab, and we can fix you right up with something! It can also make your quirk safer! Sorry Kaminari, but you're my example here. Kaminari's quirk isn't the best if his teammates are around; however, if we give him a simple metal rod, he can direct his electricity through the bar. This would enable him to engage close-combat with his quirk without worrying about his teammates.

I will be teaching you how powerful technology can be. Not just technology, but also a little bit of creativity can screw you over! Starting off, CAT, cat form," With a meow, the metal gear comes off, and it becomes a large robot cat again. I take off my visor and hand it to CAT," Go sit by Aizawa. Good kitty! Now," I pull off my jacket and drop all my gear on the ground. Knives, bombs, screwdrivers; if it exists, it's probably there. I also remove my backpack. All the students are looking at me strangely, " Alright, now I am your average quirkless boy! Your challenge is to beat me!" That quickly gets some reactions.

"This is going to be easy!"

"Anyone can beat Deku!"

"Easy 100!" Oh jeez. I grin up at them with my psychotic grin and use Stain's ability.

"Everyone quiet! I never told the rules, now did I?"

With that, everyone quickly shut up. Good. Dang, this ability is fantastic. It even got All Might to stop moving for a moment.

"Alright, everyone will be going against me! The way to beat me is to simply cuff me, get me out of the building, into the car, and drive me out of the battlegrounds! The reason I am setting so many targets for you is to give me a chance. I know, petty, but oh well! For ya'll, I only have to cuff you. Once I cuff you, you're out. It's considered a knockout. Think of it as a juggernaut challenge! You have thirty minutes to win." Uraraka decides to add her two cents in.

"Why did you decide to get rid of your gear, though? Wouldn't that give you a disadvantage?" Smart girl.

"Yes! That is what I am aiming for. If I had my gear, ya'll would be screwed. I want to demonstrate how well you can use your surroundings. Any other questions?" Iida raises his hand," Yes?"

"You said we had to remove you from a building! Does that mean you are trapped in one building?"

"Good question! No, I can move around all I want. I can't leave the field, though. Anymore? No! Alright then! I get ten minutes to prepare, and you will hear the thing say go! Have fun!" With that, I run into the nonexistent sunset.

"Don't kill them!" I hear All Might yell at me. I'll consider it, but I can guarantee that I will hurt their pride, though.

Here is the thing about these buildings: they are replicated exactly like actual buildings inside and out. Do you want a Starbucks without people? They have that! Do you want a Home Depot without people? We have that too!

Do you want a Walmart without people? GUESS WHAT, NEZU GOT YOU MAN!~ Or women for those feminists. Or any gender.

YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING!

TO THE PARADISE CALLED WALMART!

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You know, Walmart has everything for you.

Do you need some milk? Walmart has got you.

Do you need a gun? Walmart has got you still. (Kind of. We aren't going to discuss gun laws here.)

Do you need a divorce? You can have one there!

Okay, but seriously, Walmart is the best place ever. Mainly to ruin people's pride! I think this round will last ten minutes TOPS. It depends on how they think this through. Logically, they will probably jump me to overwhelm me with strength.

That's not a bad idea.

It's a horrible idea. They have no idea what they are walking in on.

It doesn't help that I know everything about them. Not literally, but pretty close. I had to give them a chance, so I chose Walmart. If I chose Best Buy, they would be screwed. They are still screwed but by a smaller scale kind of screwed!

"Round Start."

The robot lady tells us. Alright! Starting off, I totally made a toilet paper fort to hide in! I mean, you might as well hide for the beginning. It was already built because nobody shops here. I just had to move some of it! Second off, I stole the best laptop and downloaded a couple of programs to allow me to hack the store cameras. I rather not run around. I need my energy even if said energy is limitless! Let me tell you the setup.

I turned off all the lights, so they can't see as well. You can still see, just not as well. That is all I need. Next, I put the air-conditioning on as low as possible to freeze the place. I opened the freezers and fridges to help. Why am I freezing the area? Well, when someone shivers, their energy will go down faster, and they will be less focused. Tsuyu will be removed from the equation, Bakugo's quirk won't work as well, and Momo will have problems. If you want the factual whys, frogs hibernate in the cold, Bakugo needs to sweat, and Momo's fat is being frozen off. Finally, to finish my freezing impact, I broke all the faucets and toilets, so water is going everywhere.

The next part we will be talking about is my costume. My costume itself is pretty warm, so the only thing I did, for dramatics, is put on a onesie of a green bunny. I even got the hood up! It looks cute! Too bad, I am ruining it by wearing safety glasses and a mask to keep particles out. I found some gloves, so I can grip shit and keep warm. To destroy the costume further, I grabbed those squishy buds, put them in my ears, and the most substantial sound-muffling headset I could find. Not the best, but oh well! I look like a badass little bunny now! The final thing I will reveal to ya'll is that I snuck bobby pins in my sleeves and gloves. That way, if they do catch me, I can break the cuffs.

I should mention that they can use stuff too! I deny they will, though.

The rest I shall keep a surprise.

Right now, I'm hiding in my toilet paper fort and watching the cameras from the laptop because it is not like I can hear Bakugo's loudmouth with the headphones. It takes them five minutes to enter the Walmart.

Showtime, bitches!

I press the magical button on my laptop. Immediately, the speakers are hijacked, boosted to the highest they can go, and blasting one of my favorites memes.

We're no strangers to loveeee!

You know the rules, and so do I!

A full commitments what I'm thinking offff!

You wouldn't get this from any other guy!

IIIIIIIII, just want to tell you how I'm feeling!

Gotta make you, understand!

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

Yes, I rick-rolled my whole class. Kill me! I got work to do, though, so later! To give you an idea of how loud it is, I can still hear it and feel the bass in my chest. I may be breaking limits a bit here, but oh well! I grab the back of something before running out of my fort and to the entrance.

The whole goal is to overwhelm their senses. It's the best thing I got.

Due to the lights being off and the music blasting, nobody can see or hear me, but I want to be extra careful, so what do I do?

I throw a massive bag of flour at them when I grab their attention! I manage to grab a couple of handcuffs and catch a couple of students as I run through. I can tell that not every student is in this group. They must have spread out, which makes sense. Either that or some of them stayed outside. I got a bit too trigger happy because the next moment, I see Bakugo in front of me, screaming something as he aims his explosions at my chest and face. Welp, my face is fucked! I snatch another pair of handcuffs and shut my eyes tightly. I rather not have my eyes get punctured today! I feel both explosions. I grit my teeth as I slam the cuffs on the wrist on my chest. When we both tumble, I keep a grip on them to cause him to fall on top of me.

OOH, NAUGHTY!

I am smirking under my mask through the pain as I knee his balls, grabbing his free wrist to get him cuffed. Bakugo is down! In exchange for a burned chest and face! Like, he destroyed the safety glasses! Not so safe apparently, as I wipe off the shattered plastic. I open my eyes and damn that kinda hurts. I throw the chihuahua off. Standing up, I stumble but manage to catch myself. Possible concussion, maybe? I did slam my head on the ground.

I need to keep going. I look around to see Tsuyu and Jiro on the ground from the cold and noise. I feel kind of bad.

Not really. Reality check! Locking them up.

Apparently, during my time lock-up spree, I got Aoyama and Koda. I must have got them in the flour blast. I got a 4th of them out! The music is ending, and I think the other students heard as they all run in here.

Welp, fuck.

I quickly dodge to the side to avoid some ice and stumble out of the way of a net. Someone grabs me at the free opportunity. I shake the headset off.

"Let go, booty bo man!"

"Inappropriate!" Yip, it's Iida. I struggle against the boy, only to quickly realized that 'hey, his wrists are right there, holding me.' I take the opportunity to capture him, "What happened!?... oh." He sets me down outside, so my Walmart is a long lost memory now. The boy depressingly walks away, leaving me with the still mass of students. I have an idea.

"Come get me." I raise my hands in surrender as I seem unstable. It would be dumb to try something with my condition. Momo looks reluctant, but she walks forward, snaps the cuffs on behind me, and drags me to the cop car. She pushes me in the back, buckling me up because safety first! She takes over the driver's seat with Todoroki beside her while Uraraka sits in the back with me. Actually, a smart idea. She can stop me from moving. That's a new factor. Not too big because she is limited in the car. They start driving, leaving the rest of the students behind because there is only one car. Now, typically, they should be working on cleaning the place up, but UA has janitors for that. Instead, they sit around and wait for the winning bell.

Meanwhile, I'm in the car. For this to work, I wait around for some distance before trying anything.

"Can we head to Taco Bell? I'm hungry."

"No." Hot beauty, why?!

"Damn, cruel world! What did I do wrong?!"

"Arrest heroes."

"But you're not heroes yet?" I can tell they discussed this because Todoroki is the only one speaking. Right choice for someone like me. But they were still talking and interested in the conversation. Meanwhile, those bobby pins came in great use! I'm free! "Hey, Uravity?"

"Yes?" She turns to face me. Without hesitation, I put the handcuffs on her with a bright smile. She looks at me, surprised.

"Gotcha. Now. Ya'll can either pull over and let me out, or I will break through the divider and capture you both. Your choice!" I don't give them a chance to respond. I pull out the good-old bobby pin and start screwing the cage off. That only takes a minute. I pull out the handcuffs that they did not bother to remove from me (horrible move) and capture Todoroki, then Momo. That one was awkward, though, because I had to lean over Uraraka.

Sorry, Uraraka!

"Alright, everyone out of the car! I'm heading to Starbucks!"

Yes, I did kick them out. Yes, I did drive to Starbucks and made me some black coffee. They have no idea. I have twenty minutes to waste here, so I pull out a phone that I grabbed from Walmart, hacked through it, called somebody while forcing myself to stay awake.

Beep Beep

"I already paid this month, mister (landlord name), and you aren't getting another dime from me. Goodbye- " I did not know he was having problems with the landlord.

"You know, if you would just move in with Hizashi, all your problems would be solved!" I hear a deep sigh on the other side while I'm sipping my coffee.

"Izuku."

"Shouta."

"You're supposed to be teaching the class."

"I am! They haven't found out that I have escaped yet!"

"They didn't grab communication devices?"

"Apparently not."

"That's going to need to be worked on. Where are you?"

"Starbucks."

"They are not going to find you now. They are in Walmart doing nothing. I'm ending it early. Bring me a cup." With that, the emo Jesus hangs up.

"Round Over: Lesson Fail. Please return back to the lobby."

Well, we all head back, and the leftover students look at me with shock.

"Hi! Ya'll never made sure that I made it there. I took over the car and hung out at Starbucks the whole time. This lesson shows how a lack of communication can screw you up as well! Good attempt, though! We will be trying this again at the end of the year, and hopefully, you will be more prepared! Ta ta!" With that, I walk out with CAT following me and All Might glaring at me. Oh yeah, " You will receive your results of how you did later!"

That's the end of that lesson!

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There really isn't any more lessons that stand out. They are easy because these kids are easy to outsmart.

All Might shouldn't be a teacher, by the way. He sucks.

Oh, and I did happen to have a concussion! I will tell the story of that later, so you something to look forward too!

That's all I got! Now back to the main storyline.

Bye-bye!