Snip Snappity.

Tip Tappity.

Quick quickity.

I don't know what I am doing with my life anymore. These intros are going out the window. Like, I passed the line to the point I don't even see the line anymore. Back to what we are talking about!

Recently, I have been busy with new self-defense weapons that Nezu set me to work on. With the wrong attention on me, I have to focus on ways to defend myself from the outside world. CAT can't always be there, after all! The agony! I do have some plans, but I've already built them all. Actually, let me update you on those.

Starting off, the nanobots I have been talking about! Yes, the tiny midgets are what I am talking about. I programmed a machine to automatically builds them for me, so there's one built every ten minutes. That machine has been going for about two weeks now, so I have made a load of them! Also, I tweaked the headband to hide under my hair no matter the length and to do better at doing its job. Because the media is a bitch and practically stalking me, I have to go out in fake wigs to keep myself hidden along with a dab of makeup. I'm about to make effective shields and elevators with them now! I haven't tested them yet, and I'm not willing to until I at least have double the amount I have now.

The nanobots are a more defensive option, though. Well, I could probably use them to crawl down someone's throat and rip them apart, but that's going kind of far. Besides, the blood would be a bitch to clean off, thus why we decided to steal yet another idea off Legend of Korra: the shock gloves! I made these because they are easy to pocket. They would not be able to kill somebody unless they have some sort of health issue. Basically, if I touch them, they're out. Oh, and if I put my fourth finger and thumb together, I can do a little bit of distance! Not a useful feature, but something in case I can't get close.

Finally, I did another upgrade for CAT! The grappling hooks are now a mix of a weapon/transport gear. I could have used them before by grabbing people's arms and legs to pull them down or close to catch them off guard, but I decided to build upon that idea. On command, the claws at the end can now curl up and become small metal balls. This usually would not do much damage. However, if you get those things swinging up at some speed, you can knock some people out. CAT can now also cover my hand to make something similar to brass knuckles. I can now pull them close and punch them to knock them out! I mean, I could have before but extra protection, you know?

"Principal Nezu approved everything, Izuku," Power-Loader tells me as I'm working on something. I really don't know what I'm doing.

"Thanks, Maijima! Hey, give me something to make!" Yeah, he lets me refer to him as his name because I am here way too much.

"Something that makes you settle down." Of course.

"Next."

"Something that makes you sleep."

"No need to call out my sleeping habits. Nevermind, you just want me out of your hair. I'm heading out!" I get up from my station, starting to walk out when I feel those metal tips around my wrist. Another bleach bath is in session after this!

"Hatsume is enough. I don't need two of you."

"HEY! IT'S CALLED EXPERIMENTATION!" We hear Mei from across the room.

"She's right," I say with a smirk.

"I don't need a kid wandering around the school. Shouldn't you work on something for Aizawa-sensei since he is going to be your partner in crime?" I mean, Maijima ain't wrong.

"The only thing I can do for him is build an alarm to let him know to fucking eat, the jackass."

"We both know you can come up with so much more." Yet another call out. I swear that is Maijima's job here.

"True! But I am not feeling the creative juices...wait a moment..." I think I got something!

"Got you triggered, eh?"

"Thanks for the idea, Maijima!"

Sorry Shouta, but I'm ruining your day!

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"SHOUTA, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" I scream as I dash into the teacher's lounge.

"LANGUAGE!" A couple of teachers shout back, but I don't care. I walk over to him and kick him awake.

"Ow! Izuku, what are you doing in here? Shouldn't you be eating lunch?" Shouta practically growls from the shell. Damn, someone is salty today!

"Lunch is useless right now when I have things to test! Get up!" I throw two sets of clothes at him, causing him to crawl out of his grungy sleeping bag.

"I'm not going to convince you to eat, am I?"

"Nope!"

"Fine. Come on. You can explain everything in the bathroom."

"Awkward." He starts to lead the way, pinching his nose.

"It's called convenience, kid. Does that not run through your head?"

"No. I am currently thinking of every step I took to make them. Oh, and put the lighter one on. The material inside is the same, but outside I did a change. It should function the same except your neck is covered now for specific reasons." He enters the teacher's bathroom into the stall as I wait outside.

"I assume you focused more on safety?"

"Yes. Right now, your costume looks like you found it in the trash. It provides shit for protection. I made the outside rubber, so it would do a similar thing my suit does with the electricity armor. That is for an emergency in case we run into each other, or you get hit with my weapon. I also added gloves with some padding because I notice that when you return from patrols, your hands are red with blisters. I get the scarf is comfy, but it's still metal."

"Anything offensive I should know?"

"The glove's padding is for offensive, and your boots are steel-toed now for more power. Let me know if the weight bothers you or anything like that."

"You went all out, and I didn't have to ask."

"You should have known that it was going to happen anyway." Shouta steps out, and he looks basically the same. The difference is the sleeves aren't torn up. He has a turtleneck and gloves to protect his skin from his scarf. Besides that, he looks the same: your same old emo hobo that acts like spiderman at night!

"This isn't bad. Feels the same besides the gloves and the neck. What's the heavier one for?"

"In case you need a reality check of how much the world holds you down!"

". . ."

". . ." Shouta sighs.

"The actual reason." Damn, he can't take a joke!

"It's for when it gets colder. I will have to adjust it to make it lighter if needed."

"What's wrong with my current?"

"I don't need you getting frost-bite, idiot."

"I have been fine up to this point."

"Just accept it, or we will fight here, in the fucking bathroom where no one enters because it's the teacher's."

"Fine, I'm not in the mood to fight you. Can I sleep now?"

"No, one moment." I pull out a taser.

"Izuku, what are you-" I smirk, pressing the taser on him. The electricity flows through the suit like armor, similar to my costume. I turn off the taser, put it back in my pocket, and I look up at him only to burst out laughing.

OH BOY, I SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN! THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL! HIS HAIR IS FUCKING STANDING! AND NO, IT ISN'T LIKE HIS DAMN QUIRK EITHER! IT'S LIKE AWKWARDLY STANDING SO THE SHIT IS FUCKING EVERYWHERE!

"I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF RIGHT NOW!" I scream. For the first time since four, I'm not depressed! That is until Shouta tries to throw his scarf at me.

Nope, not today! I hip hoppity over that bitch and run somewhere.

"MIDORIYA, GET BACK HERE!" Shouta screams. He is pissed.

"BUSY SAVING MY LIFE, SIR!"

With my talent in the running and him being way too predictable, I have escaped to the roof only to narrowly avoid a wrench to the head!

"What the hell, Mei!?"

"You were supposed to be here ten minutes ago! I already set everything up!" Mei responds as she glares me down.

"I was trying to survive here!"

"You might be in five minutes if you don't get over here and get this outfit on!"

"Fine, fine, fine! I FEEL SO RUSHED!" Mei is pushy. So, what are we doing on a roof? If you want to look at this realistically, probably suicide! If you want the actual reason, we are testing my new invention that could let me fly. Yes, they are fucking wings. I WANT TO FLY AWAY FROM THIS CRUEL WORLD!

Wow, that got real depressive quick. Back to reality!

"Alright, you're all strapped up! If it fails, there is a bouncy house at the bottom that should save you! I assume you did the emergency pack as well, right?" I am curious if it will explode under my weight.

"I did, no worries!" Oh, did I mention Maijima has no idea we are doing this? Yeah, nobody does. I wrote a letter just in case all fails. I hand the letter to her, but I will tell you what it says.

How the hell did we get to messing with Shouta to a bloody death letter? I really am a hyperactive puppy!

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Hi bitches!

If you are reading this, I'm dead! Don't worry, I already have plans for my body parts! I basically want you to cut my body parts out and give them to people! I don't care what you do with the rest of the body. Oh, and for the service, just drink a glass of Pina Colada while playing the song Pina Colada over my dead body.

Mom: I know I may be a brat at times, but I still love you. We have made our mistakes, and I hope you can look past that because you do not deserve the burden. Be happy. You get the head, though, you can't have the brain. The brain needs to be protected because I know the government will try and take that shit. Apparently, it's already laid out. Love you, Mom.

Nezu: Even if you talk for way too long, I do like you. You taught me shit that I probably don't need to know. You let me cause chaos even though you shouldn't. I get why because you want to study my dumbass mind. Oh wait, I probably shouldn't be making jokes in my death letter. Oh well! Anyway, I need you to keep my brain safe from the government because they are shady-ass bitches. Good luck!

Maijima: We haven't known each other long or as close as the rest of the squad, but we have a special connection of exploding shit up despite your distaste for it. First off, none of the explosions are on accident. They are all on purpose. I have only fucked up on CAT while in UA thus far. Sorry mate! However, as I know, you don't like the majority of the students. That is why I am giving you a thumb and a middle finger to be able to fake it to your students without feeling bad! Oh, and make sure Mei doesn't explode herself! You might hate me for my gift to her, but I hope you can forgive me.

Mei: The beautiful trouble we have caused together! The stupidity of not testing on fake people, but instead of ourselves. We were still alive up to this point, so that's something! Thinking about it, you might be the only person my age in this letter. OH FUCKING WELL! I'm glad I finally had somebody I can talk to as enthusiastically about technology as me, and I appreciate it very much. We have created shit no other people can. I have something more vital to me to give you. At my house, there are binders with at least a thousand unused blueprints in them. I want you to have them. Adjust them how you want and put them to good use, please! Keep exploding shit!

Nemuri: I am disappointed I didn't get a man or woman before I died. I guess I had more important things to worry about. You know, like going to hell! Back on topic, I care about you very much. I hope you find a man or woman who will respect you. With you, you probably will start a damn harem, but I digress. Otherwise, I will come back alive somehow and beat their ass, loaded gun and all. I loved the time all of us spent together. I loved my special moments with you where we almost die to Shouta every day, and that one time we cross-dressed. We may not have spent time together like the rest of the squad, but there was a will that special connection that we all have together! Please watch over my boys for me so they don't do stupid shit! It took way too fucking long for them to be together, and I will not have bull shit ruin them. You be safe too, alright? Love you! (Yes, I know what love fucking means.)

Yeah, I had to do a completely new page for Hizashi.

Hizashi: I am going to be completely honest with you: I have listened to your stupid radio station since I was a kid, and I still do. Well, before I died apparently but we won't go there! I will always find a way to listen to you! It gave me something to look forward to because let's be honest, there isn't much for a lonely-ass genius kid to look forward to. Well, besides the daily look-over of 'did you get hurt?' but boo! That's probably why I know too much about you. Thinking about it, I don't think I have ever missed an episode. Well, besides before I could remember shit, and even then, I went back. I always listen to it while working on something. Jeez, now that is creepy to write out. We should probably get back on topic. Basically, I knew we were going to be great friends the moment Shouta talked about you. Well, more like complaining, but we both know he was seriously into you the whole time I have known him. You mean a whole bunch to Shouta, whether you want to believe it or not.

The first writing with a second paragraph, impressive! Anyway, I can't blame you if you ever have to leave him because he can't cook and dresses like an emo hobo, but I have a feeling it will work out for both of you. Nobody has died yet after all, and ya'll are besties. Enough with the sappy stuff, you want the real reason why you are here. I want you to have my vocal cords and lung in case you ever destroy your own! I deny you will use them as your quirk is meant for it, but you can display them, I guess? I don't know. However, please take care of Shouta and Nemuri for me. And get Nemuri a fucking mate. She doesn't need to be a third wheel. Love you and keep up that smile, please!

I made a completely new page for Shouta. If someone claims to see tears, they can go fuck themselves with their fake All Might Plus Ultra dildo.

Shouta: Where to start with you? There is so much to fucking say, so I'm sorry in advance if I ramble. First off, you managed to get me to save you despite me believing in Social Darwinism, so congrats! Also, I heard the conversation about separation anxiety, and looking over everything, it is possible. I'm going to bring my opinion on it to the grave, though, because I need to remain tough to the end! I guess this was my bullshitting passage, so let's actually attempt to be serious.

I care for you. I may be shit at expressing it, but I do care for you. If killing a fake human was not enough, I don't know what will be. You are the reason I got clean because of your support. You are the reason I wanted to go to UA to prove you right and everyone else wrong. You are the reason I was probably not dead up to the point I did die. Sure, you're fun to aggravate, but I would and somehow will still fight someone in a heartbeat if you're threatened. I mean, I am a genius, after all. I think I can break out of the afterlife somewhere. Yeah, that's how much I respect you. And I know how you are. Don't take the fucking fault. I died; however, I died on my accord.

Unless you're secretly a villain and killed me. Then I'm coming back to life just to kill your ass. However, the chances of you being a villain are very low as you should have killed me already. With that out of the way, I have a request for you.

YOU BETTER GET ON ONE KNEE AND MARRY HIZASHI BEFORE I AM SUPPOSE TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL, OR I AM COMING FROM HELL AND BEATING YOUR DUMBASS! DON'T FUCK IT UP! NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU FUCKING BULL SHIT!

Deep breathes, Izuku. Okay, maybe that is a bit far, but it's true! Don't lose him! Now, I do have presents for you. Everything I own you can have. Well, priority anyway. I deny you will accept a majority of it, so you can give it to Mom or donate it or some shit. The only thing I ask you to keep for yourself is the electric batons and CAT for emergencies. They are my greatest inventions, after all. Something to protect you besides a fucking scarf. Oh, and you can have my heart because that is how much I care for you. I was going to say intestines so you can swing around, but I have a feeling that it is disgusting, so the heart will do.

I care for you, Shouta, so take care of yourself along with Hizashi and Nemuri! I love you!

P.S.

Can you give All Might my appendix for me since it is the most useless part of the body? Please, and thank you!

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Sometimes, I wonder what is wrong with me. You're probably wondering why I am giving away my body parts of all things.

Well, it's not like I have much else to offer. Besides, I ain't going to let my juicy organs with past alcoholism rot! I might as well give them a use one last time! I deny anything would happen, but I would regret it if I didn't at least attempt making the stupid letter. I can see everybody shaking their head from hell already!

Welp, I got shit to do! I put on the headband as this is mind-controlled. I don't control the flapping, but instead, if I want to stay still, go specific directions, and things like that, that's what I command. It does the rest, and that is what makes me kind of nervous about this. Will this bitch actually fly? I looked up too many bird videos, so this better fucking work!

LET'S DO THIS, BITCHES!

I spread my wings first. All black beauties with hints of blue. I made sure that they are adjustable to the wind and all that jazz, so I should not die quickly! I do a couple of test flaps, and it works! Basically, it's all attached to a harness around my chest. That may work, but these wings are heavy.

Can they keep me in the air?

The wings curl up, but when spread, they are my height and about 5 feet in length. They are some big suckers. With a smirk, I bend down on my knees slightly before running and jumping off the edge. At the same time, I scream what I swear I would say if I ever had to jump off a cliff.

"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!" I let myself fall a couple of moments before the moment of truth. It's time to see if I can fly. I do some thinking.

And they spread! The wings are spreading! Can you blame me for doubting fucking wings of all things?! I angle myself downwards before controlling the wings to start gliding through the air. I'm not falling anymore.

I AM FLYING! I AM FUCKING FLYING!

"MEI, IT WORKED!" I scream as I start flying back up to the top of the building. Finally, I land, and I am trembling, man, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Did it fly alright?! Is there any adjustments needed?! What can be improved on?! What else can be added?! What-" Mei blabbers.

"GURL, IT'S FINE FOR NOW! WE CAN WORK ON IT LATER! CELEBRATE!" Then.

"IZUKU, HATSUME! BOTH OF YOU ARE GROUNDED! YOU DIDN'T TEST IT, DID YOU?!" We turn around to see Maijima and Shouta come from the stairs. Maijima is the one screaming, and that is expected.

"We already did, and it worked!" I say way too enthusiastically.

"And how did you test it?"

"By jumping off like the baby birds do!"

"WHAT?! ARE YOU TWO INSANE? WHAT IF ONE OF YOU DIED!?"

"That's what happens to the baby birds! If it makes you feel any better, only one of us was testing it!" Maijima takes a deep breath, and I can see Shouta in the corner of my eye twitching. It must have triggered him somewhere.

"Izuku, that barely helps when a life is on the line. Hatsume, get that off of him." She set straight to work, disappointed. Meanwhile, I'm busy defending our asses.

"You make it seem like we didn't have backup plans. We had two emergency parachutes approved by you as well as a bouncy house at the bottom in case that didn't work." Thinking about it, that last part sounds unprofessional.

"I appreciate that, but there are better ways of testing it. Hatsume, no experiments for the rest of the week. Izuku, I don't even want you in the lab for the rest of this week. No experimenting after school or anything, got it?" Mei is so sad right now, but nods.

"Yes, sir!"

Shouta cuts in, " Not at home, either." The fuck?

"But it's at home?"

" You lost my trust in being able to listen. If he says to not do it, don't do it."

"Um, that's kind of asking for it." The man wraps me in his scarf and drags me away, "BYE BYE! SEE YA LATER, ALLIGATOR!"

I can practically see the disappointment on Maijima's face as I am dragged away.

Yip, I got in trouble for a while.

That doesn't mean I stopped experimenting. I just experimented on Shouta.

I call it the "How Long Does It Take for Shouta to Get Rid of Me?" Answer: Two days. Then, he threw me with the rest of Class 1-A for the rest of the time.

Besides that, I started building bombs as soon as I was allowed free again. Too bad, Maijima keeps stalking me. Oh, I added pointy tips to the batons, so I can stab it in the ground and cause shockwaves!

There is other shit I built before the final exam, but let's be honest.

I gotta keep it a surprise!