I have slept an impressive two hours. HOO HO! Well, when I got up, Shouta was still sleeping. Boo. Now, a good Izuku would stay in his room and wait for his father/brother/something to wake up.

Obviously, that ain't me. What makes it worse is that Shouta wouldn't trust me with the backup key-card! Like, you trust me to defeat villains yet not with a key-card?! Welp, I will show him otherwise. I quickly change in the bathroom and grab my bag before leaving the room because I have a target in mind. However, I need supplies. Before I continue further, I opened my bag to pull out a shutdown CAT.

Yes, I brought CAT with me. I'm not willing to go around without it. I just can't use it in hero work. Oh, and CAT got some significant upgrades that I will leave for a surprise. Still, there is no difference physically beside it being all black instead of white as white shows dirt. Besides, black looks cool on it, especially with the blue eyes it has. I turn on CAT, and off we go to the nearest Walmart with GPS! I keep getting strange looks, probably because I have a robot cat beside me.

When we enter, I head straight to the dessert section for doughnuts (donut for those picky asses) for breakfast(lunch, but fuck that. I want doughnuts). I pick them up prepacked as those are trust-worthy before heading to two more sections of the store, but I will leave that for a surprise as well. Lots of surprises today! Anyway, after a friendly visit to Walmart, I headed back to the hotel because that is where my final destination is.

No, I'm not delivering doughnuts to Shouta. He can go find me if he wants one. Thankfully the room is open, and I enter with a broad grin.

The indoor pool!

Too bad, I never learned to swim! Welp now is the time to do it! The good news is nobody is here, which means I can drown! Okay, that last one may be way too enthusiastic with the actual message.

OH FUCKING WELL!

I head to the changing room and change from my boring PJs to black swimming trunks, revealing the hot abs that I keep hiding from everybody and DEM LEGS, OHHHHH YESSSSSS! I step out with my towels. I sit on the edge, letting my feet touch the cozy warm water. I pull out a floatie, opening the package, and have CAT blow it up as it had a pump in it. I knew I would need it eventually, but not for this stupid of a reason. I leave the rest of the stuff sitting.

It took ten minutes to blow it up, but I guess that is expected for I got the biggest one. I throw it in the water, grab my thankfully over-protected phone for my overprotective ass, and jump on it. Now, what is the floatie you may be asking?

Just to mess with Shouta, I brought a floatie in the shape of an alcohol bottle. It surprises me what they sell in stores. What's worse? The brand of alcohol is Lust.

Yip, God, you can come to pick me up now.

No?

Fine then, fuck you too, God.

I enjoy the floatie for a moment. Then, I force it towards the shallow side of the pool and get off, leaving my phone on the float. I'm going to learn to fucking swim even if it drowns me.

---

Guess who is swimming, mother fuckers?

YIP, IT'S YOUR BOY IZUKU HERE! Actually, it's not hard at all. It's relaxing. It's funny that people think I don't know what that word means, but I do. It just rarely happens. Anyway, I was floating around, minding my own business, when my phone starts pinging nonstop.

Oh yeah, Shouta exists. I swim over and hop on top of my floatie before checking over the messages. First, there are individual messages to me.

Shouta's Messages

Shouta: Izuku, where are you?

Shouta: You were supposed to say here, not go cause trouble.

Shouta: Damn it, where are you?

Those were just two minutes ago. Then, he messaged the group chat!

'Squad' Group Chat

Hobo: Have either of you gotten messages from Izuku?

Miccy: Nope.

Womanizer: No, why?

Hobo: He was not in the hotel room when I woke up, and I need to make sure he isn't taking over the world yet. He also figured out that I put a tracking device on his phone and hacked it to say 'the wrong man to be stalking.'

Of course, I did, you dipwad. What do you expect? I want my freedom, bitch!

Womanizer: Sho, he not doing that until after he becomes a pro-hero. Also, that seems a bit far to put a tracking device on him. You deserve it.

Hobo: I don't care. He probably did the same thing to me. Where would he go?

Shouta, I did not. I don't go that far. It's only in your damn costume

Miccy: What does the hotel have?

Hobo: Indoor breakfast and an indoor pool. That's it.

Miccy: He has to be either of those places because I deny he would leave you alone for too long. He's horrible at directions after all, and you two are overprotective of each other. Did he leave you a note?

Hobo: Please, he never leaves behind a screw, let alone a note.

Yeah, the last two statements by both men are entirely valid.

Womanizer: Sho, go look for him in the hotel. If he's not there, that's when you worry.

I guess I can stop his worrying.

Divorce Exists: Chill the fuck out. Yes, I left to go to Walmart to pick up doughnuts if you would like one. You have to come down to the pool, though.

Miccy: Doughnut? Donut.

Divorce Exists: Just go screw already.

With that, I get off my phone because I see Shouta running in, calming down.

"What the hell, Izuku?! Couldn't you have stayed there!?" He screams, it echoing in the whole room. Good news, I have a backup plan. I may or may not have brought a water-gun, and I may or may not have it on me right now, and I may or may not have shot Shouta with water. He glares at me hard.

"We both know I would have woken you up, so I wanted you to rest." The truth, go ask God. Actually, he would lie. Welp, damn. Nobody to vouch for me. He sighs. Shouta rolls up his pink pajama bottoms and sits at the edge to put his feet in.

"I appreciate that. However, I would rather wake up with you in the room to make sure you were not kidnapped or some shit."

"We both know nobody wants my ass." I see a woman coming in with her child, but after seeing the mess of us, she guides the child away. Reality check.

"I don't care because I do care about you."

"Is this the weird confession scene in every movie?"

". . .I hate this fucking family." SHOUTA CAN MEME?! Well, he ripped me off.

"I saved your ass, thank you very much. Also, that line has been taken by yours truly! Oh, and I brought you some swim trunks if you would like to-"

"No. You would get us kicked out if I got in. And probably tease for how you are. Now, where are the doughnuts?" Damn, rude man. I point to the bags. He walks over, grabbing a doughnut before sitting back on the edge and eating, " How many hours of sleep did you get?"

"Two." He looks up, surprised.

"You still need more, but I'm glad you got some. You're still growing. It doesn't help you're shorter than normal."

"I don't need to be reminded of my height now."

"You do. You also need to be reminded that you are human, not a robot."

"Tell that to Iida, not me! He literally moves like one!"

"Yet, you are friends with a robot cat."

"You like CAT."

"They tried to book you a trip to America."

"Free vacation from me?"

"You would ruin them."

"What are you talking about? They were ruined the moment to voted Trump in."

"Don't get into the political junk. It's too early."

"It's lunchtime, you old man."

"Hard hit." Shouta sarcastically states before noticing the alcoholic floatie and sighing, " Are you trying to get me sent to jail?"

"I can break you out."

"I rather not be a man on the run with an idiot child."

"In case you haven't noticed, I'm on the same level as Nezu."

"That's the surprising part."

"Have you seen what I built? I started building shit off of Big Hero 6 mate!" I may or may not be building the nanobots.

"Whatever. We have patrol tonight, so make sure everything for you is charged and filled."

"Have to do those air-tanks eventually."

"Do it now while I'm out of the room. I am going to Starbucks, but you're locking yourself in the room first. I don't trust you outside the room. Come on, out of the pool."

"BUT DAD!"

"Jesus Christ, I will get you hot cocoa if you get out now."

"DEAL!" I get out quickly, grab my stuff, head to the room with CAT, and Shouta following after me. The moment I enter, he sighs.

"Fine, I will be back in twenty minutes. Stay out of trouble." With that, he leaves, locking the door behind him.

Welp, time to charge, and reload.

---

Alright, so I did my job of charging all my shit. That took five minutes.

So what do I do for the rest of the time? We should all know.

"Hell! (Hell), What the matter with your head, head!"

Yes, I'm singing bitches.

"Hell! (Hell), What the matter with your mind and your sign and a ohohoh!"

"Hell! (Hell), Nothin the matter with your head baby find it, come on and find it!"

"Hell, with it baby cause you're fun and you're mine and you look so divine!"

"COME AND GET YOUR LOVE!"

"COME AND GET YOUR LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE!"

"COME AND GET YOUR LOVE!"

Well, too bad it gets cut off.

"Seriously, Izuku? I can hear you screaming from two floors down. I'm surprised we aren't kicked out yet." Says Shouta, the gawd damn party ruiner. Though two floors? Damn, I'm impressed!

"I don't know what you expect anymore."

"I should have dropped my standards a long time ago."

"Damn, harsh."

"That's how life feels with you around."

"But you have Hizashi's dick to balance it out if you would just accept that you two love each other." I am reminding everyone that I have no mute button or censor button.

"..."

"..."

"What the actual hell, Izuku?"

"I'm trying to solve the world's problems here! You're just not accepting it!"

"I don't think me being single is part of the world's problems. I think it falls towards, I don't know, poverty and stuff like that?"

"You start with the problems that can actually be fixed first."

". . . I'm taking a nap to forget this. I know I can't keep you in here, so stay in the building. If I find out that you leave the building again, I will force you to cuddle with me for a week when I want."

"Creepy."

"I'm your guardian, so it's fine. You're unstable anyway; therefore, it works."

"Fine, fine, let's go, CAT. We're going back to the pool."

With my alcoholic floatie and CAT, we headed back to the pool for the rest of the day. For some reason, nobody came to join me.

It's fucking lonely in here, damn it.

---

Welp, after a full day in the pool, it's time to fuck up some more dumbasses! However, it's quiet AF. Like really fucking quiet.

"Eraserhead, something has got to be going on or about to happen," I tell Shouta through the helmet.

"I know. Hopefully, it ain't too bad." He responds as we roof hop. Thankfully, I can hop without wasting gas so I can only use them for fighting so yay! Or when Shouta decides to be a damn show-off with his scarf. Dipwad.

"I wonder if that means Stain is going to be out tonight."

"I deny anybody, but he would know. He works alone, remember?"

"He ain't going to be able to work alone for much longer if he wants to spread his message."

Just when I think it's going to be a comfortable night, we hear an explosion to our left. We dash over to see mass destruction with a Nomu fucking at the subway system. I quickly notice that it looks different from the other Nomu we have seen.

"Gawd damn it!"