Meow, bitches.

Okay, so I got the leash off because Shouta can't watch over me because I hang with Nezu a majority of the time. However, I still have the collar on.

"Is the collar over the fireworks?" Nezu asks, amused by the sight as I sit across from him.

"Yep. We doing anything interesting today?" I ask. Mainly, Nezu and I work on analysis of different heroes along with villains. As it turns out, this is a part-time job because the rat sends the findings I make to the station. Good thing, I sign them! Now, usually, it's quirks. However, we have been working on body-language and personality.

I apparently suck at it. It makes sense when my job is to make people uncomfortable. Sometimes, I even turn into his own personal slave. Once again, it makes sense with his shitty past.

"In my opinion, yes."

"So no, got it."

"No need to be so stubborn! You have become very good at analyzing people in every way possible, even if it needs to be worked on, you can do it efficiently. I decided that we need to expand that. You will be analyzing places today!" Oh fuck.

"That's going to be horrible. I only pick up on details if I'm cleaning, and that's when I'm not angry cleaning. I also suck at directions."

"I think you're better than you believe. However, there is something else I need to tell you, " That piques my curiosity, "Due to your quirkless status, nobody is willing to accept you for internships. Not even the ones that extended offers to us for the other students." What the fuck?

"Flipping great. I bet five dollars if we put a fake quirk down, no matter how bad it is, they will extend the offer." That gets Nezu to laugh.

"The truth is that you're right. That is why you're aiming to change it, remember? We did manage to get you an internship, meaning you have no choice but to be with them."

"Alright, who is it?" As long as it isn't someone too big, I don't mind.

"Eraserhead." Oh fuck.

"SHOUTA!? DID HE EVEN WILLINGLY AGREE!?" I screech.

"Actually, he was the one who brought it up. He said he can watch over you in case you do something stupid. You both know each other's battle-styles, giving you both an advantage."

"I think that means he's going to kill me, so his battle-style remains good."

"Nonsense! You get along better than most would believe!"

"When I was drugged up, maybe. Sober? Uh..."

"I will have your funeral planned."

"Fuck that I want a party. Extra wine. Bury me with a bottle." Nezu sighs.

"I'll make a note of that. Just don't haunt me if the place doesn't allow me."

"I already planned on haunting Shouta if he doesn't fucking take Hizashi." That seems to catch the rat's attention.

"You believe they are taking too long, too?" Oh, Nezu, my rat boy.

"Yes. If I die before I get out of UA and they're not together, I'm haunting them till they do. If not, I'm forcing them in bed."

"I know you would. At least I have someone to watch the show with. Humans are fascinating. Anyway, enough talking! Time to work!" God damn it.

---

"You know, Izuku? It's almost impressive how far away you got from your target place." Nezu tells me. The rat is in his Stuart Little car, asking me to lead him to a restaurant that I have never been to before as I walk beside him on the sidewalk. Turns out, I'm thirty minutes away from my destination and an hour away from UA.

"You have GPS in your car, use it," I tell him grumpily. I had no idea where he was going, so I added it just in case.

"Nope! I'm curious how you are going to get out of this problem." It doesn't help that he took my phone. Throughout the whole ride, he had me analyze my surroundings accurately, and it sucks. Maybe that is why I'm stuck here. It doesn't help that people are giving us strange looks because there is a rat in a car and me with cat ears and tail that are obviously fake. Then, a brilliant idea comes to mind.

"Hey, there's the old stripper bar I used to work at!"

"Yeah...come along, child!" Nezu zooms off, and I smirk, running after him. Thankfully, he leads me to a recognizable area, " Of course you would make a bad joke to get out."

"It's not a joke. I did use to work there. Why do you think I'm in such good shape? That's how I made my money!"

"I should really get you a therapist."

"Yeah, fuck no. Can we just go back to UA?"

"Based on your performance while describing all the area, yes. However, we seriously need to work on your sense of direction."

"Isn't that what GPS is for?"

"Without GPS."

"I could just ask someone for help."

"That is true. However, we need you to be able to get to places with directions."

"Whatever."

---

So Nezu and I made it back somehow, and he decided he's done with my shit, so he kicked me out of his office. This leads to me having to find the Teacher's lounge, walking in to find Nemuri at her desk, and Shouta sleeping.

Obviously, I'm going to talk to Nemuri.

"Izuku, what up? What got you out this time?" I sit on the floor beside her chair as she works. I still don't know how she gets to work in a literal dom outfit, but that's off-topic.

"I got Nezu, and I lost in town. I really suck at directions and locations."

"How badly?"

"The location we were supposed to go to was five minutes away. I got us thirty minutes away." Nemuri bursts out laughing.

"How do you end up that far away!?"

"I don't know. Nezu didn't let me use GPS either. The thing that saved me is I told him that we were right next to the stripper bar I worked at, and he zoomed off to a familiar location." She struggles to catch her breath.

"You're telling me that you, a fucking genius, can't get around?"

"Basically, yes. Screw you Nemmy, I have to have a shitty down-side somewhere."

"That's what your attitude problem is for. Also, Nemmy?"

"That attitude problem is amazing, and you love it! I thought it was a cute nickname."

"Truth. I'll let you if you let me call you Zuzu."

"Zuku."

"Zuzu."

"Zuku."

That conversation cut off quickly by Shouta.

"You two shut the fuck up. Izuku, why are you here?" I think I'm having an influence on him because he's been cursing more recently. He's trying to limit himself, I can tell, but failing at times.

"Nezu's done with my shit." Honesty is the key to friendship. Even blunt honesty.

"We really need to stimulate you or else you're going to start real trouble. Come over here." I sigh, standing up and walking over to the caterpillar on the couch.

"Damn. It's not like I'm going to destroy the world or something."

"That is exactly what you could and would do. Now sit beside the couch and be a cat."

"Isn't this traumatizing to a kid?"

"The second time we met, you decided to prove you were an adult by pulling out a cigarette and smoking it right in front of me. You were drunk the first time. I think you can handle being a cat." I sit down and lean against the couch when I feel a hand in my hair. My weakness!

"Isn't this weird? You're supposed to be my teacher."

"We can probably get away with saying you're my little brother."

"Bull shit. Two opposite of the scales. Nemmy is more of a possibility than you. We can say that where I get my fantastic flirting skills from her."

"Except their shit."

"I have a body to show off."

"You're self-conscious."

"Get out the pole, Nemmy!"

"Yes, sir!" Nemuri responds, chuckling darkly.

"Fuck no, problem child. Nemuri, no." Shouta growls at both of us, him gripping my hair that I have to rip his hand away from.

"Fine, but I'm still saying no one would believe us," I state, and Nemuri nods with me in agreement.

"Whatever. They are in class anyway. Every teacher knows about our relationship." The hand returns on my fluffy curls, causing me to relax some as he gently massages my poofy hair. I close my eyes, leaning against the couch silently, "Kid?" I hum, and I hear shuffling behind me," Hold up, are you falling asleep from just that?"

"...no..."

"Oh my gosh, you really are a cat."

"Meow, bitch. Fuck off, you pussy." Yeah, that's all slurred. I can't even take him seriously right now.

"Still a brat got it."

Turns out, I fall asleep. I swear I heard something along the lines of 'I finally found a way to get him to sleep' but oh well.

---

When I wake up, I still feel a hand on my head that I gently remove while hearing clicking sounds. I look up, glaring at Nemuri and Hizashi.

"Sorry, but it was so cute!" The two exclaim.

"Whatever." I check the time on my phone, realizing it's time for the support class. I get up, grab my bag, and leave without another word. I know when to bite my tongue. However, I have a new idea for my costume that I would like to work on as I walk straight in. I drop my bag at my station and pull out blue-prints.

"Oh! Izuku, what do you got there!?" Mei runs over to me when she notices the blue-prints, "Same suit but made of rubber? Upgrade to the batons? There's something else that isn't written, isn't there?" I can see Power-Loader sweating in the distance with Mei and me together.

It's fucking hilarious.

"Of course, there is! I waste all my energy looking for exploits in every nook and cranny! I need your help with the final part because it's based off one of your inventions, so after school?"

"After school!"

Power-Loader seems to be panicking.

I don't know what else he should expect. Good kids?

Please! God threw us down here for a reason!

---

I'm Fucking Bored So I Created This Chat

Izuku changed their username to 'Queen Bitch.'

Iida: Change your name back this instance! That is inappropriate!

Queen Bitch changed Iida's username to 'Sanic.'

Sanic: Why?

Kaminari: It's funny that Izuku can meme.

Queen Bitch: I am the memes, son. They are the drug that I can't have anymore because I'm clean.

Ashido: I just realized something. Why are our sentences being auto-corrected?

Queen Bitch: Oh yeah! I made a program that auto-corrects everything because I'm a goddamn perfectionist!

Ashido: You're that smart?

Queen Bitch: Sadly. Now, more important shit. Would anyone believe me if I said that Aizawa was my older brother?

Kaminari: No.

Ashido: No.

Sero: No.

Kirishima: No.

Jiro: No.

Hagakure: No.

Queen Bitch: I can assume everyone here is in agreement?

Ashido: Yeah, darling! But why do you ask?

Ashido changed their username to 'Alien Queen.'

Queen Bitch: Aw, we match! Anyway, Aizawa says otherwise because he is still treating me like a damn feline. Like damn, I can make you a CAT you old man.

Uraraka changed their username to 'Uravity.'

Uravity: That's why you aren't in the cafeteria! I was wondering why!

Sanic: Is that really a way to talk about your teacher?

Queen Bitch: I failed ethics class, remember?

Momo: How do you fail ethics class?

Queen Bitch: Apparently, you can't start your greeting with 'Hi Bitch!' or push someone down the stairs because of 'Social Darwinism.'

Momo: That...makes sense. What's Social Darwinism?

Queen Bitch: It's an ideology created by Herbert Spencer that states that if you help the weaker people in society, then society itself will grow weak. For example, you don't support the poor. You tell them to figure it out themselves.

Sanic: That's...controversial...

Queen Bitch: Depends how sympathetic you are.

Kirishima: Speaking of sympathetic, I was wondering if I can let Bakubro on? I understand why Mineta is not here, and Bakubro is for your sake, but please?

Queen Bitch: *Sigh* Fine.

Queen Bitch has added Bakugo to the chat.

Bakugo: Who the fuck is 'Queen Bitch'?

Queen Bitch: Me, you pussy! :D

Bakugo: Take that back, Deku, or I will send you out of this world!

Queen Bitch: You think I haven't tried? I'm not scared of your pussy ass now!

Bakugo: Where the fuck is Deku?

Kaminari: It's almost impressive how quickly those two can fight.

Uravity: Izuku isn't in the cafeteria.

Sanic: Bakugo, sit back down!

Bakugo: Shut up, four-eyes!

Tsu: This is what I mean by a bad attitude.

Bakugo: Frog!

Queen Bitch: Oh, this is hilarious to watch!

Momo: I thought you just said you weren't in the cafeteria.

Queen Bitch: I'm not. I hacked the camera to watch.

Sanic: You have so many skills. Yet, you use it for this.

Queen Bitch: I'm not given enough opportunities to show it off, unlike you guys. And I get bored easily.

Sanic: Do you do this with your parents?

Queen Bitch: Um, my dad ditched me because I'm quirkless. My mom kind of gave up trying to correct my language and my attitude towards people. However, she realized that I know when to shut up, so she has learned to trust me in that case. She supports me when she can, and I accept that. Due to how troublesome I am, I spend most of my time with my guardian. To an extent, yes. I mean, I don't do it to him if he is tired, but otherwise, yes. Most of the time, it's feeding or cleaning his place because he sucks at that.

Queen Bitch: It's more about taking care of him even though we fight always, there's somehow friendship. I care about him, but that's all I'm going to say.

Uravity: Awe, that's so cute! Well, the rest. Not the first part.

Kaminari: My dad has a heart.

Sanic: That's...actually meaningful. I guess I underestimated you.

Queen Bitch: Everyone does that. I can speak seriously if I need to as proven at the Sports Festival.

Momo: Speaking of the Sports Festival, it was genius with how you spoke.

Queen Bitch: I needed everyone to hear my reasoning, simple as that.

Sanic: You actually were able to control yourself rather well. That means you have some self-control. You don't express it.

Queen Bitch: Why would I? That's boring!

Alien Queen: Bakugo is wandering around the building looking for you.

Queen Bitch: If he finds me, he has to deal with Aizawa because I'm with him. Apparently, I need to be a vigilant cat. Like that exists!

Bakugo: Damn it, Deku! Fight me!

Queen Bitch: Alright.

Too bad, Shouta noticed me getting up and tugged on my leash.

"Bitch, I have another bitch to fight," I respond. I can beat his ass easy.

"We have been sitting here doing nothing. How can that trigger a fight? You're not even supposed to fight in school."

"Shit."

Back to chat.

Queen Bitch: Where are we fighting?

Sanic: You two can't be serious.

Queen Bitch: BITCH, WE ARE!

Bakugo: CAFETERIA, NOW!

Queen Bitch changed Bakugo's username to McSposion.

Queen Bitch: Heading there now.

McSplosion: You fucking bitch!

Welp.

"Dadzashi! I need your help with something!" Thankfully, everybody eats in the room.

"What up, kid?" Hizashi walks over, bending down to match me like I'm a fucking child.

"I need you to blast music again and a microphone."

"AW, YOU SINGING!?" Thankfully, I ruined my hearing already.

"Izuku, no. Whatever you are thinking, no." Shouta declares. I feel the leash tug again. I undo it, dash out while grabbing Hizashi's hand, and barely avoiding scarves.

"TO MY OFFICE!"

"RUN FASTER AND WE MIGHT MAKE IT!"

Don't worry, we did. He has a lock on the door with reasoning. Hizashi goes behind his desk, hooking up the microphone to the neck thing with Bluetooth while I go to his private bathroom (make-up room) to fix my hair and steal some of his clothes.

"Izuku, what are you doing?"

"So, the deal is I'm supposed to be fighting Bakugo. Too bad, I don't feel like fighting him. I was originally going to flirt with him, but...I have a better idea." I throw clothes at him.

"Another prank?"

"Yeah...Wait, I have another idea. Mind letting another student in here and borrow clothes?"

"No problem. Who are you letting in?"

"You will see." I pull out my phone to text someone.

Izuku: Hey, you willing to get in trouble?

Unknown: Sure!

Izuku: Alright, here is the location and what you need to bring...

To be continued because I'm a dramatic bitch!

---

So before you leave me, I just want to say I am lonely. Therefore, I made a Discord channel, so if, for some reason, you want to talk to a bullshit of a human, you can speak to me! 

COMFORT ME PLEASE!

Edit 7/20/2020
The server is no longer just for the When All Hell Breaks Loose, but for MHA in general, but you still need to get in through this link. The only way to get in is through the link below.

Please, for the love of whoever the fuck is looking down upon us, read the rules, channel guidelines, and role guidelines so you won't be completely lost. It explains everything you need to know that I can't here without making it a mess.

Finally, anything discussed in this book is discussed here. That means cursing, top and bottoms, and other disturbing topics Izuku deals with are here. It can go far at times, so just a warning.

With all that out of the way, see you!

If you want to join the server, message Virus#4112 and tell me the reason why.