Apparently, the two dipwads beside me have work as flipping teachers, and we spent the night dancing our lives away. That means we were sore and walking into UA as someone has to watch over me for some reason. Surprisingly, only Nemuri is tired because Hizashi and I are boundless balls of energy, though Hizashi is a tiny bit slower. I, on the other hand, am used to this because I don't know what sleep is. Before Shouta figures out that I'm here, I head to the support course classroom to find Power-loader. When I enter, he is on the computer doing something when he notices me and turns around.

"How did you get in here?" He asks. Might as well make a joke on this.

"Flew over the gate with CAT."

"We would have gotten a notification." Damn.

"Good to know. The actual truth is I came with Nemuri and Hizashi."

"Why?"

"Shouta kicked me out for reasons, so they picked me up and protected me!"

"I probably don't want to know why. Does Nezu even know you're here?"

"He's the one who let me in! He gave me 24/7 access since I figured out how to hack through without triggering the alarms. That way, he knows if I am here or not."

"My God, you're a handful..."

"I know! Now, I would like to finish that car before Shouta figures out I'm here and starts telling me all the problems I already know."

"Just don't do anything stupid."

"Um, that's a lot to ask."

"Izuku, just say yes before I kick you out."

"Yes, Power-Loader. You're lucky Mei isn't here, or we would be causing trouble."

"I know. Wait, Mei? Given names already?" I moved to work on the car, continuing to work on the final details, making sure everything works.

"Already? We get along fucking great. Happened after the Sports Festival."

"I know, but it leads me to suspect there is something more to your relationship then exploding my lab."

"Um, we constantly risk our lives with our wacky inventions together. I think that's a good enough reason. Not that I wouldn't date her if that is what you're wondering. She's awesome, and I can get along with her easily without my censorship." The truth. She would be a badass girlfriend to have.

"Probably because neither of you know limitations?"

"You know you like us and hate us."

"Brat. I'm glad I only have to deal with you after and during class. I feel sorry for Aizawa."

"I can't be that bad. Can I test this?"

"In the testing room, yes. Also, you really are that bad."

"Y'all know how to lower my ego."

"You need it." Damn him. I move the car to the room before lowering it on the ground and pressing the button. Alright, it started. I thankfully made a remote because nobody can fit that but Nezu. I start testing all the features, making sure nothing explodes like my life. It looks like a badass kid's car with all the features. I made it a smooth sliver with a whole bunch of white lighting coming from the fenders and underneath. Instead of standard rubber, I made it with a special kind I figured out so it would not leave streaks on the floor or lose grip. The other difference is it only goes 25 mph instead of the max speed mph because, apparently, that's too fast. I was going to do 40, but that was pushing it also. Everything works! Power-loader adds to his previous statement, " Okay, maybe I was overdoing the ego comment. This is very well done."

"Thank you! Now, can I take it to Nezu?"

"Go ahead. Don't destroy the place."

---

"OH NEZU, I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU!" I walk on in with the car following behind me. Nezu hops down from his desk with a glint in his eye, skittering over to the car. I never did describe what the vehicle is, did I? Well, you know that Stuart Little movie? For those who don't, it is about a rat who acts human. The thing is, the rat can drive. It drives a toy red convertible car.

Yes, I made my rat principle a car that will reference the movie, and I deny he will get it. In fact, most students won't get it. If someone does, they are probably American. Amongst the teachers, the only teacher who MIGHT get it is Hizashi, and that's if our connection runs that deep.

If it does, I'm moving in with him.

"Izuku, what a pleasant surprise! I'm shocked you got it done so quickly." Nezu states, and he looks over.

"That is called underestimating my abilities. Everything is good to go as I have already tested everything. You should have no problems unless you run it out of the window. At that point, it's your fault, and I will silently leave."

"May I asked what inspired your design?" Damn, he knew something was up.

"Google."

"More specific?"

"Searching badass cars." It works for now.

"Okay." Nezu opens the door, getting in as I whisper to CAT to record because the headset I decided to wear was just more convenient, even if it keeps telling me I'm depressed or something. Now, I look less awkward getting a recording of the real deal Stuart Little. Nezu does not waste time as he zooms out of the office while laughing like a fucking maniac. I can include myself in that final statement because I recreated one of the best movies. I run out of the room with CAT following, but he is already out of my sight.

"CAT, follow Nezu." I made sure to put GPS in case we ever need to recover his body from the car. With a meow, CAT starts running off very quickly. It has to switch to wheels to keep up. With that, I try to keep up.

Too bad I'm not as fast without wheels. Thankfully, I can hear laughter echoing from the hallway, and I catch up to find Hizashi leaning against the wall holding his chest. When I approach, letting CAT deal with the rest, Hizashi lifts me into a hug, spinning me around.

"YOU ARE A GENIUS!" Hizashi screams.

"Do you get the reference?"

"OF COURSE!"

"I'm moving in with you now." A secret joke among besties now in the form of besties' boss.

"Plenty of room!" Of course. Then, the demon shows up.

"IZUKU MIDORIYA! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"

"UM, NO THANK YOU!" I screech as I dash off.

"DON'T WORRY, I WILL PROTECT YOU!" Hizashi yells in my direction.

"STAY SAFE!" Not like he will with a demon, but the sentiment is there. I find the nearest bathroom and hide in the stall once more. Now, I would text my squad, but I don't want to risk them in case they are in a battle, so I made a new group chat.

Izuku created 'I'm Fucking Bored So I Created This' chat.

Izuku added Uraraka, Iida, Kirishima, and 14 others.

Iida: Change that name immediately!

Izuku: Um, we aren't in school?

Iida: You still should not have any cursing!

Izuku kicked Iida from the chat for 'being fucking annoying' for ten minutes.

Izuku: How is everybody's day?!

Uraraka: Great now that you messaged. I was getting bored!

Momo: Izuku, how did you get my number? Actually, how did you get any of our numbers because I deny you have all of them?

Izuku: I know what you are thinking. No, I didn't hack every phone company to get your numbers. I got them from the list with our numbers that we were supposed to fill out. I happened to remember them.

Kaminari: Can you even do that?

Izuku: I can, son. Would you like me to teach you?

Kaminari: Yes, please, daddy!

Jiro: That is just creepy.

Kaminari: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND OUR RELATIONSHIP!

Izuku: /\ WHAT HE SAID!

Jiro: We don't need two Kaminaris here. One is enough.

Izuku: He took after his daddy.

Kaminari: /\ What he said.

Tsu: Who is not here? You left two people out.

Izuku: On purpose. Bakugo and Mineta.

Ashido: I get Mineta; he's a pervert. I don't get Bakugo.

Izuku: I think it's pretty apparent, sweetheart.

Ashido: Flirting with me now to distract me?! I think not!

Izuku: Um, the two of us don't get along. Also, yes.

Uraraka: They are fated rivals!

Izuku: /\ What she said.

Tsu: How long have you two known each other for, Izuku?

Izuku: The moment I came out of my mother's womb!

Tsu: TMI.

Everyone in the group likes Tsu's comment except Izuku.

Kirishima: Then, why does he hate you so much if you have known each other for so long?

Izuku: Um, because I'm better than him? Because I'm aggravating? Because I'm quirkless? There are a lot of factors involved. I was worse as a kid. I was a hero fanboy, and I thought he was the best boy ever. Then I realized that he was a jackass and started rebelling. And that is how I became who I am today!

Uraraka: Izuku, that's sad.

Izuku: If I die, you know what to put in my biography. Enough about me, what is everybody doing?

Urarka: Texting. There is nothing to do!

Kirishima: Dying my hair.

Izuku: Wait, your hair not naturally red? It looks like it belongs!

Kirishima: Thanks! No, it's black.

Izuku: Red suits you. Next person.

Kaminari: Playing pokemon!

Izuku: Irony.

Sero: Looking up tape.

Jiro: Listening to music.

Ojiro: Hanging around.

Sato: Making cookies.

Izuku: Bitch, send me some.

Sato: I can send you an address to come pick some up if you help me with something.

Izuku: Depends, what is it?

Sato: You have to come help make some.

Izuku: I can do that, sweets. That will have to wait because I am hiding from a demon.

Tokoyami: You should let it in.

Izuku: Anybody else, and I would. It's Aizawa.

Kirishima: Bro, what did you do?!

Izuku: I made Nezu a car. So if you see him zoom past you when you come back, that's why.

Momo: Are you at UA?

Izuku: Yip! Hiding in the bathroom as I did in middle school! Why?

Iida is officially back online in the chat.

Iida: Izuku, why are you at UA!?

Izuku: I needed Nezu to test the car. He lets me in!

Iida: You are a rebellious child. Aizawa wants you for something!

Izuku: For making Nezu a car that he himself asked for!? Off my case, mate, or you will learn nothing!

Iida: I can report this to the school.

Izuku: This is a private chatroom. Make a school chatroom if you want that. I invited you to be friendly, mate.

Iida: Fine, but no bullying or cursing!

Izuku: Fuck.

Iida: IZUKU!

Kaminari: My daddy a bad boy!

Izuku: True that, son.

Kaminari: Wait, whose mommy?

Izuku: Um, I would say Midnight; however, that would be weird. Uraraka would be my second choice, but I see her as a sister, so Ashido? She can relate to our bullshit.

Ashido: YAS! Does that mean we are husband and wife?

Izuku: As long as I don't have to buy the ring.

Ashido: You don't.

Izuku: Yes, then.

Ashido: Where are you so we can officiate this shit!?

Iida: I hope you two are kidding. You are both too young! Kaminari can't be your son Izuku!

Izuku: You really don't understand. WE HAVE TO OFFICIATE FAMILY IN CLASS 1-A!

Todoroki: So many conspiracies.

Uraraka: What are the family relations?! I'm curious now!

Hagakure: Me too!

Jiro: Wow, he really planned this out. He is still typing.

Izuku: Iida would be the overbearing father. Momo would be the overprotective mother. I would be that one person who gets sent to jail for drugs or something. Uraraka would be the sister best friend. Ashido would be my badass wife who can deal with our shit. Shoji, Sato, Tokoyami would be the cool uncles. Tsu could be the aunt along with Jiro. Kaminari, Kirishima, and Sero would be Ashido's and I's kids. Aoyama would be the gay cousin, Ojiro would be the normal cousin and Todoroki would keep away from us. Hagakure could be the cool cousin that does the ridiculous stuff with us. Koda would be the precious cinnamon roll of the family. Bakugo is the brother you always fight with, and Mineta...I'm not going to include him.

Hagakure: So cool, yet strange in some places.

Koda: \('\/')/

Izuku: Koda, you are precious. I need more time with ya'll to determine more accurate places even though we suffered a villain attack together! :D

Uraraka: That makes sense!

Izuku: Oh shit, come by UA in front of it by eight tonight if you have a chance. I have a plan! I got to go start setting it up so later!

Iida: IZUKU!

Izuku is offline.

---

You know, maybe I do have too much free time on my hands. Nemuri just texted me that Shouta went to take a nap so I can get out and either escape or do my plans.

I'm going with option number two. Back to the support room!

"Kid, you should be running. Not hanging around!" Power-loader states as I enter. I head immediately to my section of the lab, " I don't like where this is going."

"You can't do anything about it when I bring my own stuff."

"That's the problem!" Fuck him. I only have an hour to do this. I grab a bag I snuck in and leave the room, leaving a confused Power-loader sensei. I run towards specific locations, setting something down (it's a surprise, bitch), and running off again, all in the fields. I have to be more of a dick to Shouta still after what he did to me. Nezu will agree with me absolutely...maybe. Either that or questioning how I got those in the school. Good thing the principal likes a sociopath! I'll probably be kicked out permanently, but Hizashi loves me, so that's fine. I have everything planned and set up for tonight. I escape the school by that point. Then, I get a call.

I AIN'T GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL, YALL NOT GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

https://youtu.be/S-0IlzpKfQw

Only one person has that ringtone. I answer.

"What up, Shouta?"

"I will apprehend you for this later. Right now, look nice because we are going to your mother's place. We are meeting up because I need a break from you. Be there." The call ends. Oh yeah, the chat! This should go great! Then I can invite them to UA to watch the destruction.

---

Now, I should include the meeting between Shouta and Mom. However, I'm too damn lazy for my own good, and so I'm going to brief you because it's boring as shit. We met at six o'clock with Shouta glaring at me every chance he could like the dipwad he is. At least I can appreciate him looking good.

I don't want to see what happens after this.

Anyway, we go in and start chatting up about how I act, what to do, and all that jazz. When I mean me, I mean Shouta and Mom because I'm ignored due to being the one talked about. You do you. By the time we are done, it's seven thirtyish.

"Hey, Aizawa, Mom, want to go on a walk with me?" They shoot each other suspicious looks before nodding, and we get our shoes on and head out. Where do I lead them?

Straight to UA, where most of Class 1-A stands in front of the gate. The only ones not there are Mineta and Bakugo, which is expected. A minute before 8.

"Izuku, what are you doing?" Shouta asks with a dark tone. Without a response, I dash off to the class.

"Heyo, kiddies!" I announce my presence. Uraraka runs up to hug me, and I hug her back reluctantly along with my son Kaminari. I'll need to take a bleach bath later. I'm glad I have some self-control.

"Hey, bro! I thought you were tricking us for a little while there! Why are we here?" His question gets answered as I pull them all back, and we hear shooting from the inside.

Then fireworks.

Red, white, and blue fireworks scatter around the whole campus, and I smirk.

"HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY BITCHES!" I yell, echoing through the whole neighborhood. Momo sighs.

"Izuku, it's not even July."

"WELP, IT IS IN THE REAL WORLD! JUST APPRECIATE IT!" I grin the other students watching in awe.

"When did you get a chance to set this up!?" Iida asks, him chopping the air.

"After our chat."

"YOU SAID IT WAS A PRIVATE CHAT!"

"CHILL IT!" You know, part of the genius plan is Shouta can't approach me because he doesn't want his students to see him look professional.

I'm a bloody genius in all the wrong places.

"IZUKU, I WILL BE SURPRISED IF YOU AREN'T SUSPENDED TOMORROW!"

"I got permission from Nezu. I got it due to not cursing so much at the festival."

"You should have added music." Jiro states.

"I know! That wasn't allowed, though!" The show quickly ends because fireworks are hard to make. With my determination, I could have made a thirty-minute show. I only made a five-minute show because I am a lazy fuck.

"EVERYONE GO HOME!" Iida states, shooing everyone away.

"GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY. HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW!" With that, we all split, and I walk up to Shouta with new confidence I shouldn't have.