Mitsuki: BAKUGO, WAKE UP YOU HAVE SCHOOL 

5 year old Bakugo:FUCK SCHOOL

Mitsuki: NO I AM MARRIED AND HAVE A CHILD I MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT FUCK ANOTHER MAN 

Bakugou: HOW DO YA KNOW SCHOOL IS MALE

Mitsuki: BECAUSE LIKE MOST MEN, SCHOOL IS A WASTE OF  TIME

Bakugou: THEN WHY AM I GOING

Mitsuki: BECAUSE WE HAVE A MEETING WITH YOUR PRINCIPAL 

Bakugou: FUCK HER

Mitsuki: IM STRAIGHT YOU BRAT, NOW GET UP!!!!

Bonus:

*5 year old Kira having the exact same conversation with her mom