Prompt: The squad goes to Hogwarts.
Gotcha, Discord!
If I fuck this up, don't blame me! I have not watched the movies thoroughly in years!
Aftermath: What did I do?

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I wake up in the grass surrounded by men in dresses- I mean capes- while pointing their sticks at us. I scan the area, and I can tell you that nothing is coming to me at the moment.

"Stay down and state your business," A guy with a long grey beard says with a British accent.

Obviously, I don't give a fuck, "Depends, where am I? If I am at Walmart, I am picking shit up. If I am at the police station or UA, I am doing work. Otherwise, I have no idea unless I am here to start shit."

That's when I hear a groan beside me, "Izuku, what in the hell did you do?" I turn around to see Shouta, as well as Hizashi and Nemuri, starting to wake up and sit up.

"I did shit- wait, did I do something? Hole the phone." I take a moment to try and remember what happened before I passed out, "OH WAIT, I DID DO SOMETHING! WAIT WAIT WAIT!" I hop up, ignoring everybody until I face a recognizable building, "IT WORKED, GUYS! WE ARE IN HOGWARTS!"

"Are you telling me that your stupid experiment where you were trying to insert people in a movie actually worked?"

"Yip yip! Welcome to the world of Harry Potter, everybody!"

Hizashi instantly joins me at his feet, " Oh my gosh, I can finally go punch some assholes in the face!"

"Relatable!"

Nemuri interrupts us, "Guys, that means there's magic in this universe, and I am pretty sure they are about to hit us with said magic."

Oh shit, she right.

I face the group, and I recognize Dumbledore, Snape, and a couple of other teachers.

I raise my hands, 'Sorry to interrupt whatever the fuck you were doing. We come from a world where superpowers exist. However, we do know about magic and wizards and all that."

Dumbledore hums, "Does that mean you are wizards?"

"I mean, possibly?"

"Come with us. Snape, lead the way to my office." Snape grunts as he leads the way. The wizards surround us as we are forced into the building. Shouta grabs my shoulder and forces me back in an attempt to keep me in line, but that doesn't include my mouth.

"Hey Sho, you look just like Snape!" That earns me two glares as Snape joins as well, but I don't really care. Hizashi and Nemuri, on the other hand, start laughing while trying to move along.

When we enter the office, Dumbledore pulls out what seems to be an old wand and tries to hand it to me. However, Hizashi, being the excitable puppy he is and probably wanting to see, steps in front of me and takes it.

Dumbledore nods, "We will test this by seeing if the wand reacts to you. You need to flick it and say 'Lumos.' If the light appears at the tip, that means you are a wizard. Otherwise, we need to remove you and your memory from magic." Fuck, so we all will probably fail this.

Damn it.

Hizashi does the action and says, "Lumos!" Surprisingly enough, it works. That's interesting. Wait...fuck, I have a theory. I am hoping to God it isn't true because I will jump a cliff it is. "Nem, try this out!"

Nemuri takes the wand, and there is the same result. So far, my theory is plausible.

"Shouta, do it next," I push suddenly. Shouta looks down at me confused, but he does the same thing as the other two. Once again, the light comes on.

Now, it's my turn. I take a deep breath and flick the wand, "Lumos!"

This time, there is no result.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! IF YOU'RE QUIRKLESS, YOU'RE A MUGGLE TOO! THIS IS JUST BULLYING GOD! QUIRKS DETERMINE MAGIC!

Dumbledore glances at me with a solemn look, "I am sorry, but we need to remove you from here." Instantly, I feel myself getting shoved back. I peer up to see Shouta in front of me.

"He stays or we all go, " Shouta growls. Nemuri and Hizashi come to each side of me. There is silence. Then, Dumbledore speaks up again,

"Very well. Come along."

Well, I can tell you that we were kicked out of Hogwarts within an hour! Impressive, I know!

That doesn't stop me from complaining to the squad the entire walkout, "So because I don't have a quirk, I don't have magic! What kind of fuckery is this?!"

Hizashi pats my back, "At least it makes you unique."

"Quirk literally means 'individuality.' Quirkless means 'no individuality.' You can't tell me that being quirkless is unique when it literally means that!"

Nemuri chuckles," You have a unique personality, and we appreciate that."

"Unique makes it sound bad, though."

"Your problem you're a pessimist."

"You're not wrong!"

Shouta sighs, " We are being guided out, and you three can't take it seriously?"

"We return an hour in the experience. We're fine!"

He shakes his head.

So there's your lesson, kids! If you're quirkless, you're a muggle too!

Either way, you will have people hate you!