Prompt: Izuku downloads tiktok
This came in after the closure, but I did have this idea. Now I have an excuse to do it.
Comes from Crynch from Discord

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So I decided that I need an emergency job in case being hero does not work out.

What does that bring me to?

Becoming a famous Tik Tokker, of course! I can hack follows and likes, so it's easy peasy lemon squeezy.

After downloading Tik Tok, I ask CAT to start recording.

I have plenty of ideas.

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I walk into the teacher's long while the music plays and hop on the table to do the dance.

If yo man

On the floor?

if ain't

Let me know

Lemee see if you can SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!

I have to run to avoid that stupid scarf.

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"Guys, I think I got the booty pop!"

You can twerk while in a split, you racking up them tips

Your body rock and your booty poppin', I'm proud to call you my bitch!

"See?! You don't need a quirk to get that booty pop! You just need to dislocate your entire hip!"

"IZUKU!" Shouta screams from another room.

"Shit, gotta blast!"

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"I would just like to say that all these hoes have nothing on me. You know why?

BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT WHAT THEY ARE WEARING IS SLUTTY?! BITCH, PLEASE! I WILL FUCKING STRIP!"

And I manage to do just that but my dick. Shouta forced Nezu to delete that one sadly.

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"Today, I will be telling you everything wrong with the world? Are you ready?"

I run a far distance away from CAT.

"IT'S LITERALLY EVERYTHING!"

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"This comes from SkinnyPenis0, 'Who is the guy that always screams in the background?'

Oh, that's my bestie! He's always disappointed in me!"

"Because you do stuff like this." Shouta groans from the couch.

Nemuri attempts to cover me, "Let the boy have his fun. If he can make a career off this, I say go for it."

"He's stripped online."

"AWW, HE'S TAKING AFTER MOM SO EARLY!"

I huff, "Welp, that's a whole new story to explain."

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With some hacking, I am officially the number one Tik Tokker as Divorce Exists!

Is it wrong?

No!

If it's possible, it's legal!