Prompt - What if Izuku was taken while on one of his drunk trips? What if he was forced to be a villain? 

I actually planned on doing a villain version of Izuku, but I decided against it. If anyone wants to continue this, go right on ahead.

Warnings: Alcohol Abuse

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Hi bitches!

Before I start this up, a warning: I'm an over-dramatic boy. If you can't deal with that, get out of the kitchen, honey.

With that out of the way, I suppose I can introduce myself. My name is Izuku Midoriya! I'm fifteen, I think. I don't go to school because I work 24/7 as a villain, and my favorite food is tequila and cigarettes! That is providing a worrisome vibe, huh? I'm not sure what is worst. That I am an addict or that I'm a villain.

Oh yeah, I'm a villain! How did that happen?

Well, if you want the simple answer, I don't remember because I was drunk that night. Yep, I was drinking at twelve! The over-complicated answer is that I was taken while I was out drunk looking for parts for a new project. The next thing I know, I'm lying in bed and being told that I'm a villain now.

Alright then!

I'm part of a shitty named league called the League of Villains. I'm willing to bet all my money that Shigaraki named it because of a fucking video game reference. Anyway, I have been trapped here since I was twelve, so three years, because of my skill in technology.

You see, I am quirkless. This means I don't have a power like exploding or pulling my eyes out of my sockets, but I have a brain to compensate. If you throw something at me, I will make something out of it. Actually, with my ability, ordinary people who are not trapped with a bow-tie around their neck think I have a quirk when they see me on the streets. In fact, they believe my quirk has something to do with electricity because I'm always incorporating it in my villain costume. The only reason I do that because my favorite show is Avatar: The Last Airbender. Obviously, I watched the over-dramatic sequel and copied the villain's weapons. I just made it way better than the show. My primary weapon is the electric gloves. There is a pad in the center that ejects electricity, so anyone I touch can be electrocuted. I can also use it as a long-ranger taser gun, but it gets risky for the people around it.

Yes, there is risk in villainy. Well, for me, anyway. I don't want to kill people. I'm forced here after all.

I have it adjustable so it could be a minor sting to killing someone, but I have never killed someone before... I think. In addition to the electric gloves, we have my suit. It's an all rubber black, VERY skin-tight suit. It shows everything from the non-existent muscle I have to the other inappropriate parts of my body. It's as bad as Midnight's, the +18 hero. I rather it be a little looser for my sake, but they give two fucks. It covers all my body up to my neck. My face is always for show. Anyway, the suit is rubber, so the electricity from my gloves to conduct all over my body. If you touch me, you're screwed.

There are two more parts of my suit. The first part is the sword pack on my back with actual swords. Unlike regular swords, these are conductible so that electricity could flow through it, another advantage for me. I never used them. Finally, we have the boosters. Around my wrist and ankles, covered with boots and gloves, there are tanks full of extremely compressed air that I use to move around quickly. I have to be careful with it, so I don't run out of it, but it last a while. It takes light inspiration from the mobility gear from Attack On Titan. Think of it like little jet packs on your hands and feet. With all of it together, you have a very well-known villain, Drunk.

Drunk sounds like a stupid villain name, and I can agree with you. The reason is that I'm always drunk. I still work very well, but I forget the painful memories of hurting all those heroes. Thankfully, the second-in-command of the league Kurogiri is a bartender, and the base is at a bar. That means all the alcohol for me! Anyway, I rarely get to go out, but if I do, my main job is supposed to be to knock them out as a warning, something I am talented at. However, at the base, I make any technology you need. I designed and created my whole suit except the actual suit because it looks like something a porn star would wear. It even has the green bow tie that is tied in a sexual way! It has a GPS, the main reason I have not gotten out.

Oh, the final detail! What does Drunk Izuku look like? I look more cute than sexy. The costume says otherwise. I have unhealthy curly, green hair with green eyes and lovely cheekbones and freckles. Oh, when I am electrifying my whole body, my hair stands straight up like a mad scientist, adding to the drunk appeal. I have a horrible body that is mainly skin and bones because I live on alcohol. Like, I'm 4'9" for fuck sakes because of the addiction! I eat chips once a day, so no worries. Basically, I look like shit. NOW ONTO THE STORY!

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I am salty.

I know when someone is cutting down on my alcohol because alcohol and I are a being in one. I glare down Kurogiri.

"Mate, I know you are cutting me down. Why?" I'm going straight to for the point. Kurogiri, a literal mist man in a suit, sighs.

"We need you able to think for what we can do." Oh?

"Drama? SPILL THE TEA!"

"SHUT UP, YOU BRAT!" I hear Shigaraki scream in the background.

"YOU ADOPTED ME; YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME, BITCH!" Kurogiri cuts us off before we fight because Shigaraki doesn't need to die...yet.

"Settle down, both of you. Remember when we had you hack into UA?"

"Yeah, easy as fuck, but go on." Seriously. It's government language. I know how to hack about every style. When I hack, I always tell them to save me, but they have not come yet. Rats.

"We are going to attack UA."

"OH SHIT, DARLING!" I drink the glass I have in my hand, even if it's just water.

"Can we leave him there?" I turn to see Shigaraki walking in with his nasty-ass self. Seriously, he needs a shower and some lotion. And a costume improvement because he wears the hands of his relatives.

"No, Drunk is our only technology-based member here," Kurogiri says.

"DAMN IT!" Shigaraki and I both scream. I'm starting to think more clearly than usual. Then, a realization comes across to me, " Why am I going?"

"We need you to hack the systems." Easy, alright.

"Can't I do that here?"

"Sensei wants us to show off Drunk." Sensei is the actual leader of the whole cha-bang. Shigaraki is a successor or some shit like that. Horrible choice in a successor, but his choice, not mine.

"Sounds like a shit reason and risky." Usually, I wouldn't take note of that, but you lower my alcohol dose, and you are stuck with me.

"Just go with the plan." Shigaraki steps in.

"I don't have a choice anyway." I get a pack of cigarettes thrown at me. I have a massive smile on my face, "Thank you!"

"Now shut up," Shigaraki complains. I smirk my demon smile.

"Get Shiggy with it." I sing that one song. I get distracted easily.

"My God! You're better drunk!"

"Na na na na na na..."

Most people wouldn't notice this, but my main idea was the aggravate the group to death. That didn't work. They just kept me drunk. THANK GOD FOR THEM I'M AN ALCOHOLIC WITH ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS OUT THE WINDOW!

"Drunk, this is happening in a few hours. Be ready." Kurogiri tells me.

"READY AS I'LL EVER BE!" I yell, attempting to sing.

I think I got knocked out after that. They are damn lucky; my suit is charged and loaded.

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Alright, so I'm at this thing they have at UA called the USJ. It sounds like Universal Studios Japan and certainly looks like it. It's divided into parts that students can use to practice rescue and different terrain. It's actually a smart idea. I'm sitting behind a bush in the center, hacking this place up. It's ready to go. Kurogiri dropped me off ten minutes before they are supposed to arrive, leaving me to do the nerd shit. This means getting the place ready for lock-down and shutting down communications. Now, I'm laying on the ground, smoking a cigarette while pulling at my outfit. Kurogiri is dropping cheap-ass villains all over the place against hero students.

I can see it now.

A few minutes later, the students and teachers come in, and I take note of who is there. The first teacher I see looks like a hobo. It takes a moment before I remember his damn name.

Eraserhead.

Based on what I know, the man has a talent, and that would be the villains' biggest worry if it weren't for the damn creature we created call Nomu. Still, I'm hoping I am not putting too much faith into the guy. He is my main worry whenever I encounter him on missions, after all. His quirk allows him to cancel quirks that are emitter and transformation, basically evening out the battlefield. The second is an astronaut person called Thirteen. Thirteen's quirk is black-hole, allowing for a great rescue hero. The problem is they suck at combat, making them useless here. I don't bother to look at the students because I will be helping them later, and I already know their quirks and all that jazz. Now for the dramatic entrance. I see the students freaking out as Kurogiri appears at the center. I can hear Eraserhead yelling for the students to get back. I press the button, and everything is to go.

The League of Shits know their quirks. They know where to teleport students for their weak spots. I shut down any zone that could cause problems, like turning off rain or fire. I'm not letting anyone die. I watch the free shit show.

"Drunk, we need you over here," Shigaraki tells me.

"OH, I'M THE MAIN SPOTLIGHT, DARLING!" I scream, getting up and sliding for a dramatic entry, ciggy in my mouth.

"Dramatic bitch."

"Um, you're the brat who decided to destroy the UA gate for no fucking reason!" I can see the kids watching the scene. Kurogiri is up there doing his lines. Eraserhead raced to the center to distract. If only he knew.

"You don't get to tell me what to do!"

"I wasn't. I was just telling facts." I drop the cigarette because it's done for. Kurogiri teleports the kids. Time to go save them, "I'm going to go cause trouble."

"You have been doing that the whole time."

"Want some dead brats or not? Got to get All Might in here somehow." I make sure Eraserhead hears me. Let him know the plan. He is probably against me now.

"Hm...if it gets you away from me, then yes."

"AWE, THANKS SHIGGY!"

"Shut the fuck up and go," I smirk, using my boosters to head to the flood zone because that shit easy to deal with. I look at the boat, seeing the two students that are supposed to be there up there. Surprised they made it that far but alright. Hero course, after all, and I can appreciate that because it makes my life easier. I decide to use my taser function. If I put my thumb and fourth finger together, it functions like a taser. I aim it at the water, electrocute all them bitches, and knocking them out. I would help them out of the boat, but they are fine. Unless they can't swim, then they will learn today! Time to hippity-hop to the next zone. Actually, the rest are just as easy. As long as I'm quick enough, I can knock them all out. I just have to be careful with my boosters.

I zoom at top speeds, jumping off of enemies with my gloves producing electricity, meaning I have my electric armor is on. I'm zapping those bastards one way or another. Honestly, these guys are easier than me taking a piss. I make sure to avoid the students, so I have to be extra careful. I have too much practice. One zone to the next, I stop as many without getting myself killed. Like damn, the Todoroki kid almost froze me to death. But I'm back in the center just in time to see Nomu being introduced. Shit...they are sending it after Eraserhead. Welp, I'm in trouble anyway! I pull up my swords.

The Nomu is meant to defeat All Might, the fucking number one hero. But I figured out the weakness without anybody else knowing. Shiggy may be smart, but he can be as stupid as a celebrity at times. I check the boosters quickly to realize that I'm good - I can fight this birdy. I grip the swords and light my gloves to make the swords electric. When the Nomu approaches Eraserhead, I use my boost in my arms and legs to dash, jump over him, and stab the beast with both swords, causing it to stumble back and scream. The point of the electricity in this sake is to burn the creature, meaning it can't heal itself like it's supposed to.

"Get the students out of here, Eraserhead. This is going to end up looking like a murder scene because it will be!" I didn't lock the bitch. Somebody probably escaped already. I smirk psychotically, pulling out the swords and slashing it over and over, its scream echoing the whole dome. Welp, I might be dead by the end of this. I keep using my boosters, managing to make it fall. Finally! I jump above it, slamming the swords down its throat with the electricity still going. Then, for good measure, I stab it in the brain too! I might be too used to murder. Well, seeing it anyway. Doing it is a whole different story. I might never be free after this. I pull the swords back with a sigh and check the Nomu. The bitch ain't breathing anymore. I put the bloodied swords on my back before I face Shigaraki, the electricity making me look more badass. I grin at Shigaraki like the maniac I am.

"WHAT NOW!?" I scream.

"You fucking brat! You damn liar!" The hand-job man replies, angrily.

"No, I did what I said I would. I caused trouble!" I turn the gloves off because I don't want to run out of juice. Before we have a chance to banter, Kurogiri tried to appear from under me, but I dodge.

"Kurogiri, get your child out of here, or I will have fried hand for dinner. I know your weakness, and I will fully use it to my advantage." Thankfully the mist man gets him out but comes back. "Aw, holiday visit, baby?"

"You know sensei will want you, yes?"

"He wants this ass? I would be saving money for ya'll from my alcohol addiction!" The conversation gets cut off.

"I AM HERE!" Oh shit, he can't be, is he? Kurogiri disappears. I turn around to see All Might standing at the top of the staircase. At least the students are gone. Everyone else left or is knocked out.

"PUSSY! Anyway, All Might, care I introduce you to some unconscious bodies? We have one limited-edition dead one too? It was supposed to kill you, but it kind of died before the fact? Also, sorry you have to see me in my porno outfit. I hate it too, don't worry. It shows how underweight I am for God's sake!" I'm trying to distract him with my stupidity. All Might doesn't response. Shit.

"Are you the only one left?"

"Villain-wise? Yip." I look down and realize I'm covered in blood, so I might as well stay the part. I grin like a crazy person. I turn up the electricity, "Want to dance?"

Here is the thing: I could technically beat All Might as long as he touches me with the electricity on. It would knock him out, but it's still my win. However, he packs a punch. After that whole cha-bang, I have ten more minutes of electricity. I think I can escape at that time. Find a life. Destroy the bow-tie around my neck. Do something simplistic like an office worker. Maybe get clean? I'm smiling internally thinking about it. Clean? I want to be.

All Might runs at me at top speeds. Thank God or whoever once more for my boosters because I'm able to dodge, though the landing was not pleasant. I can't outrun him. I have to predict his movements, and that isn't easy. Do I have to go to jail? I could electrocute myself, maybe. I would have peace then. Suddenly, a scream breaks out. I thought everyone was done for.

"ALL MIGHT, LEAVE HIM BE!" I dodge, roll, and stand up. I look up and see Eraserhead on top of the staircase. What? Who the fuck thought a hobo would save my life? All Might jumps over to him. I can't hear them. Then, All Might looks at me with pity. I bite my tongue. Now is not the time to be running my mouth. I need to get out of here.

"Sorry, kid, didn't realize you were good." All Might tells me. Um, what?

"I think I drank too much." I walk away from the two to go to my laptop and sit down. I find my pack and light one, huffing it. I look to see All Might leave the place, leaving just Eraserhead. He comes down the stairs toward me. I stand up, the cigarette in my mouth, weary. I can fight him and outrun him, but where is All Might? The hobo leaves ten feet between us. Smart. However, he isn't in a fighting position. I can see him looking over me.

"Um, Eraserhead, sir, what the fuck am I suppose to call you? Anyway, you're making me self-conscious. Like, I get it looks like a stripper outfit, and it's supposed to do that, but please. If anything, I would rather wear a dress than this." Eraserhead sighs.

"Kid, you don't have to distract me. I'm not arresting you."

"Huh? First off, I am a teenager, not a kid. Second off, you can't tell that to somebody who is covered in blood. I have knocked out multiple pro-heroes. I am Drunk! Like, I rather be free, but I get I should go to jail. But I would probably die in jail, so I don't know."

"How old are you?"

"Damn, asking for age already. Fifteen, I think." Like I can tell the time in a bar. While I'm stuck here, might as well try to force this stupid bow-tie off. I pull out a knife and start trying to cut it off, completely ignoring Eraserhead's odd look.

"You look horrible."

"Great way to lower my self-esteem!"

"I'm serious." I be quiet because I remember something. I walk over to my laptop, pull out a flash drive, and throw it to Eraserhead. Somehow, he manages to catch it.

"Everything you need to know about the League of Shitheads is on there along with me. I do all the technology for them, like my gloves and boosters."

"I really could care less right now. May I come closer?"

"Can't you just grab me with your scarf? Actually, I might electrocute you. Smart. Sure." I have the gloves off now as he takes careful steps forward before he is a couple feet in front of me. I have to look up to see him. Definitely a hobo. He has stubble with long black hair. You know, I bet five bucks he is hot if he cleans up.

"How are you feeling?"

"Um, what?"

"Let me tell you something, kid. A normal person in your shape should be dead, and I don't know how you are alive."

"That is a bunch of bricks to land on me. Damn..." I chuckle darkly. I already knew, but I rather avoid it, " I know. I was considering knocking myself out for good, but I think straight when I'm drunk because I have not tried yet."

"Are you drunk right now?" I raise my hand at the question, noticing I am shaking. That means Kurogiri started lowering it for a little while, at least.

"Maybe? Less so than normal anyway." Eraserhead sighs, raising one finger. Great, a drug test. I try to follow the finger but fail miserably, and it pisses me off. I bite my tongue, hopping on my tippy toes more so than usual. You see, I can't sit still for a moment, meaning I have to be moving one way or another. It gets terrible to the point I have started getting angry if I'm forced to sit still for a certain amount of time. I distract my hands by fiddling with my bow-tie that is still there. I keep getting distracted.

"I honestly don't think you can pass it even if you were clean. There is too much stimulus for you." What?

"What do you mean by that? I'm not able to sit still in general, even when I was a kid."

"Has it grown worst overtime?" That I have to think about. Have I always had energy overload? Yes. Was it controllable at one point? I believe so as a child. Not anymore.

"Maybe? Why are you asking these questions? If anything, I should be suspicious of you." Eraserhead sighs at my comment.

"How about this? I will let you ask questions if you answer mine." I think my eyes are stars now.

"Yes!" I smile, like a natural smile for the first time in forever.

"Alright, but I rather get you help first."

"Help? I thought I was screwed out of that."

"You're a kid. And don't bother saying you're a teenager because I know, but you're stunted. I don't know how bad the damage is, but you need help. My students are the same age as you, and there is no way in hell am I letting you walk around if you can be healed." I switch topics.

"Is the place blacking out, or is it just me?" I make sure the gloves are off. I stumble, vaguely feeling myself being lifted and carried out before I pass out.

How typical of me.