Prompt: sunflower theif - AO3 - so we know how Izuku's dad is out getting that milk right? well what if he got his weakness for pets from his dad and whenever he is around cats or animals he starts acting more animal like (preferably a cat) and purrs and shit. And that's one of the reason he stays away from animals! he might also get clingy idk
Legit, I was just listening to Cupcakke, so this chapter is going to be more interesting than my social life.

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I just wanted a normal day where I start shit with the staff without having to worry about anybody else. Is that possible?

FUCK NO! AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?!

Well, if you haven't clicked off of this yet, you're obviously curious.

Shouta brought in a fucking cat. A street cat I must add.

Like, sir, couldn't you have left the cat in the trash, or, if you decide to have mercy on the little shit, at the pound? The answer is no because here it is. You know, it reminds me of Shouta.

It's an all-black trash bag.

I don't know what you expect.

The most logical solution is to hide in my dorm until it's a Chinese dinner. This idea has been going on for two days, by the way. I don't know why they are showing mercy to it, but whatever. It gives me an excuse to work on bombs in here.

That plan is soon flomped when I hear the door opening along with Shouta's voice, "Kid, come on. You need to come out."

I huff, "No, I don't."

Shouta enters the lab room, sighing, " If you don't come out, I am dragging you out."

"Get rid of the rubbish and I will."

"The cat is not going anywhere. You have to deal with it. Move before I make you."

"No!"

So if you haven't figured it out by now, I am on the couch now against my own free-will. Though, I am starting to think that I lost that when I came to UA.

"Long time, no see, Izu! How are you?" Hizashi exclaims with a smile as he joins beside me.

"Hating life. I am being pulled from my shoulder by Snape, and the rat hasn't been removed yet."

"It's a cat, not a rat! Are you sure you are a genius?" Hizashi is about to die with his teasing.

"Go suck your man's dick or something."

Shouta snaps as he comes back in with the varmin in his arms, " Language, Izuku."

Nemuri chimes in, " That's nothing compared to what I said!"

"You said it around kids your age. Izuku is saying it around adults, and I don't want to hear him of all people saying that."

"You should be used to it by now."

"I'm not." Shouta sits down, and the furry demon hops off of his lap and approaches me, " That's odd. It hasn't done anything like that for any of us."

On instinct, I straight up and scowl at it, "Fuck off or I am eating you for dinner." The cat growls right back with its fur up, ready to attack at any moment.

Hizashi chuckles, "Izuku, be nice to Nightmare!"

"No!" Nightmare seems to have come to the same conclusion as we enter a staring contest. Little did I know, we were both growling at each other.

Nemuri has her phone out, "Sho, I didn't think this is how he would react, but this is golden."

Shouta watches me for a moment, " Izuku, snap out of it." When I hear that, I look straight at him.

"What?"

"Izuku, you and the cat." I turn my attention back to the cat to see it approaching HIzashi.

Not on my watch, bitch.

I follow my gut feeling as I suddenly snuggle against Hizashi's side, flipping the bastard off.

The cat meows before going back to Shouta.

"Who knew I could get you to cuddle with me if I had a cat nearby!" Hizashi says out loud. When I notice what happened, I scrambled away from his side.

Shouta seems amused, " Kid, you're not yourself."

"No shit, sherlock. Keep the cat away from me-" Suddenly, I feel perfectly-shaped nails in my hair, causing me to purr. I snap out of my phase and grab the hand to realize it's Nemuri.

"Izuku, do you have any animal quirks in your family?"

"My dad, why? And tell Hizashi and Nemuri to stop bullying me!"

"You might not have obtained a quirk, but you have got some attributes. You're acting like a cat, kid."

"NO FUCKING SHIT! WHY DO YOU THINK I WANTED YOU TO GET RID OF IT BESIDES THE GERMS?!"

'You knew and didn't tell us?"

"LET'S ALL BE HONEST WITH OURSELVES FOR A MOMENT: IF YOU KNEW, YOU WOULD TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF IT!"

"Is it only cats or-?"

"Any animal. Can I leave now?"

Shouta must have seen how pissy I was getting because he nods.

I rip my way through everybody and slam my dorm door.

Now those teachers have a damn weakness on me.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!