Prompt: Izuku sees memes about the students made after the Sports Festival.
This is from someone on my Discord, so thanks for the suggestion! I tried, but I am horrible at creating my own memes.

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"Alright children, gather around! It is officially time for Meme time rating! However, this is a special edition featuring the Sports Festival!"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

"Time to see what society has come up with!"

If you can not tell by the reactions, I don't know what will. I am the one first, Hizashi the second, and Nemuri the third.

So a couple of days ago, I was searching through the Sports Festival archives to pick up some hot pictures of Shoto when I came across some memes from the sha-bang. After some soul-searching, I decided that it is completely unfair to keep these to myself, so I invited Hizashi and Nemuri over as Shouta is currently on patrol! I hooked my laptop up to the TV that is never used. Finally, the bitch is having a use! Nemuri and Hizashi have a bowl of popcorn, while I have my own because A: Germs, and B: I am a fucking thot for food.

I pop the first meme up consisting of Iida and Mei during the battle rounds. It says, "When anxiety takes control of me," with Iida being dragged all over the field.

"If I had anxiety, I would relate. I don't, so 0/10. Honestly, I would have done 'when my mom attempts to control me,' " I state with utmost confidence. Both of them laugh.

"I can agree with that, but that works too! Uh, 4/10!" Hizashi exclaims.

"2/10. It needs more energy."

"So everyone agrees this is trash, right?"

When Nemuri and Hizashi nod, I move on to the next one. This one contains a picture of Hizashi and Shouta in the booth with the words, "when the negative and positive people are in the same room."

"Ain't that the truth!? 7/10!" Nemuri is the first to start!

"It is, so 6/10," I clap as I laugh, but notice Hizashi not saying his rating, "Zashi?" I look over to see him blushing, "I forgot you are gay for him for some reason. Moving on!" Good thing I didn't show him the fanart of the two.

The next meme contains me! It has me using the CAT in boot form rolling over the minds. It states," Don't mind me, I am just rolling away from my problems!"

"The fucking truth, 10/10! That helped me in so many places!"

"I can agree with that!" That's Nemuri.

"Me too!" And that's Hizashi.

Let me tell you something: This went on for hours. Everybody in the room lost track of time until we heard the door open to reveal Shouta. He walked in when Nemuri and I were arguing over something.

"Here is the tea, sis: you literally hosted a whole event as a fucking dom! If standards are that low, I don't know what is wrong with me cursing on live TV!"

"That's still inappropriate for a man like you! It makes you look ungentlemanlike! You are never going to get anybody now!"

"The day I get somebody is the day Yagi can hold a fucking conversation without being awkward!"

Hizashi tries to step in," You two, settle down!"

That's when Shouta snapped. He clears his throat, and we all look to see him attempting to scare us with his red eyes and hair thing.

"Hi, Shouta! Have a nice patrol?" I ask, attempting to be polite.

"No. You just made my night worst. What are you three doing here?"

"We were judging memes!"

Shouta pinches his nose, " You didn't ask for permission if they can come over."

"Sounds like a normal teenager thing to do."

"That's the most outrageous thing I have heard from you yet. Hizashi, Nemuri, get out before I throw you out myself. Izuku needs sleep, and I need him to settle down."

"They won't leave just because you say so!"

"I didn't have to as they were already gone." Wait, what? I turn to see the places beside me empty, and the door behind Shouta left open.

"WHAT THE FUCK? THAT'S NOT HOW THE SQUAD WORKS! BITCH-ASS-PUSSYS!"

I feel that stupid scarf wrap around me and start dragging me to my room.

Nice! I hate this!