Prompt: It's Shouta's birthday, and Izuku is going to attempt to make this day special!
I forgot his birthday last year, so I am doing it this year!
Also, if the chapter order is weird, I have other projects in here that aren't done, so oof for them.
Sorry if it is messy, OOC, or just plain weird. I haven't used this style of Izuku in a while, and out of practice for the other characters. Also, I did this last minute without grammar checking it, which is me, so yeah! Hopefully, you enjoy it.

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"Hey, Izuku! You have any plans for Shouta's birthday tomorrow?" Hizashi asks as he bursts into my room with Nemuri right behind him.

"Depends, do you?" I logically ask. I was going to go around whatever Hizashi planned on doing since he is Shouta's boyfriend. Boyfriends get top priority.

"No. I was hoping you would help me!"

Nemuri scoffs, "Darling, I could have helped you with that."

"We aren't at that stage yet, Nem!"

I add, "Yeah, no rushing! Anyway, I say we just let him do whatever he wants. He doesn't like anything big anyway, so why force him?"

"Wow. I thought you would take this opportunity to torture him." Nemuri nods in agreement.

"I may be an ass, but I ain't that much of an ass!"

"You can be, though!"

"Everyone can!"

Nemuri inserts, "All the man will want to do is sleep. You guys going to let him waste away his birthday like that."

Hizashi facepalms, "Shit, you right!"

"There's a problem with that?" I ask on the fly.

"He should be having fun on his birthday!"

"He should also be comfortable on his birthday."

Hizashi sighs ,"That's such a hard line to cross!"

"Oops. Oh well! Just make sure you have a present for him!"

"GOD DAMN IT, YOU'RE RIGHT! NEM, COME HELP ME! I DON'T TRUST YOU HELPING ME PICK SOMETHING FOR HIM, SO BY IZUKU!" Hizashi yells out my door as he drags Nemuri with him.

Fucking rude!

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Now, if someone asks me if I near overdosed calming pills, I can say possibly!

Okay, that's a bit dramatic.

Today is Shouta's birthday, and I didn't want to be too overbearing so I did the most logical thing; I took ten sleepy pills! I at least don't feel as jittery as I usually do.

Hizashi and Nemuri agreed to meet outside of Shouta's dorm before school, so I just wait in the teacher's lounge until they get their asses here.

"Izuku! Where's your gift?!" Hizashi asks as he carries a small box.

Nemuri attempts to answer for me as she comes out of her dorm with a larger box, "He probably built Shouta a new suit to protect him from everything."

I huff, "Damn, I wish. I was asked not to mess with that without his permission. I have to go pick it up later."

"You brought him something instead of making it? Now that's surprising!"

"You'll see why when I give it to him. I probably have the best present here."

"You wish." I'm glad the sleepy pills did not get rid of my sass

Hizashi fake sobs, "But I'm his boyfriend. I'm supposed to have the best!"

"That sounds like a you problem."

"Oof, " Both of them say at the same time. Meanwhile, I am knocking on Shouta's door instead of bursting in as usual.

Shouta opens the door, and he looks dead AF as usual, "What do you want?"

I offer a smile, and reel back my energy because he probably won't appreciate screaming this morning, "Happy Birthday. We came because we were wondering what you wanted to do? Today's the day you can do whatever you want"

Shouta takes a moment, looking between Hizashi and Nemuri, who can't speak, before looking at me, "You're lying."

"How often do I lie?"

"A lot." Oof. I can recover, though.

"Expected, but this time I ain't. What do you want to do?"

"So you have no surprise parties, pranks, or anything?"

"Nope. You have completely control of today."

"I still have to go teach your classmates."

"Nemuri and I will take over!" Nemuri attempts to interfere after I practically throw her under the bus, but I send one of my Stain glares at her to shut her down.

"And I should trust you two why?"

"They are still alive. They would be dead if you couldn't trust us already."

Shouta sighs, "You know what to teach them today?"

"Yip yip! The day is yours!" Shouta still seems sus, which is expected when it comes to me. Eventually, he gives in.

"I'm going to sleep then," Shouta says carefully.

Hizashi tries to interrupt, "No-" But I am way better at taking over.

"Go ahead." Shouta evaluates me again before he uses his scarf to drag Hizashi inside and close the door, most likely to use Zashi as a cuddle partner.

Now it's time to face the beast.

"Seriously, Izuku? You could have warned me!" Nemuri snaps as soon as she is away from the door with her gift still at hand.

"Yes, seriously. Now let's go. You just have to watch. Should be an interesting show for someone like you. Besides, it's for Shouta."

I don't wait for her response as I had to class 1-A.

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Okay, so class 1-A was good along with the other classes that Shouta's teaches. Probably because they know I know how to fuck up their lives as easy as one two three. During his break, I went to pick up his present with much distaste, but for him, I'll suffer.

As soon as his final class ends, I receive a text from him.

Emo Hobo: come over

I have done nothing wrong as I haven't killed any students, so I gather my very large box somehow and break into his dorm to see him and Hizashi cuddling. Around Shouta's neck, I see a new scarf in courtesy of Hizashi, and I swear Zashi is smirking at me. As if his gift is better than mine.

It's not.

"If you brought me a gun or a robot, you can return it now, " Shouta starts this conversation. Hizashi is trying to hold back his laughter. Don't get me wrong; I considered getting him a gun. I just chose against it because of this exact reason. For the robot, he already has one, so it ain't a huge problem for me to get another one.

"It's not a gun or a robot!" I snap as I set it down on the coffee table cause the bitch is heavy, "Where's Nemuri at? I want her to show her measly gift first before I blow the show."

Nemuri, apparently taking over my role of being the dramatic bitch, slams the door open, "Here I am!" Shouta groans, but I take note of how he keeps looking at me as if searching for something. I'll probably learn while later.

"Hurry it up." Nemuri glares at me as she struts over, drops the box on Shouta's lap, and takes her seat at the lounge chair.

Now, I would tell you her gift, but I didn't bother to look after seeing the first pair of thongs. I can tell Shouta is annoyed with it too as I hear him trying to close the box. Meanwhile, I can hear Hizashi and Nemuri howling in laughter at the sex-toys she probably got the man.

"I think I did better than you by not getting him anything, " I mumble. I would like to thank the sleepy pills for keeping me from attacking Nemuri.

"I didn't know what else to get him!" Nemuri defends, but you could have just gotten him a small slice of cake and he would have been happier. At least I am serious about his birthday!

"Liar fire pants on fire. You can open my gift now, Sho, " I tell him as I put a facemask on.

Shouta looks at me suspiciously, "I don't want to open it if you are putting a facemask on because of it."

"It's for personal reasons. You'll love it. I legit promise on my momma."

Shouta considers it a moment before finally opening the box.

Meow!

A small black kitty hops out and lands on his lap, and I can tell Shouta is immediately in love as he starts petting the vermin.

Hizashi is not happy, "What the hell, Izuku?! That's cheating!"

I ignore him, only providing a middle finger to him as I keep my distance, "All the supplies you need are in the box as well. You just need to set it up." Nemuri and Hizashi both check and realize that I am not a fucking liar.

Hizashi whines, "That's so unfair, Izu! The boyfriend is supposed to get the best present!"

"Should have stepped up your game. Like, this would have been way easier for you than me."

"Then why did you ask me to get it and we share it?!"

"We could have, huh?"

Shouta is not even paying attention as he is enjoying the cat.

"You have to share eventually, Shouta, " Nemuri says in her own way of asking for the cat.

I'm surprised at how quickly Shouta is willing to give over the cat, and that surprise goes to a new level as he approaches me and suddenly pulls me into a hug, "Thanks, kid. I appreciate you doing this despite the fear of germs the cat will bring."

I totally did not hug him back.

For the rest of the day, we kind of just chilled out with the cat now named Brat apparently.

We meaning Hizashi, Shouta, and Nemuri played with Brat while I stayed as far away as possible.

Despite my fear, I had an enjoyable time. It was calm and relaxing compared to what I am usually used to.

I can't deal with this all the time, but I could appreciate it once in a while.

We totally were not forced to cuddle in the same bed. If we were, it would be squad goals, I guess?

I did get in trouble the next day because Shouta somehow figured out I took something due to my heartrate during the hug of all things, so oof for me. Apparently, it was too slow for him.

Either way, that's Shouta's birthday! I think he was content with it, so mission success!