Prompt: Izuku gets asked out by a student from 1A. Can be anyone. (Though I personally prefer either Tsuyu or Momo.) Aizawa catches wind of it (or it happens in front of him) and forces him to go on the date as revenge for all the times Izuku meddled with his love life. I know that you already did an 'Izuku got a date' chapter, but that was him willingly going on an actual date. My prompt is more a way for Aizawa to needle him.
This comes from Ticker on AO3. I hope I exceeded your expectations!

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I don't know what I am getting myself into.

Yeah, that's encouraging, huh?

Well, let me explain!

So, Momo requested to see me after school earlier. Yes, the smartest girl in class 1-A besides me, wants to talk to me. The first thing that came to mind is 'welp, I'm fucked!' As she is vice president of the class, Momo has the right to criticize me on whatever the fuck she wants. I just hope she doesn't go too hard on me.

It's after school now, and we decide to meet up in the empty classroom.

Everyone, get your bats ready because it is about to be the showdown of the century!

Momo looks up as I enter the room, giving me a calm smile, " Hey, Izuku! Thanks for coming to meet me. There's something I wanted to ask you."

"Am I finally being allowed part of your DNA so I can make your costume?! Honestly, I want you to have some respect for yourself, darling, and I would love to do it!" I start explaining, but Momo starts waving her hands to stop me with a blush? What?

"No, no, no, that's not it! Rather, it's something more personal."

"Go ahead." I usher her. I am curious now.

Momo takes a deep breath, "Izuku, will you go on a date with me?"

. . .

Am I hearing that right? The smartest and most beautiful girl in the class wants to go on a date with me? I don't know how to feel about that.

Great job, Momo! You got me frozen in place!

Just as I am about to answer her question, a dull voice fills the room, "I believe he means to say yes. He's new to this, so sorry if he is awkward. I give you credit for breaking him, though."

. . .

Are you fucking kidding me, Shouta? You fucking shoved me into the situation! I can't break her poor heart now! I don't need to look like an ass now!

I clear my voice, "Uh, yeah, I can."

Immediately, Momo lights up, " Really?! I know the perfect place! Are you available tomorrow afternoon?!" Wow, she is enthusiastic. Tomorrow is Saturday, and I was going to work on some cases. However, I guess they can wait.

"I-I can. Seen you then, Momo." Why the fuck did I stutter?

"Later, Izuku! Bye, Aizawa-sensei!" With that, Momo runs out of the room with a new enthusiasm that I didn't think existed. The moment she is out, I spin to face Shouta, who is grinning way too wide for my liking.

"Are you fucking kidding me, Sho? You flippity flopping know I would say no!" I screech at him as I stomp in front of him and look up.

"That's why I said yes for you," He responds bluntly, but he still has that stupid grin.

"Are you shitting me?! What the hell did I do to deserve this?!"

"Forcing me into dating Hizashi."

"However, you happen to love him! I like Momo as a sister, not a lover!"

"That's your problem, not mine."

"THAT YOU CREATED!"

"Shouldn't you be looking for something nice to wear?"

I may or may not have punched Shouta in the face, and I may or may not have pissed Recovery Girl off again because I knocked him out.

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The Next Day

The next day, I arrive in front of a tea shop that honestly looks like an abandoned house. In front of it, I see Momo waving with the same vigor as yesterday, "Hi, Izuku!" Alright, act normal!

"What up, darling? Want to inform me of this place?" I ask. Momo nods as she leads us into a surprisingly lovely place. If only they would clean up the outside!

"Sure, we can sit down! They already know what we want because I ordered ahead of time. This place has the nicest tea in the world! I believe they deserver more recognition, but it's hard to get it when you are here."

"You aren't wrong there." Then, one of the waiters set a cup of tea in front of each of us. They bow before walking off.

"Thank you!" Momo says as she starts drinking her tea.

So here is the tea: I am not a fan of tea. I tolerate it simply because Nezu shoves it down my throat.

Hiding behind my disappointment, I sip the tea. I take the opportunity to ask the question, "Out of curiosity, why did you decide to do this?" Momo tapes her chin before responding.

"You have this personality that can lighten up the room. You're smart and cute and have no problem saying what needs to be said. You kind of grew on me." She offers me a small smile.

"I am honestly surprised. Usually, my flaws outshine my goods."

"And they normally do. However, you're someone I feel I can rely on despite all that. You make it work."

"Holy shit, I think that's the nicest thing someone has said to me, so thank you!"

"No problem. Oh, dessert is here!" Momo exclaims. Suddenly, this cake gets brought over and set in front of us. I swear to whatever God is looking over me that my eyes are sparkling.

"FOOD!" With no regard for table manners, I start eating without a problem. I can hear Momo giggling across from me, but I don't give a fuck!

After finishing the whole cake and more talking, I pay for the rather expensive meal, and we headed our ways.

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"GUESS WHO GOT ANOTHER DATE, SHOUTA?!" I scream as I slam into the Teacher's lounge. Shouta jerks from his cuddling position with Hizashi.

"Are you kidding me?" Shouta asks.

"Nope! It went wonderful, so I asked her out on one!" Shouta slams his head on Hizashi's chest as Hizashi laughs. We can clearly hear Nemuri screaming 'YASSSS' in the background, and the teachers around us questioning their decision of living in the same dorm building as us.

"The one time I want something bad to happen to you, it goes the opposite."

"Uh-huh! Jesus was looking out for me today! Thank you for forcing me on the date!"

"I hate you."

"I mother-fucking love you too!"