So today is the best day for the greenete like me. Why?

Because today is Saint Patrick's day, and you know what that means! It gives me an excuse to beat people up!

Well, you're supposed to pinch people. However, if you're going to hurt people, you might as well go all the way! That's why I built a robot that shocks people who aren't in green! Not enough to kill them, but enough to make them regret their fashion choices.

I walk into the common room with a sparkly green tuxedo on and scream, "HAPPY SAINT PATTY'S DAY! IF YOU AREN'T WEARING GREEN, YOU'RE FUCKED!" I put down the green little robot and have it start zooming around.

"Izuku, what are you going on about now?" Shouta grumbles as he comes out of his apartment. The robot approaches him, looks him over, and immediately shocks him. Unfortunately, it does shit because Shouta's suit is shock-proof. Not thinking anything of it, it zooms off to its next person.

God fucking damn it. I sigh as I walk over and pinch him. I receive a wack upside my head, but I just pinch him again for that.

That's how I ended up on the disgusting floor!

"Want to explain, brat?" In the background, we hear a squeal. Looks like my little robot got somebody!

"It's Saint Patty's day! Now let me up before I get a panic attack!" Hearing a sigh, Shouta gets off of me and lifts me from the floor. We can hear a yelp, causing me to chuckle.

"I swear if that thing goes around all day doing that, I will force you to stay with me all night tonight." Well, fuck you because it is doing exactly that. Before I can make a comeback, I hear a scream.

"IZUKU!" Oh shit, that's Nemuri. I try to hide behind Shouta, but he stops me.

"You're problem, not mine." He states with that blank look.

Welp, plan B: I'm staying in my apartment the whole day! I run off, slam the door, and lock it. I hear Nemuri banging on the door, but I ain't going to let her in now! After barricading the door, I watch my shock counter go up!

I did have to replace my bot twice because of Bakugo blowing them both up, so that was annoying. By the end, I had shocked 210 people!

Wear your green, people!

The next day, multiple people beat me up, and Shouta forced me to cuddle with him.

Screw everybody.