It's Q&A time, bitches!
Lacking a hand, bitches.

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Izuku and Hizashi sit at the table once more with the turned-off camera in front of them. Hizashi is gathering questions while Izuku is eating ramen noodles from Lunch Rush. Izuku is currently dancing in his seat in excitement.

Izuku: Yes. Yes. Yes yes yes. Yes, queen. Bless you, for existing.

Hizashi: I think you're nicer to food than you are to me.

Izuku: I don't know what you expect. Why am I here again?

Hizashi: I told you.

Izuku: You told me there was food, and I was like 'YAS BITCH, WHATEVER YOU WANT, I WILL DO!' I ignored the rest.

Hizashi: I should have known. Well, we are doing a Q&A from your fans!

Izuku: That exists?

Hizashi: You would not be existing without them, Izuku.

Izuku: Damn. I should be paid by HC (Hero Commission) if that's the case.

Hizashi: You're not wrong! Now, I'm going to the first chapter of this series as there are a couple of questions there. Then, we are going to the Discord!

Izuku: Whatever, get this over with.

Hizashi: You got it, tiny listener! This comes from WhatsSheep, and they ask, "Izuku has done some shit in the past. Drugs, alcohol, etc. Out of curiosity, has he ever been to a fighting ring?" ...please tell me you haven't.

Izuku: Of course I have! I made WAY more money there then I do with the HC! I have watched and participated twice. I won both times! I stabbed some bitches! I got banned after the second one, though.

Hizashi sighs.

Hizashi: I assume Shouta already knows this?

Izuku: Why would I tell him that?

Hizashi: Because he's your father/brother/best friend/something?

Izuku: Do you tell him about all the people you kissed before him?

Hizashi: ...touche. Next question! This comes from Frozenheart22345and they ask, "Okay but what costed the school over a billion dollars? I NEED TO KNOW!" LET ME TELL YOU BECAUSE IZUKU WILL JUST MAKE IT SEEM INNOCENT! IT WAS FOR HALLOWEEN, AND IZUKU AND NEZU DECIDED TO BUY A WHOLE BUNCH OF ROBOTS AND FORCE THE ENTIRE SCHOOL INTO THEIR GAME! EVERYBODY HAD TO FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES! THEN, YOU HAD TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THEY ARE WITH ALL THESE HORRIBLE HINTS THEY LEFT ALL OVER THE PLACE! AND, OH GOD, THE SPIDERS!

Izuku: Not my fault ya'll are pussies. Technically, it was completely Nezu's fault.

Hizashi: YOU HELPED!

Izuku: I was forced. Nezu threw me out by the end because I wouldn't listen to him about something and I saved ya'll!

Hizashi: SO MEAN!!!!!!!

Izuku: Next question. Also, I'm out of ramen.

Hizashi: Finish the questions first.

Izuku: Fuck.

Hizashi: We are now moving to Discord questions! This comes from kei, and they ask, "Izuku, how many states have you been banned from?" Like, US states? I don't think he has even been to the-

Izuku: Two.

Hizashi: What...where and how?

Izuku: Texas and Alabama. Both involved me searching for my sperm donor, but I got lost before I found him. Then, I would start trouble because I was bored. For Texas, I ate the biggest hamburger without a problem and then shit-talked it. Alabama, I made incest jokes!

Hizashi: When the hell did you have the time to go there?

Izuku: I figured out how to sneak into airplanes to go to other countries, so I've been all over the place. I have to take sleeping pills, though. That way, I am knocked out for the flight and won't start panicking.

Hizashi: Another thing I need to tell Shouta about. I don't think Shouta wanted to learn these things this way.

Izuku: Am I suppose to care?

Hizashi: Yes! You know what? Whatever. This comes from RandomBystander, "Izuku, how many countries have you been banned from?" Now, I know this is possible after hearing that.

Izuku: Five. I don't remember how.

Hizashi: Jesus Christ, Izuku.

Izuku: What?! They started it! I was having fun.

Hizashi: AKA, you started it. Alright, so that's all the time we have for now! If you have any questions, ask them in this chapter or in the Discord! We also do basically whatever you want of us for money, so feel free to give us APPROPRIATE prompts as well!

Izuku: What's considered appropriate? Because there is literally a chapter of me showing Shouta that I have an acid peeing quirk.

Hizashi: That's traumatizing. Appropriate means no sex scenes are anything like that! We will do anything else but that! I hope you enjoyed! Say goodbye, Izu- IZUKU, GET BACK HERE!

Izuku would be walking out with a bowl to get more food.

Hizashi: I swear his stomach leads him. Anyway, pretend he says bye! Sero, come tape this up!

Sero: Alright?

Sero tapes the fourth wall together.