Prompt: Nezu tries to trick Izuku into thinking he has a quirk
This comes from Ronda in my Discord.
Oh boy... I tried?

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"Izuku, you have an intelligence quirk. Not every quirk is physically shown."

"Nezu, if I had that, I would have a quirk factor. Guess what? I don't have one!"

"Did they check your brain for it?"

"THEY CHECKED MY ASS FOR IT FOR FUCK SAKES! I AM PRETTY SURE I DON'T HAVE A QUIRK!"

"Intelligence quirk."

"Stop playing your damn mind games and eat or do whatever rats do."

"Really, Izuku?"

"Yeah, yeah, you have a tragic back story; it doesn't give you a right to bully me about your problems when I have been relatively nice to you."

"You called me a rat five seconds ago."

"And that's normal. You should hear the shit I can Shouta! Either way, don't get me involved there!"

"So you are never going to believe me about having a quirk?"

"Nope."

"How disappointing. Who am I suppose to make an idiot of in society now?"

"God."

"Shouldn't you be working on something?"

"I came here to ask for advice until you brought up the fact that I might have a quirk when it's clearly impossible."

"Oh, right. Would you still like that advice?"

"Nope, I'm leaving. I'm not giving you the chance to bully me."

"Have a nice day!"

"Hope the tea burns your internal organs away!"