Prompt: Izuku wakes in Minecraft
Comes from Mom, one of the admins in my server.
Okay.
Update at the end: I don't remember what I wrote.

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I wake up, and I immediately see a problem.

The whole fucking world is made of blocks.

Sigh...God, seriously? I have a life here. I can't be playing Minecraft here.

It doesn't help that I was placed in the middle of a fucking snow biome!

Actually, I can't feel the temperature. Damn, this really is Minecraft mechanics.

That means no germs because you can't get sick in Minecraft!

YAS QUEEN YAS!

Alright, first things first, pick up this random bed.

Now I need to find a tree to punch down.

You know, thinking about it, Minecraft characters are OP AF. MOST HUMANS, DESPITE QUIRKS, CAN'T PUNCH DOWN A TREE!

Are there quirks here? I don't know. Is there anybody else here?

No idea. However, I am fucking lonely already. Who am I suppose to grief and beat up now?!

With luck, I find a single tree. I punch it down and start making the usual shit you should make in Minecraft.

Oh, and plant down the saplings. I can be green now! I would not have bothered touching dirt before! Now I can!

Part 2: Finding a cave.

Look, I can't build for shit. Therefore, I compensate by mining.

Do you know how much my anxiety goes up when I go down one? It doesn't help that these stupid skeletons keep shooting at me and zombies trying to get a piece of this ass.

Not that I blame them, but still.

Alright, now we go some iron shit, time to go deeper.

You can make that sexual real quick.

Anyway, we are deep enough to find the mother of all ores.

Redstone.

Do you know how much you can pull off with redstone? A lot. As an engineer, I do know.

I FOUND REDSTONE! Oh, and diamonds, I guess. That's a thing.

Back to the surface, I start attempting to build a house.

Attempting meaning I just building a huge block of cobblestone.

Next: AUTOMATE EVERYTHING!

Let's be honest. I should be trying to complete the game.

BUT FUCK THAT!

Then I realized I needed quartz.

To the Nether!

You know, this place matches me well. After collecting some shit, I head back and continue automating.

Before I know it, it's nighttime! Because I don't feel like beating mobs and you lay in bed for five seconds, I decide to hop in to make it day time.

However, when I wake up, I'm back in my room.

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"FUCKING DAMN IT! ALL THAT WORK FOR NOTHING?! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MIND!"