Prompt: Izuku becoming an animal.
He hates it. Great job.

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I wake up in a goddamn alleyway. I don't know what the fuck happened, but I know that I need to figure this out.

I stand up, and the first thing I notice is that I am way too close to the ground. Did I get hit with a height quirk? I hate this already! I look around to see my civilian clothes scattered nearby. At least I was a citizen.

One less thing for the media to call me out on.

I find a nearby puddle and wander over to it. All at once, reality sets in.

I am a fucking cat. Not just any cat, but a really small cat. A furred cat that can easily get germs. I'm mostly black beside the top of my head being green like my hair, and my eyes being green as well.

Breath, Izuku.

I need to get back to UA.

I'm thankful that I had nothing useful on me as I run out of the alleyway and look around. I must admit that I'm really feeling Mineta because I can't see shit down here!

"Mommy, look, a kitty!"

Oh fuck, please don't tell me that the kid is talking about me.

I spin around to see a little girl bent down to my level reaching for me. Yip, she is talking about me. NOT TODAY, BRAT!

I run off and hope to find my way back to UA.

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FOR ONCE IN MY GOD DAMN LIFE, LUCK IS ON MY SIDE! I ENDED UP RUNNING THE RIGHT WAY! SURE, THAT MOUNTAIN IS A BITCH TO CLIMB, BUT I MADE IT!

Now, how am I going to get into UA? Usually, it goes by facial-recognition; however, my face is kind of gone. I search around the school to find a tree that reaches over the wall.

Cats can climb, right? Oh, and they can jump without dying from a height! This should work out!

I squat down a little bit before zooming up the tree to the branch I need to reach. I climb to the edge of the branch, and I can understand why cats don't want to jump down from trees now. It looks like fucking hell.

Taking a deep breath, I make a leap of faith into the UA gardens.

SCORE FOR IZUKU!

I land in the dirt with a growl. Fucking dirt. What's next?

After some thinking, I decide I need to find Koda. He is the only one I can talk to right now with his quirk.

Goal 1: Get to Koda's room. Surprisingly, this is easy because everyone is too busy with their own shit.

Goal 2: Get Koda's attention. I believe I did this logically. I kept ramming to the door until it opens to reveal Koda. My eyes sparkle. It worked!

"Koda, it's Izuku! I got hit by a quirk that turns me into a stupid cat!" Of course, it sounds like mere meows to everyone else, but this is a bloody message.

Koda looks at me with recognition in his eyes as he bends down. He starts signing as he is a quiet student, "You are so small! What should I do?"

"Take me to Aizawa-sensei. Carry me, please? This is the one chance you will get of touching me. Just make sure to wash your hands after.

Let me give you an idea of how small I am; I fit in the palm of Koda's hand. Sure, he has a large hand, but I am still small AF!

I can feel him starting to shake as he goes to the teacher's dorms.

"Don't worry, Koda! I got you, sweetheart! You're doing great!"

Koda blushes. When he arrives, he knocks on the door. It takes a moment, but Shouta does come to the door. Koda, being nervous about someone 'scary' like Shouta, he fiercely raises his palm to reveal me.

"What up, bitch!?" I meow out. The best part is he can't understand me.

"Koda, why do you have a kitten?" Shouta asks is a calmer tone than usual. Wait, he likes cats.

Fuck, I'm dead.

I'm not going to force Koda to talk, so I do a logical move to get his attention.

I jump at his face!

"Koda, what is with this kitten?!" Shouta growls in surprise as he grabs me by the chest and pulls me back. Carefully, he looks over me. Finally, the pieces click together in his minuscule brain, "Izuku?"

I nod the best a cat can. The man has the nerve to start laughing at me!

"You're so small. Thank you, Koda. I got him from here." As soon as Koda gets the signal, he runs off back to the student's dorms. Shouta takes the chance to place me in the palm of his hand. I don't think I have ever seen the man laugh so much, and that's fucking rude because it's at my misery.

I meow at him, causing him to break out in laughter more.

"Shouta, what's going on?" Hizashi asks as he approaches, "OH MY GOSH, THE KITTY IS SO CUTE AND SMALL! WHAT'S ITS NAME?! NEM, COME LOOK AT THIS!" My ears droop from the noise

Kill me.

Nemuri joins the fray, and she starts to reach out for me. Hell no.

I run up Shouta's arm, hop on top of his head, and sit there. I hear the clicking of cameras, but I don't care.

I am finally the tallest of them all.

Shouta finally recovers, "That's Izuku, guys."

. . .

"WHAT?!" My ears droop once more as I flick my tail in annoyance.

"Why is he so small!?" Nemuri asks as she watches me.

"No idea. Koda just brought him to me. I have no idea what happened." Shouta replies. He steps away from the door and starts going to the kitchen. Once he's close, I hop on the counter, turn on the water to the sink, and jump in the water.

"Huh, so he's still a germaphobe," Hizashi says as the three watch me clean myself.

Shouta sighs as he watches me practically drown myself, "Izuku, cats don't need to bathe."

"Fuck you!"

Nemuri chuckles, "He even sounds so adorable and angry when he meows!"

Just so everyone knows: this day was hell.