Prompt: Izuku speaks in memes for the whole day
KitKat on Discord. Alright. Let's do this.
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Why do I do this to myself?

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"Izuku! I have a challenge for you!" Hizashi yells as he bursts into my dorm.

I look up from my case, "What's up?"

"Remember that dare you made me do for hundred bucks where I had to use memes for my screams?"

"Yeah?" Hizashi drops a wad of cash on my desk.

"If you can do just memes for an entire day, I will give you a hundred bucks back. If not, you have to cuddle with me."

"Wait, why is that the deal?"

"You're small and your hair is fluffy. Perfect cuddle partner!" I consider my choices because, let's be honest, doing memes for an entire day is hard AF.

"Alright. When do I start?"

"Tomorrow."

"Gotcha! MAY THE GAMES BEGIN!"

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The next morning, I burst into the teacher's living room, "AH, GOOD MORNING!"

Thankfully, Nemuri and Hizashi don't leave me hanging, "TODAY'S A WONDERFUL DAY TODAY!"

Shouta looks over at Hizashi, "You seriously dared him?"

Hizashi nods excitably, "Yip yip! Today is going to be fun!"

I grin, "GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS?!"

Yagi, completely unaware of what the hell is going on, says, "Wednesday?"

"It's Wednesday, my dudes...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-!" I am quickly get cut off by Shouta's stupid scarf.

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"DIS BITCH EMPTY! YEET!"

"That is inappropriate conduct, Izuku! You can't go around littering!"

"IIDA, YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT!"

"What croissant?"

Kaminari thankfully fills in for me, " It's a meme, bro."

"What's a meme, bro?"

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I walk over and throw Iida out the window.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

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"Yes, I would like to talk about my crippling depression. I need a gun. Guns are the solution to everything."

Shouta sighs, "Come on, kid."

Yeah, he leads me to Hound Dog after hearing that.

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"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!

NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE!

NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU!"

"Izuku, at least sing it correctly, " Nemuri attempts to ask.

"AH TO THE NAH TO THE NO NO NO!"

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"HERE'S THE. MOTHER FUCKING. TEA!"

Hizashi lays against a table, "WHAT'S THE TEA, SIS?"

"Guac-amole guac guacamole."

"This is the weirdest thing I have ever asked you to do."

"But it's Gucci because even though I say I am fine, I am not fine."

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"Harambe, please save me."

Hound Dog sighs, "You might want to send your kid to the psych ward, Aizawa."

"I'll consider it. " Fucking rude.

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"You know what Shouta's meme would be?"

Shouta starts walking away, but Hizashi grabs his arm and says, "What?"

"Every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your no-yelling sock and soon you will have a weapon to beat-"

Hizashi and Nemuri instantly burst out laughing at that.

"Oh, what about me?!" Hizashi asks.

I clear my throat, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Okay, we get the point. What about Nemuri?"

"What - ah! Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!"

"That's true. You?"

"Ya'll still hating? It's about to be summertime and ya'll still hating! Do I give a fuck?"

"No, not one!"

"How many fucks do I give?!"

"Zero!"

"Exactly, so therefore your comment is-"

"Irrelevant!" "Irrelevant!"

Shouta runs a hand through his hair, "Hizashi, tell him to stop."

"No! I'm enjoying this!"

Yeah, today was painful...but I got a hundred bucks, so it was completely worth it!