Prompt:
I feel like Izuku would poke people with mister stub to get their attention and/or to freak people out! That or him saying that he had to learn how to clap with no hands 👀
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This is going to be short, but I got chu, fam.
Obviously, he lacks an arm here.

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Do you want to know the best result from losing my arm? I can freak people out with Mister Stub! Allow me to explain.

As I am always bored, I decided to go chill out in Nemuri's class because she doesn't kick me out.

Bless her for that, by the way.

Anyway, I am watching her teach her third years students when I notice one of them asleep.

This gives me a brilliant idea to walk over to them and poke them with Mister Stub.

Oh boy, the reaction was worth it.

When the student looks up, the first thing they see is Mister Stub, and they scream to the point of causing my ears to ring!

I can guarantee you that to this day, nobody has fallen asleep in this class unless they want to face the wrath of a missing arm!

Another time, Ochaco was talking to the rest of the girls in class 1-A in the lounge area, and she was the only one that didn't see me approaching.

I walked up behind the couch and tapped her with Mister Stub. That situation was less than ideal because Ochaco used her quirk on me and flew me to the ceiling. THANK ABOVE I MADE SHOCK-ABSORBANT SHOES! Though, I do question why Nezu made the roofs so high.

Obviously, I made a use for Mister Stub.

However, if you know anything, you know that I am a dramatic bitch. As a dramatic bitch, I need to clap.

AND BOY DO I CLAP ALOT! I didn't realize this until when I was sassing Shouta off, and I couldn't hear the claps but it felt like I was doing it. Creepy AF.

So I had to substitute.

Honest to God, my new way is much better because it makes so much more noise.

What do I do?

I smash my hand onto a table, or if I really feel like pissing off the neighbors, I will bash my hand into the wall.

It hurts like a bitch, but boy is it worth it!

One time, Shouta and I got into another argument about my sleep schedule, and Hizashi was over that day with me. When I was telling a story, I slammed my hand into Shouta's wall over and over to make it more dramatic.

Unfortunately, it got the side-effect of waking a cat up and then said cat forces you to cuddle with him until you knock out.

BUT DAMN IT WAS WORTH IT! HE KNEW THE ANGER I FELT THERE!

That's life without a hand for ya! See ya later, alligator!