Prompt: Nezu takes over the world.I know this starts off-topic, but give it a moment. I tried, okay?

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So Nezu randomly went out and said that the school is on vacation for a week. Then, he said that the teachers plus my mom, Eri, and I are going on a private island vacation, which I am offended about because he didn't ask if we had any plans. He just did it.

I know I didn't have plans, but I'm still offended. Especially when, at this point in time, I hate islands.

Should I be concerned about that? Yeah, but he told me what's going to happen, so I'm just going to enjoy my vacation.

That leads us here: Nezu's private island! Generally, when I think of a private island with Nezu's name, I expect a survival island. The rat is sadistic like that. For his entertainment, probably release an invasive species on it as well.

Thankfully, that's not the case! It's actually a nice island with a mansion on it!

Now where's the twist?

"Oh, this is a nice place!" Mom announces as she steps off the plane (that will be leaving us so we have no way of getting off be we'll ignore that) with Eri right beside her.

"I know right? I'm impressed there's actually a house!" I say.

Hizashi snorts, "Kid, he's our employer. He kind of has to treat us right."

"Uh, bullshit. He could give two fucks about the laws."

"Language! We have children here." Yeah, I'm aware, but Mom is already guiding Eri to the possible trap, so it's fine.

"I already explained to Eri not to say some words unless absolutely necessary. It's completely fine."

"And we are supposed to expect you to have told her correctly?" Snipe points out.

"I don't see you taking care of her," I wave my hand as I walk to follow after Mom and Eri. The rest of the teachers join the short trek as well.

Shouta sighs, "Izuku, let's not piss anyone off the first day."

"Tell that to America's second child."

"Who's the first?" Nemuri asks.

"Yagi." I can hear Yagi coughing blood from that, but that's the punchline at this point.

"Makes sense," She says as she huffs out with laughter.

It does not take us long to get inside, and I am shocked there is furniture. And electricity! Everything is here, so what is the fucking catch?!

"I don't think I have ever seen someone so concerned about a nice-looking place," Vlad decides to announce my thoughts to the entire room.

I spin to face him, "Excuse me, but did you happen to forget who our boss is? I'll give you a hint: it's Nezu. The amount of trust you are putting in this rat is astonishing to me."

"If anything, it's you calling him a rat that will kill us!"

"Nezu likes me though: that's why I am here. I can say what I want about him because we are on equal levels. It's just you guys who can't except maybe Shouta since he is his favorite teacher."

"Seriously?"

"No offense, but you father your class like the children you couldn't have."

Shouta decides that it would be a smart idea to grab me and lead me away with our stuff. However, before he steps out of the room, he turns his head and calls, "He isn't wrong."

Then proceeds to walk out.

It's moments like these that redeems my often dwindling faith in Shouta.

Not much happens for a while, so I'll summarize it.

I end up learning about one of the catches rather quickly: there isn't enough rooms for everyone to have their own, so you have to share a room with someone or two unless you want to sleep on the beach.

Since there are four more of us than usual, shit had to change.

Hizashi and Nemuri usually share a room while Shouta slept in the living room to avoid their dumbasses. Since Shouta has to babysit me for some reason, he has to take a room too. I don't know why we can't just chill in the living room, but I digress. Hizashi and Nemuri decide to bunk with us, so that frees a room technically? I mean, Shouta is taking a room now when he usually wouldn't so I don't think so really. Either way, it gets one of us off the list.

And all I am thinking is thank fuck the beds are queen size and not singles.

I don't know what happens to the rest of them bitches, but they settle one day or another.

The day is chill until nighttime.

We are all sitting in the living room eating dinner (happily provided by Lunch Rush) when, out of nowhere, the TV turns on to reveal Nezu's face on the news. More specifically, his face sitting in Japan Prime Minister's office.

Oh boy.

"Hello, everyone! For those unaware, I am Nezu, otherwise known as the principal of UA high! As most are probably unaware, UA high is on vacation this week in order for me to take over the world, as I have done clearly seeing how everybody as been locked out of their respective government buildings and only I can get to the data needed. Of course, you are more than willing to try and get in, but that is highly unlikely as it will either lead to your devices exploding and/or your death."

Yeah, everyone in the room is freaking out except Shouta, RG, and I. Shouta didn't know this was going to happen, but I guess he isn't surprised by his boss's actions. RG and I did know for specific reasons you are about to see.

"With that out of the way, I would first like to announce my VP and right hand man of this operation. My VP is Recovery Girl," A picture of her old face pops up, "And my right handman is the well known Izuku Midoriya!"

A picture of me pops up and-

"Ew, why did he have to show the one of my Nezu cosplay?" I say in response. I hate it.

Practically everyone looks at Recovery Girl and I and screams, "YOU TWO KNEW?!"

"Of course I know," I huff, rolling my eyes.

Recovery Girl nods, "He is too scared to stand up to me, so he offered the position in exchange for letting this happen."

Yagi nervously chuckles, "That doesn't sound very heroic."

"You'll see why I did it in a moment."

"With that out of the way, you may be wondering why I am doing this. Well, it's rather simple: this world needs change, and we want to make that change happen faster. We have so much discrimination and villains that are about to take over, so I thought that it would be a logical move to do it before them and fix all the issues! Therefore, my first act as world leader is this: everyone must have a Venmo account by the end of the month. If you are unable to get one due to lack of a device, if you report to your nearest government building, they are offering cellphones for those in need. The purpose is to increase money exchange rate that will allow money to easily get to those who truly need it.

That is all I have to say for now! I will send another announcement later! Have a good morning, afternoon, or evening everyone!"

The TV shuts off.

So that happened. But hey, I have world power now!

Maijima sighs, "I'm not shocked...I'm just concerned for why he wants everyone to have a Venmo account. Why not a Paypal?"

"Because it's easier for him to threaten money out of people if they have an easier way of transferring it. Plus Venmo sounds cooler," I explain.

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"Who wants to stay here forever say I," Hizashi says, and practically everyone does except Shouta, Recovery Girl, and me.

Considering Nezu now has all the nuclear weapons under his paws, I don't blame them one bit!

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Author's Note
This is a weird one, but I think I did alright.

Oh, by the way, the reason why RG is VP is because, if you don't know, RG is considered to have a lot of power in UA, similar to Nezu's level.If that doesn't say anything, I don't know what does!