Prompt: Izuku may or may not have found a website that allows him to put names of his peers and enemies to see who wins.I did find that. I am doing the stimulation. I have no control over what anybody does. This is just the program called the Hunger Games Stimulation by brantsteel. It's fun, I'll say that.

Warning: Suicide is referenced for a moment.

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"Izuku, you're too quiet," Shouta says as I am typing away on the couch in the teacher's dorm.

"Uh-huh. And?" I ask, focused on my project.

"You have nothing to work on, so what are you working on?"

"Nothing."

Shouta sighs as he approaches and looks over my shoulder, "...why is my name there?"

"Because it can?"

"And Nemuri's, Hizashi's, and a bunch of other teachers?"

"Hold up, what?!" Hizashi yells from the kitchen, and immediately comes out with Nemuri behind him, "What are you getting me involved in now?!"

"And me," Nemuri adds. Other teachers come by, really suspicious of me now.

I click my tongue, "I'm just putting us through the Hunger Games is all!"

Cementoss furrows his eyebrows, "The Hunger Games?"

Vlad storms right up to me, "THIS IS NEZU'S IDEA, ISN'T IT?!"

I about slapped the bitch, "NOT THE ACTUAL HUNGER GAMES, YOU MORON! JUST A STIMULATION!"

"...Oh."

"YEAH, OH!"

Nemuri interrupts us, "And you were going to do this without including us?! We want to know what happens too!"

Multiple other teachers nod.

Of course, there is one person who doesn't know what I am doing.

"What's the hunger games?" Yagi asks, and I can't help but be disappointed in him. I almost leave him out just for amusement, but someone has to inform him.

"It's a series about people facing eachother to the death," Surprisingly, Recovery Girl is the one to inform him.

"Oh."

Maijima sighs, "And I assume we are all in there?"

I nod, "Plus other pro heroes, yip yip!"

Hizashi's eyes widen, "That's mean you grouped us together."

"Uh-huh!"

"You better have put me with Shouta or Nemuri!"

"Uh, you think I'm sharing Shouta? You can have Nemuri."

"Thank you! BESTIES FOR LIFE!"

Nemuri claps, "BESTIES FOR LIFE!"

Maijima sighs louder, "Not like we have anything else to do," He sits down on the couch across from me, "Who did you team up?" The teachers follow him, and I end up with Hizashi on one side of me and Shouta on the other.

Welp, I guess this is a show now.

I clap as I read out each district, "Alright then!

District One: Shouta and I

District Two: Zashi and Nemuri

District Three: Nezu and Recovery Girl."

"Why? Do you want us to die?" Vlad points out.

"Who are you talking to?"

"Oh."

"Yeah. Back to it,

District Four: Yagi and Gran Torino

District Five: Endeavor and Snipe!"

Snipe immediately intervenes, "Hold it, why am I with him?!"

"Because your both dicks," I continue before Snipe can continue to rebel, "Moving on,

District 6: Cementoss and Maijima

District 7: Lunch Rush and Mom."

"You are not willing to be on the same team as your mom?" Hound Dog asks, probably marking it down for our next therapy session.

"Look, man. I would feel worse if she died while she was in my district. Besides, I trust Lunch Rush to take care of her better than me since he can make food." Lunch Rush gives me a thumbs up, so that's good to know.

"...continue."

"District 8: Hound Dog and Ectoplasm

District 9: Hawks and Mirko

District 10: Ms. Joke and Wash

District 11: Rock Lock and Mt Lady

District 12: Vlad King and Uwabami."

Vlad King looks at me like I lost it, "Why her?"

"Because I don't like her that much. Are we ready to begin the games?"

"Yes!" Exclaims the room. And with that, I click the proceed button for the reaping.

"Alright, so I lot of these are the same thing, so if I don't mention your name, you just ran off.

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Zashi, Nemuri, Recovery Girl, and Mom share everything they gathered before running. Well, glad to know that y'all are there for her."

Hizashi pats my shoulder as Nemuri hums, "Zashi and I make sense, but why RG and Mom? Why aren't they with their partners."

"You really expect me to stick with him?" RG asks, and everyone shakes their head.

I shake my head as well, "Moving on,

Wash scares Cementoss away from the Cornucopia. I don't blame you, homie, though that's a funny image.

I grab a jaw of fishing bait while Shouta grabs fishing gear...why?"

That gets a cackle from the two morons in our squad while Shouta simply shrugs. For something stupid, he seems oddly interested in this.

I shake my head, "

Snipe grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Lunch Rush SHOOTS AN ARROW INTO UWABAMI'S HEAD! DAMN, DEFENDING MY MOM ALREADY!"

"Lunch Rush, do you have a dark side you would like to talk about?" Hound Dog asks, and Lunch Rush shakes his head.

Vlad Kind looks done, "I don't know how to feel about this."

I click my tongue, "Me neither, buddy. Keep in mind that I just put the names in. It's literally up to the computer what it does after that, so don't expect realism.

Ms. Joke grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Nezu grabs a shovel."

"That says alot," Hizashi points out, and I have to agree.

"That's the end of the bloodbath. I'm actually shocked that the squad literally stuck together somewhat. What a coincidence. So far, only Uwabami is dead. Good job, everyone here is alive!"

"But now we need to watch out for Lunch Rush, " Cementoss points out.

"Apparently. It is now time for day one!

Lunch Rush and Maijima threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die."

Maijima sighs, "What the hell?" Lunch Rush looks just as disappointed.

Ectoplasm shakes his head, "Well, at least we don't have to worry about Lunch Rush anymore?"

"True," Nemuri says.

I clap to get their attention, "We have a lot to go through people.

Ectoplasm tries to sleep through the entire day.

Snipe overhears Nemuri and Yagi talking in the distance. What you two be talking about?"

Nemuri purrs, "You know...adult stuff." That leads to Yagi blushing hard. Oh boy.

"I'm going to forget you said that.

Cementoss travels to higher ground.

Shouta, ENDEAVOR, AND NEZU GET INTO A FIGHT! SHOUTA TRIUMPHANTLY KILLS THEM BOTH! GO BESTIE!"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" The room yells.

Vlad King screams, "You're telling me that Aizawa killed Endeavor and Nezu, probably two of the biggest threats in the room?!"

I grin as I nod quickly, "Uh-huh! That means you shouldn't mess with him!

Hawks collects fruit from a tree.

I track down and kill Ms. Joke!"

Shouta pats my head, "Good job, kid."

Hizashi laughs, "Stop her from interfering with our relationship early!" Nemuri is cackling while the rest of the room is just concerned.

I shake my head with amusement, "

Rock Lock attacks Wash, but he manages to escape.

Mirko stalks Gran Torino

Hound Dog tends to Zashi's wounds. Thanks, man."

Hound Dog woofs, "Not a problem."

"RG sprains her ankle while running away from Mom...she probably got that experience from chasing me.

Mt Lady collects fruit from a tree.

Vlad King fishes."

"So...Aizawa and Izuku killed three people in one day?" Maijima asks, double checking.

"Yes. Apparently, we did."

"New threat: District One."

"And I'm proud of it. Clicking next...Ooo, and arena event!

Carnivorous squirrels start attacking the tributes!

Mirko survives.

Recovery Girl, in agony, kills Hound Dog so he does not have to be attacked by the squirrels...I don't know how to feel about that."

"I would like to believe that I was considerate," RG responds, though I think she is concerned with her character's own actions. So is Hound Dog but he isn't saying anything.

"Nemuri survives.

Mt Lady survives. Damn it.

Vlad King tries to kill as many squirrels as he can, but there are too many! YES!"

"You're a brat! This game is jinxed!" The man huffs as he stands up and storms off.

I pop my lips, "I promise that this game is not jinxed...anywhos.

Ectoplasm uses the squirrels to his advantage, shoving Wash into them. Eh, he was unimportant anyway.

The squirrels separate and kill Rock Lock and Inko. MOM, NO!"

"RIP Inko," Nemuri starts, and we all repeat. WHY SHE HAVE TO GO SO EARLY?!

"Now, off topic of that, why was she with Rock Lock? We have our issues," Nobody provides a response," Alright then.

I survive. Yay.

Gran Torino is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels. I think that means he's just injured, though.

Cementoss survives.

Yagi uses the squirrels to his advantage, shoving Snipe into them. I like you now, Yagi."

"I-" Yagi says, very confused.

Snipe goes over to him and pats his shoulder, "Don't worry bout it. It's just a game."

Yagi is still confused.

I continue, "

Hizashi survives.

Shouta uses the squirrels to his advantage, shoving Hawks into them."

"Okay, four people for District One," Ectoplasm addresses, "And Aizawa killed 3 of the biggest threats."

Hizashi grins, "It's kind of hot." Oh boy, Zashi, no.

Shouta looks away blushing, and I can't help but roll my eyes.

I sigh, "Let's continue,

14 cannon shots can be heard in the distance for Uwabami, Lunch Rush, Maijima, Endeavor, Nezu, Ms. Joke, Hound Dog, Vlad King, Wash, Rock Lock, Mom, Gran Torino, Snipe, and Hawks. I did not realize that many people died."

Everyone nods in agreement.

"That means there's only ten left, right?" Nemuri asks, and I nod.

"Only ten left, and 4 is the squad. That's going to be interesting since this thing shouldn't know that we are a squad."

"So we might kill each other?!" Hizashi yells, nearly using his quirk.

"I hope not, but it's likely.

Districts 5, 7, 10, and 12 are completely wiped. The only Districts that have both players alive are Districts 1 and 2."

"Probably because one team is a group of murderers apparently," Snipe huffs.

"Oh, shush. Not our fault we're better than you. Time to proceed to night 1.

Mirko, Yagi, and I discuss the games and what might happen in the morning. Unrealistic, but I digress.

Ectoplasm overpowers Shouta, killing him..."

"Guess I am the biggest threat now," Ectoplasm way too calmly says, and the three squad members nod.

"No shit.

Nemuri, RG, and Mt Lady cheerfully sing songs together. Mood but also unrealistic.

Hizashi and Cementoss tell stories about themselves to each other. Okay, an alright night if you ignore Ectoplasm killing my bestie and partner."

"Maybe you will team up with us?" Nemuri asks.

"I'm probably going to do something stupid now. Watch. Clicking proceed now. OH, it's the feast!

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Ectoplasm severely injures Mirko, but puts her out of her misery. Not shocking at this point.

Cementoss and RG get into a fight over raw meat, but RG gives up and runs away. Ew.

Nemuri decides not to go to The Feast.

Hizashi decides not to go to The Feast.

Yagi spears me in the abdomen. See what I mean by something stupid? I will admit that it's more realistic though. I don't think I'm alive now. At least it's a quick death."

Yagi shakes his head, "I would never spear you, Young Izuku."

"You did mentally when I was young, so you already did, no worries!" I say with a grin, "Moving on.

Mt Lady decides not to go to The Feast."

"So the power part of the squad is gone?" Hizashi asks with a sad face.

"I think so. Onto day 2.

Recovery Girl collects fruit from a tree.

Mt Lady searches for a water source.

Cementoss thinks about home.

Ectoplasm constructs a shack.

Nemuri receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Probably me, just saying.

Yagi sprains his ankle while running away from Hizashi. You go, Hizashi! Also, I'm not mentioned, so I think I'm dead. Cool!"

Ectoplasm, "You two killed four people. I don't know what you expected."

"To kill more.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance for Shouta, Mirko, and I."

Hizashi wraps his arm around my shoulder and gives me a side hug, "You two had a strong start though."

"True. District 2 is the only team with two people alive now. Go Nemuri and Hizashi! Now to proceed to night 2.

Mt Lady goes to sleep.

Hizashi, Ectoplasm, Recovery Girl, and Yagi tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. Hizashi want to explain?"

Hizashi chuckles nervously, "Just warming them up before the kill."

"You better be.

Nemuri throws a knife into Cementoss's chest. That's literally the only person who hasn't messed with us."

Nemuri shrugs, "This is my character, not me. Remember that."

"Just messing, jeez. Day 3

Yagi attacks Ectoplasm, but he manages to escape.

RG constructs a shack.

Nemuri searches for firewood.

Hizashi searches for firewood.

Mt Lady explores the arena. Yeah, not much happened today."

Hound Dog ruffs, "That's not a bad thing."

"Uh-huh. Anyway.

One cannon shot can be heard in the distance for Cementoss. District 6 is down, and sorry to any other districts I ignored. Let's just get to night 3.

Hizashi, Ectoplasm, Yagi, and RG sleep in shifts. Hizashi, I think you're shitting me."

"I am not! Just give it a moment!" Hizashi exclaims. I roll my eyes at him.

"Mt Lady thinks about winning.

Nemuri thinks about winning. I think a girl fight is about to go down."

"And I'm going to beat her ass!" Nemuri tells as she laughs.

"I wonder how she would feel about this," Cementoss says aloud.

I shrug, "No clue, but she will never find this out unless I post about it on my twitter. Day 4

Hizashi collects fruit from a tree.

Ectoplasm and Nemuri work together for the day. Ma'am, this ain't a fight."

"I'm just using his, dear," Nemuri explains, though I think she is shitting me.

"Mt Lady practices her archer.

Yagi travels to higher ground.

RG discovers a river. Slow day today too. I'm just going to skip to night.

Mt Lady attempts to climb a tree, but falls on RG, killing them both. I don't think the fight is happening."

RG facepalms and Nemuri shrugs, "I mean, at least she is dead.

"True.

Ectoplasm and NEMURI HOLD HANDS! MA'AM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN?!"

"As I said before, give it time!"

"I DON'T SHIP THIS!"

"I DON'T SHIP THIS EITHER, BUT YOU SEE WHERE I AM!"

I huff, "Yagi cries himself to sleep. Cool.

Hizashi cries himself to sleep. Not so cool. Alright then. Day 5.

Ectoplasm spears Nemuri in the abdomen. Aw, you died just like me!"

Nemuri huffs, "You really are a brat."

"But you love me."

"Yes. Yes, I do."

"Yagi discovers a river.

Hizashi, the only living member of the squad left, collects fruit from a tree."

Hizashi grins, "Top three!"

"Look, top three means nothing. Being number one does! Now, onto the arena event!

Carnivorous squirrels start attacking the tributes again!

The squirrels separate and kill Ectoplasm and Hizashi..." I look at both of them, "Y'all made it all this way onto to die to squirrels."

Hizashi offers me an awkward smile while Ectoplasm shrugs, "At least it isn't to you."

"Wow. Wow, that's mean. Such a meanie pants. Let's finish this.

Five cannon shots can be heard in the distance for Mt Lady, RG, Nemuri, Ectoplasm, and Hizashi. Yagi, the motherfucker who didn't even know what this was until today, won. Someone loves this man.

However, that was fun. I realized I was a mass murderer with Shouta as a character!"

"I agree! We should do this again!" Hizashi exclaims.

"Right now?"

"Ooo, sure!"

Maijima stands up, "I want no part in this," And proceeds to storm away. Unforntuately, most of the teachers walk away except the squad. Hizashi still has his arm wrapped around my shoulders, Nemuri is beside him, and Shouta is knocked out beside me.

I click my tongue, "Alright then. Let's see how long it takes for one of us to win!"

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Interesting how this went. I'm not mad at it though. This just came to me an hour ago, and I'm glad I got to share this with you guys!This might have been one of my favorite things to write for how stupid it is.If y'all want a legit hunger games, I'll consider it.Anyway, later!