Prompt: something along the lines of izuku try to get todoroki to go on a date with him
This comes from Discord, so let's do this.

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"Todoroki, date me!"

"No."

"Why not?!"

"Not interested."

"Does that mean you are gay?"

"No."

"Fuck."

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Strategy Two: Keep giving Todoroki cold soba till he goes on a date with me.

Two thousand American dollars later and he is now in the hospital due to having no eating limit.

Yeah, he didn't stop eating.

But bitch, me.

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Round Three: Blast Todoroki's father.

I mean, he's happy about it. Endeavor is finally getting a piece of his own medicine.

But he still won't date me.

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Idea Four: Love potion

Nezu got me in trouble for drugging somebody's food. He gave me an hour lecture on that shit.

It didn't work anyway.

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I learned something after these experiences.

You don't need a man.

You just need yourself and food.

I will no longer chase Todoroki. Or Ochaco. Or Ashido. Or Kacchan. Or anyone really.

I only need me, myself and I, bitches!