Prompt: So the original thing was supposed to be a whole event thing, but I don't know how I was going to do it. Apparently, I made this almost a year ago. I don't have any plans for it, but I like how Shouta tries to be nice here, so I'm putting it here.

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If Shouta is calling for you, you are screwed in some shape or form so you better be ready for pain and suffering. This is especially true for me.

Shouta texted me five minutes ago asking to meet in his dorm. Why am I not in there now? I was trying to figure out what the fuck I did wrong today. As far as I know, I am completely innocent besides for calling Yagi a bottom again, but that's normal at this point so it shouldn't trigger this.

I'm sad that I live right next to his apartment. Otherwise, I would be taking my sweetass time walking.

I don't even bother to knock when I burst into his apartment with my usual energy. Actually, how haven't I broke down the door, yet? I'll question it later.

Surprising even me, I see Hizashi and Nemuri on the couch with Shouta standing over them. Wait, we haven't done shit together!

Shouta turns to me, "Too you long enough. Sit." I mean, he seems chill?

"...no. Just tell me what I did wrong so I can be free."

"What makes you think you're in trouble?" That's a question?

Hizashi quickly interrupts, "I told you so, didn't I?! You only ever call us when we are in trouble with you somehow!" Nemuri and I are quick to agree with him.

Shouta sighs, "Let's start with this: nobody is in trouble. This is meant to be a fun thing."

Now it's my turn to break, "You know how to have fun?!"

"I will withdraw it if you don't shut up," I will for now, "good. Now, I managed to get everyone to be free this Saturday, and shut up Izuku before you explode because it's not going to go against you. I made sure of that. We're going to the carnival together." Damn, he knows me well.

"Wait, the carnival that you didn't allow me to go to with class 1-A? Bitch, you could have just told me that you wanted to take the squad privately instead of just straight up rejecting me!"

"Oof," Nemuri adds for dramatic effect.

"I didn't want to guarantee anything in case the break did not get through for one of you."

"Wait, then why are we having a meeting over this? Usually, you just walk into my room, tell me to get dress because we're going somewhere, and leave."

"Because I have three rules specifically for you to follow." I want to cry.

"Sir, I am technically a full-time hero. Just unpaid and cuter."

"Yes, yet you still lack self-control."

"It's not like you can stop me from taking over the world."

"No, but I can make everyone's lives a bit more convenient."

"And if I choose not to go because of them or to disobey?"

"You're not going out for a month except to workout with me, and I'm not going to go easy on you."

"What are they?"

"First, you must leave all your electronics here including your arm so you don't cheat."

"Uh, I'm going to find a way to cheat anyway. And you know how weird it is going out without an arm!"

"You need to get used to it so that you can have a break. What if you are caught without it on? You wear it too much already." Okay, I guess that's valid.

"Next?"

"You have to sleep that night."

"Rude, but fine. Final?"

"You have to wear a harness."

"...what?"

Shouta pulls out a harness that you put on a goddamn toddler, "That way I don't lose you, and I can keep you near me. I had Powerloader make it Izuku-proof." This man has the nerve to tell me this with a straight-face. To make it worst, Hizashi and Nemuri could not keep their mouths shut and started laughing!

"That's just bullshit! I should be allowed to wander where I want without having a guy that looks like a child predator following after me!"

"I can just leave you behind."

"You are increasing my depression levels substantially."

Hizashi, being the goddamn simp he is, decides to defend his boyfriend, "It can't be that bad, Izu! Come on, just deal with it! You'll probably break it later anyway!" I mean, he ain't wrong.

"Can't he get arrested for this?"

Shouta shakes his head, "I'm your guardian, remember? Once they see you, disguise or not, they will understand."

"I still think that is so unfair. Why aren't Zashi and Nem on leashes?"

"Because they are adults, and they are responsible for themselves. Their problem if they get in trouble. You're a child, and I'm responsible for you."

"I'm willing to accept the consequences!"

"You would just break out."

"Same difference."

"Are you coming or not?"

"If it gets me out of work, fine."