Prompt: So I legit forgot today's was Mother's day, so this is written, in like, ten minutes or something.
It's a mess like me!
Happy Mother's Day!

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It's Mother's day, and I have shit planned!

I have a couple of bouquets specialty made, so let's do it!

And before you say 'IZU! YOUR MOM HAS DEALT WITH YOUR BULLSHIT FOR 16 YEARS! SHE DESERVES HELLA MORE THAN A FUCKING BOUQUET!'

To that, I say that you are absolutely right! I have something more for her! A lot more. Like, we aren't doing just the cone: we are doing the filling, the fudge rim, the top, more toppings, and the fucking cherry.

WE ARE GOING ALL OUT FOR HER!

That doesn't mean we can't give out minor gifts to others, though.

I walk in with the first bouquet and set it in front of Shouta, who is chilling on the couch with Hizashi.

Shouta looks at it before looking at me with confusion, "What's this, brat?"

This may be a slight insult, but it works, "Since you are the woman in your relationship, you get to celebrate Mother's Day, so Happy Mother's Day, Shouta." Hizashi and Nemuri, who is just coming out, burst out laughing.

Meanwhile, Shouta is contemplating his choices, "I can't tell if you are teasing me or if you are being genuine. However, because this is you, I will get with the second and say thank you."

"You're welcome! Glad you took it with a stride! Now, one moment!" I run off to my room, come back with another one, and hand it to Nemuri, "Happy Mother's Day, Nem."

Nemuri gives me a confused look, "But I'm not one?"

"You are to me, so close enough."

. . .

"YOU ARE SO SWEET! COME HERE, IZU!"

"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE, NOT GOING IN THE BOOB MONSTER, NOPE NOPE NOPE!"

I manage to run to my room, grab another bouquet, and zoom to class 1-A.

When I enter the lounge area, I go straight to Ashido and hand it to her.

Ashido gives me the second look of confusion for today," What's this for, Izuku?"

"Since you're the one to most likely to have a teenage pregnancy in our class, I decided to celebrate Mother's Day early for you."

"...I don't know how I feel like this."

Iida, of course, has to attack me over this, "Izuku! You can't randomly assume such things, and you shouldn't be saying such things in the first place!"

I huff, "Whatever. Happy Mother's Day!" With that, I walk out.

For what I do with my Mom, I had Nemuri pull her out of the house, cleaned the bitch up, considered killing the dog, and made a huge dinner for her.

Let's just say she was crying from that. It doesn't help I gave her a new computer and phone.

Mom has a new river outside of her cottage now!