Prompt: Today is Kacchan's birthday, so let's make something up real quick!

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I slam down a present on Kacchan's desk before homeroom, "Happy Birthday, asshat!"

He looks at the package suspiciously and looks up, "Seriously, nerd? You think I'm going to fall for that?"

"I was too lazy to make a prank, so I actually got you something."

"I don't trust that."

"For once, you should."

"No."

Thankfully, Kirishima is kind of on my side, "How about I open it with you? It can't be that bad, right?"

"He gave me spiders one year."

"Uh...really, Izuku?"

I nod with a proud smile, "He could have used it to make spider flour. Someone has to open the package."

However, before they get to the opening, Shouta opens the door, walks to the desk, grabs the package and me, and drags us out.

"WHAT?! COME ON!" I yell at the top of my lungs.

Uraraka, being the curious one, asks, "Aizawa-sensei, what did Izuku get Bakugo?"

Shouta glares at me, "The idiot got him marijuana."

I huff, "WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?! HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY 4/20! 4:20 BLAZE IT, SIR! SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!"

"Shut up. We're going to Nezu's."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"