IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!

AND NO, IT AIN'T FUCKING CHRISTMAS, WALMART! IT'S HALLOWEEN BITCHES!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I actually have a to-do list today! It's the following:

-Take over UA

-Help Trick-or-Treaters with Mom

-Halloween party at UA THAT SHOUTA DIDN'T FUCKING INVITE ME TO! IT WAS FLIPPING HIZASHI! LIKE, WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE, SHOUTA! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Honestly, he is going to suffer the worst. I was told about it so I can go help out. I just hope I don't get kicked out!

Let's get to it, shall we? Good news, I don't have to time-skip because I'm already here! I left extra early so Shouta can't get me! Remember the entrance exam room where the teachers stalked the students in the city? That is exactly where I am! You see, Nezu wanted me to fuck this place up for Halloween.

Not surprising. The thing is that nobody is going to survive.

Why?

Nezu and I are working together.

. . .

Yes, two of the smartest insane people in the world are ruining UA. This can only go so wrong! Honestly though, the only bad part is that Nezu forced me to wear a replica of his suit for this. I am wearing such suit. I just decided to rebel, so instead of a red tie and gold tennis shoes, I'm wearing a green tie and red shoes. In addition, I have on my visor that shows me the programming, my phone to hack from wherever, and some special gloves in my pocket. Finally, the book bag of...something.

Moving on!

I ain't going to replicate a rat of all things.

"Are you ready to start the stimulation?" Nezu asks as he spins his chair to face me. He's excited. He's flipping smiling. UA, you're screwed.

"LET'S FUCK THIS BITCH UP!" I scream as I slam down on the big red button. Instantly, the screens light up to show us the whole school. More specifically, the hallways and classrooms are in the spotlight. Robots come out of nowhere as they enter the classrooms. The command goes through.

"Follow me if you don't want to cause trouble."

The command echoes through the school, causing me to grin in satisfaction. So far, the program is working! Reluctantly, the whole school stands as the teachers lead their students. Not surprising, the only one rebelling is Recovery Girl. I turn on the mic of the robot nearest to her to pick up what she is saying.

"You two are ridiculous! Do you have any idea how dangerous this can get?!" Originally, we were going to keep her out of this. However, we need a healer on the field so kids don't die from this prank. That doesn't mean she won't get punished though. Well, more like the whole school.

Nezu shuts down the lights, screams bouncing off the walls of the poor school. The rat beside me laughs like a maniac as he sips his tea.

Hey, atleast she is quiet now! Before you ask, no. We didn't kill her. We seriously can't. The school would be seriously fucked otherwise.

Slowly, the students and teachers make their way to the battle arena. I can tell they are appreciating the sunlight when they step out.

NOT FOR LONG!

I stand up, Nezu hops on my shoulder, and we move to the roof where everyone can see us. I clap my hands as I stand on the edge, getting the attention of everyone. I can tell which part is my class because they are face-palming or being extremely loud about their annoyance. Nezu stands on my shoulder, starting his speech.

"Good morning UA students and teachers and Happy Halloween! Due to the special holiday, we will be conducting a special test! As you see, we have brought every student and teacher out for this event as every course will have an assignment!

We will be replicating a disaster! UA is being taken over by Midoriya and I, and it is the job of all of you to take us down! Throughout this city, multiple hints have been left behind to help you find us. Be warned that we can move, but we must leave a hint. This is not a simple task. This could take all day. You may be wondering that this seems like a hero course assignment, and it is to an extent. Everybody has a job though!

Hero Students! You will be protecting the rest of the class from robots. These robots have got many improvements, so it will not be easy as before! In addition, you will be helping where you can on the mission.

Support Students! You will be providing support for the hero course students as well as building inventions to get you closer to us!

General Students! Your main goal is to figure out the mystery. You may help other classmates as well. You're the most adaptable class.

Business Students! You must report what is happening! You are also a major leader in figuring out the mystery as that is what some business students do. You have been given cameras to take pictures and laptops to write on. You will have to turn this in by tomorrow evening!

You may be wondering why the teachers are still here. They are here to guide you. They are the leaders, and you must listen to them. If you disobey, you are removed from the game, making one less person to save UA. You need all the help you can get! During this time, you should have been handed a headset for your group so you can communicate with them easier. You may separate but only with permission.

Finally, each teacher has received a number from the robots. If an hour has passed, I will pull out a number from the box. The teacher that has that number is officially on our side. You can only regain them through capture. Does everyone understand?"

Holy shit, that is the most reluctant 'yes sir' I have heard since...actually, I say it all the time to Shouta. Never mind! Oh, one more major detail: All Might isn't involved in this. He is simply too overpowered for this. He can easily destroy these robots, so that would ruin the challenge.

Nezu speaks once more, " Good! Let the round begin!" On cue, I type on my phone and robots start forcing the students in the dark abandoned buildings.

Nezu and I walk back laughing like psychopaths. It may seem weird that Nezu is willing to do this as a principal, but he was kinda abused when he was a...smaller rat, so expected! Once we return to our room, we readjust the cameras to see the students. Obviously, the third years are doing great! They are actually having lack of problems with the robots and the reporters are doing great as well. They are looking at the first clue which happens to be a book with a riddle.

Poetic, I know.

. . .

You may kill me now.

Meanwhile, second years have a little bit of trouble because they only have one hero course because of fucking Shouta. They have an audio clip with my sexy voice.

Finally, we have the first years...rocky start, I must say. Their clue is a mural, and they are not used to fighting this kind of man-power. Thankfully, Shouta and Vlad King are keeping them alive.

I look at the screens and suddenly scream.

"Um, Nezu, we may have overdone it on the spiders." Nezu looks at my screen and smirks.

"He will wake up eventually."

Yeah, Hizashi passed out from spiders...again. The screaming is back though, so that's comforting! Jump scares, fake ghost, spiders, bugs, fake blood (maybe), we have it all! I'm not going to go too into details though because there is over 50 clues. The classes have to combine them to figure out where we are at.

What they don't know is that we are prepared to fight back. Slowly, they make their way through the building. The teachers are doing well commanding their classes (expected) and they have a rather good support system. They have Recovery Girl and Lunch-Rush! If one of those two are taken, they may have problems.

---

Eventually, the first hour runs.

"Can I be the dramatic bitch I am for once?" I ask Nezu with a glare. He didn't even let me have a line in the speech! Can you blame me?!

"No cursing. And fine." With a grin, I hack through the speaker system.

"HELLO EVERYBODY! Your first hour has ran out, meaning a teacher is being removed from the team! If your teacher is removed, go to another teacher! Now let us roll!"

Before I do that, I consider options. If you want the best case scenario, get rid of Hizashi or Nemuri. While they are holding themselves well, their quirks can't be used with other students around. If you are a smarty pants, you probably are saying Shouta as well. Shouta is used to this crap without a quirk. In fact, he is probably one of the better fights. Worst case, as previously mentioned, is Recovery Girl or Lunch-Rush.

Now let's roll! I roll three times with the number randomize on Google. Yes, I'm using other people's software for once. Kill me!

The final number is 9.

"Who is number 9 folks?!" I look at the screens and see a hand raised.

"Snipe is out! Snipe, step outside the arena please!" Not the best or worst case. Well, maybe a worst case. Snipe is actually one of the best fighters there, so dang. He only needs to shoot them in the eye, making him the most conservative yet deadly fighter.

Now, if you're smart, you would follow after him. Obviously, I'm smarter. The moment Snipe steps outside, a robot picks him up, shoves him in its body, and runs through the fight, making sure to mix in with the other robots so no one can follow him.

Within 5 minutes, we have a wild Snipe shoved in front of us.

"WHAT IN TARNATIONS IS WRONG WITH YA'LL?!" Snipe screams the moment he is thrown on the floor by the robot.

"One was a lab experiment and the other has extreme attention-seeking habits. Pick who is who. If that doesn't explain anything, I don't know what does." I reply with a smirk. Apparently, I triggered Nezu because he just dumped fake blood randomly on one of the classes. Oops.

"I'm in a room with two psychopaths." Oh, I love the sound of fear! If only I could see his dumbass face!

"Don't worry! You will forget about that for one moment! I have a job for you!"

"I'm not shooting one of the students for this hell!"

"That's not it, dumbass. Nezu won't let me bring people we have on the field. Something about it being OP. Either way, I have a better job!" I find a microphone, handing it to him, " I need you to scream 'yee-haw' in the most agonizing voice you can."

. . .

"Principal Nezu, this can't be legal." It's not like I'm asking him to moan or something of that category!

Nezu defends me, "UA is known for their free-teaching style. There, we can. We are training the students to be able to hand these kinds of things."

"Isn't this a bit far?"

"The USJ was a bit far, mate, and you weren't even killing! Also, IT WAS REAL!" I exclaim. Take that, Snipe!

". . .I'm starting to understand why the teachers have trouble controlling you." Hold up, what?

"What?" Snipe cuts me off, turning on his microphone and screaming.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" That damn voice pounds through the speakers, torturing everyone for a moment. I cut off the microphone for him as I laugh. He starts again, "Something is seriously wrong with you. How are you not in an asylum yet?"

"They suck at getting me in there. Besides, everyone would miss this ass!" I swing my hips in emphasis.

"Aizawa can have his hundred dollars."

"WAIT, WHAT'S HE GETTING A HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR?!"

"None of your business, ya bastard!"

"OFFENDED, YOU RIP-OFF COWBOY!" Snipe is on my salt list now.

Oh yeah, the students. They are about halfway through the maze of our fucked-up personalities! They are starting to take turns resting with Lunch-Rush and Recovery Girl. Good move on their part.

Hizashi has passed out 3 times from bugs by the way. I might have to send him to a psychologist after this. He needs to get over this phobia anyway!

---

"Hey Snipe! Want to do this roll?"

"No, I ain't going to be thrown under the horse!" I tried. I start the speaker.

"It has been a second hour folks! I can tell you that you're doing better than expected, so take that how you want. However, I need to take another teacher out of the fray! What shall our number be?" I roll with Google three times, " WHO IS NUMBER FOUR?!"

I turn on all the microphones and shit. Then I hear barking.

"HOUND DOG IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE SHOW! HOUND DOG, PLEASE HEAD OUT!" Of course, Snipe decides now when the microphones are still one to smack-talk me.

"Good golly, he might get you some help." Got to repair this.

"AW, SNIPE ALREADY CARES FOR ME GUYS! WE HAVE INTEGRATED HIM TO OUR SIDE!"

"WHAT-" Bitch, this is what happens when you defy me. I throw a microphone at his head, cutting him off efficiently.

I turn off the microphones after that.

If I may be honest for a moment, I may have just petted Hound Dog the whole time. What? HE'S FLUFFY! HE HAS SUCH FLUFFY HAIR! Sure, he came in barking up an attitude, but I did what I learned from Undertale.

PET THE DOGGY! I did it as a joke, but it works! Sure, the height difference makes it awkward, but we make it work!

"I'm...surprised you're capable of doing...that." Snipe comments.

"Screw you too!"

---

"I have to admit that they have worked fantastically well together. I expect such from UA!" Nezu claps from his seat. They are about to enter. They only took under 3 hours to do this! We were expecting the whole day. We even tried to throw them off by saying that we do move around!

Obviously, we are too lazy to. Also, that would be an OP move from us. I can say I'm impressed with the students.

Finally providing mercy, I shut down all the robots. I roll up the sleeves, pull out my gloves, and slip them on that cover up to my elbows. These are special gloves because we are still fighting. These are my electric gloves. I would have brought my whole suit but you know...

I wasn't allowed as that is considered OP.

"Snipe, Hound Dog, please step outside. Izuku, beside me." Nezu requests. The two teachers exchange a confused look as they walk out of the room. I, on the other hand, go to join Nezu, " Ready for a show?" I smirk.

"You bet. Let's start this madhouse!"

The floor below us lifts up, and the walls of the room drops, revealing us to the UA population. Below us, you can see how rugged and fake bloodied the students are! This is a picture for Halloween alright!

"Wonderful job! It seems we are surrounded, but you will still have a fight against the main villain no matter the circumstances!" Nezu tells them. Then, he presses the red button. Behind us, an ultra-intelligence zero-pointer pops out. You see, they were only fighting the original upgraded one, two, and three pointers. This is my ultimate project basically! It grabs us from our pedestal and lifts us up on its head where there is a viewing area. Nezu states his final comment.

"Have fun!"

We watch the massacre before us. It's interesting watching all the migits below struggling to fight my big boy robot. Sure, there were the robots with actual points and this is a zero pointer, but this is where they get to shine!

How when it's only one robot?

Well...imaging adding rockets, smoke bombs, regular, bombs, lasers, and anything else your heart desires.

That's what we got! With intelligence!

Anyway, you get to see quirks used in the most creative ways. One dude, I think he is part of the big three, is using himself to distract the rockets and then letting the rockets fly through him. Todoroki is able to free them in place. Sand boy in class 1-B is able to slow down the robot barely, but it's something

Overall, it's going great! Well, besides Hound Dog and Snipe moping outside. They aren't allowed to help, so they can suck it.

"How long do you think this is going to take?" Nezu asks in a normal tone like it's a normal day.

"Figure it out yourself. You're the bloody genius." I ain't going against him. I may be smart, but not that smart!

"Amuse me then."

"You already know though."

"I will for you to be removed from this if you don't tell me."

"SALTY MUCH?"

"5"

"Like that works."

"4."

"Are you really going to sacrifice the one running this machine?"

"3."

"Threesome?" That gets no reaction.

"2."

"Two plus two is four. Go back to four, rat."

"1."

"I'M THE MAN!"

"0."

If I may be honest, I really didn't expect Nezu to remove me from this.

Plot twist, he did! He had the robot lift me up by the shirt and yeet me!

Literally! Like, I get I have shock absorption in my shoes, but THEY DON'T ABSORB THIS MUCH!"

"IZUKU!" I hear a voice yell. I can't really tell who it is though because, you know, I'm flying through the fucking air.

Shock suddenly spreads through my body as the air escapes my lungs. I'm stilled, tight-bounding constricting me. Good news: my ribs aren't broken! Bad news: I'm basically captured.

I would have rebelled anyway.

Wait...white scarfing...

I DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH HIM YET! FUCKING SHIT! Agonizingly slow, I'm being lifted until I'm on a roof with Shouta.

"So want to tell me why you were thrown off a robot at a dangerous height?" Shouta asks. That antagonizing tone.

"Would you believe me if I said it was because I wouldn't give my theory of what could happen?"

"No."

"This is the one time you should." He sighs. I just realized he looks more tired than usual. Shit, I should have had him come out of the battle instead of Snipe. At least I'm used to his attitude. Too late now.

"Do I have to babysit you now?"

"No. Let me out so I can end this." That's the honest truth for once in my damn life.

"Can you hack through that?"

"Not through a fucking cellphone! Let me go, please!" Shouta does what I ask of him. I start moving to get to the ground-floor and head to the outside.

"Please don't tell me we could have just left this whole time."

"No. I might need Maijima for this if my glove doesn't work however. Actually, thinking about it, Maijima could have just dug under and let ya'll through. You would have had to deal with the robots still." That barters no response. Within a few minutes, we arrive to the entrance of the city. I notice the panel. Logically, I slam my glove on panel, electrocuting the thing out of the functioning. I rip the keypad off, looking over the electrics. With some fiddling, I manage to get the door open. Then a realization goes through my mind, " Shit."

"What?" Oh, Shouta is still here. I guess I rather have him.

"It will take forever to get to UA." Like, it's a few miles away...wait...THE BUSES! I run over, taking off my gloves, and breaking the door open.

"What are you doing?!" He will see in a moment. I go around to the power panel and rip it off. Time to hot-wire a bus! It only takes me a minute, but I get it. I quickly zoom inside and hop in the driver's seat. "Izuku, are you serious?!"

"You have any other ways?" No response," You coming or staying?" With reluctance, he gets in behind me.

"Do you have any idea of how to drive a bus?"

"I will now!"

"Don't get us killed."

---

We have made it to UA in two minutes by going hella over the speed-limit! Shouta is salty but oh well!

Nothing really happens here if I may be honest, so let me give you a summary.

Shouta and I literally broke into the school, took over Nezu's office, and hacked an ending. More like me, but I will let him gain some credit for amusing me with his screams.

ALSO, SCREW NEZU FOR THROWING ME OUT! DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULDN'T COME UP WITH A WAY, YOU DAMN RAT?! I LITERALLY ESCAPED!

Anywho, the whole thing costs the same amount as the American debt, and we have no debt! I think we are doing fantastic for ourselves! I don't know how that works, but it's a thing.

Nezu atleast felt sorry for the damn students and let them go early. Meanwhile, the tired teachers have surrounded Nezu and me.

"Are you two insane? You could have got the students seriously hurt." Cementoss tries to lecture us. The extra-large worrywart. Obviously, I'm not going to take this. I stand up, walking beside the teachers with my hands raised.

"I would like to say that Nezu influenced my decisions. In addition, he threw me out at the end." Yes, I'm yeeting Nezu under the bus here!

"Midoriya...you're the smartest kid I know. You should be able to know what is right and wrong and make your own logical decisions." I'll be honest, my eyes anime-sparkle from the compliment for a moment. Just a moment.

"I think your overestimating my abilities. Also, don't fucking escape rat."

"Language. I'm not. However, I will let you go for now. Principal Nezu..."

"Izuku. You're nice!" Cementoss shakes his head with a small smile before most of the teachers, especially Recovery Girl and Cementoss, drag him out to beat him up presumably. This leaves the main squad, Nemuri, Hizashi, and Shouta, plus Lunch Rush. Hizashi quickly starts screaming the moment they leave.

"IZUKU, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT BUGS EVERYWHERE?!" We all have to cover our ears from that.

"SIR, I ONLY DID THE PROGRAMMING IN THE ROBOTS!" They all look at me for a moment then...

"PRINCIPAL NEZU!" Ow, shut it! Hizashi stomps out to join the beat-up session. I feel a soft tug on my sleeve, causing me to look and see Lunch Rush equally beside me. Yes, the height will forever be remembered

"Oh, you need some help?" I ask. Honestly, I don't know why he asks for help because I seriously just hand ingredients, and I think he does fine by himself. Maybe for company? I receive a nod and respond," No problem! See you two!" Lunch Rush and I walk off, leaving behind a confused Shouta and Nemuri.

Do they not know I have been hanging out with him? I thought for sure they knew! Welp, alright then. Turns out, we are working on the Halloween party meals tonight! It looks so cool!

Anyway, time to the next part!

---

I had to leave Lunch Rush behind for a couple of hours. I have been working with him for about 6 hours straight, but I need to pass out candy at Mom's place.

I run over to her place and rush into my room because I'm not in my costume, startling Mom.

"Sorry, Mom! I got to get my costume on!"

"No problem, sweetie!" We know what we are. We just haven't seen each other's costumes yet. We had to make out own. It takes a few minutes for how much gel I have to put in my hair, but eventually I step out.

"I AM SUPERMAN!" I scream, getting into his famous pose.

"And I am Wonder Woman!" Mom says in a more realistic voice, doing her pose beside me before we laugh.

Yip, we did Superman and Wonder woman. I'm going to say that, compared to the kids, we are way better. We both know our way around clothes and hair. Originally, we were going to watch Halloween movies, but so many kids show up constantly that we kinda just handed out candy the whole time literally! Sure, it was fun, but I really wanted to watch the Addams Family!

Oh, and these brats had no idea who Superman and Wonder woman are. THESE UNCULTURED SWINES!

---

Finally, it's time for the Halloween party. Obviously, I'm not going as Superman because that is PG. I'm innocent when it comes to clothes with Mom. Shouta...just check the safe in his room. Locked away are all my booty shorts!

I get into UA without a problem. I just have to make sure Shouta doesn't see me because he would make me take it off immediately.

I make it through easy and enter the room by slamming the door open with a famous catch-phrase.

"THIS REALLY TURNS ME ON!"

"YAS QUEEN YAS! ROCK DEM HEELS, BOI!" Nemuri shuffles through the crowd, screaming. Well, Nemuri and I decided to twin out. Now, I could have just worn her hero-costume, but she wanted to wear her ORIGINAL hero costume. For those unaware, her original hero costume is the reason girls have strict costume laws now. LIKE, IT REVEALED SOME SHIT MAN! Instead of the white her suit has, it was just skin. Literally, only her crotch, nipples, and stomach were covered! AND IT ACTUALLY BENEFITED HER WITH HER QUIRK, BUT THEY DEEMED IT TOO INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE KIDS! She isn't even a daytime hero normally!

While I'm at it, when are they going to call Mount Lady out for shoving her ass in the cameras?

Anyway I managed to make that replica with the boots and glasses. Strangely enough, she didn't have the handcuffs till her current costume. She had normal gloves. Of course, it's not a complete replica.

I don't have the stomach covered. Yip, my abs are shown to the public. All the teachers (strangely, Nezu isn't here)are looking at me with shock, unsure of how to respond. Of course, one has to stand out. A scarf quickly wraps around me, pulling me close to the owner as I'm dragged out.

"Are you insane? Wait till your older!" Shouta yells at me as he keeps me wrapped.

"Why can Nemuri do it then?! Also, why didn't you invite me?!"

"Because she is a grown woman, and even she shouldn't have worn that! You weren't invited because you would have planned hell at the party."

"I already knew about it from Hizashi! Wait...what the fuck are you suppose to be?" He is just in his normal hero costume.

"A hobo."

"Did Hizashi break up with you yet?" I believe he was suppose to be the devil as he can work with his hair still standing.

"No."

"Bless that man. Can I go back?"

"No. Change into something appropriate for your age."

"To be honest, I thought I was doing pretty well for my age. I could be naked right now like some teens getting prego."

". . .you know what I mean." With that, he releases me and heads out.

Well, fuck you because I will make a comeback. I already have an idea.

MOVE OUT!

---

I am back at the door again. There is no way he can kick me out with this. I open the door and shuffle through, and all the teachers face me before actually laughing this time.

What am I?

I'm Shouta. I stole his old torn-up costume and put it on with the old scarf. Sure, it's large because I'm a short bastard, but I can work with it. I flattened my hair to look like shit. The final detail?

I took a sharpie and make fake scuffle all over my face to look like his attempt at a beard. In the distance, I can see him glaring holes through me, BUT HE CAN DO SHIT! THIS IS LEGAL!

Hizashi walks over, dragging Shouta with him before tell him, " You have to admit that it's adorable."

"BITCH, I AIN'T ADORABLE!"

"He isn't. He's a short brat."

"YOU WANT TO GO, SHOUTA?!" I stomp over, glaring up at him while crossing my arms.

The man has the nerve to smirk at me and say," I can see the cute part now. Trying to look all fussy. You are a short little green bean though."

OH, THAT DOES IT!

I dash forward to kick him in the stomach. Only I fall over due to the suit size. On the floor. I flip him off before I stomp out of the room to bleach myself from the floor and Shouta's costume.

"Izuku, you're staying with me tonight."

"NOPE, I'M GOING TO MOM'S HOUSE! GO FUCK YOURSELF, SHOUTA! HIZASHI, GET YOURSELF A BETTER MAN!" Yes, I'm salty. I can hear the disappointment from Recovery Girl.

" Then I'm following your and forcing you to come to my place. Gives me excuse to go to sleep."

"NOPE!"

"Yep."

"NOPE NOPE NOPITY NOPE!"

Honestly, this is so drawn out it's longer than my extra large pee pee. I will spare you from that drama. After I got out of the costume, we fought in the bathroom (again...sigh) and Nemuri had to knock me out. Now I'm having to be constantly watched over by him the next day as punishment.

I plan torture for that.

Oh, and I figured out what the 100 dollars was for. Apparently, Snipe thought he could straighten me out.

HA! SCREW YOU, SNIPE! GET OFF YER HIGH HORSE, MATE!

Anyway, that's my Halloween mess. Happy Halloween! Bye!