Halloween Chapter Part 1
Plot Twist: Shouta is in control for once in his damn submissive life!
Shouta POV
I have learned way too many things with the time I have spent (suffering) with Izuku. However, if you ask me for tips on how to deal with Izuku, I have two tips for you; you need to be clean around him and do not spend Halloween or April Fools with him unless you want to go to jail. You see, Izuku sees these days as days to cause chaos. The two days Izuku is meant to be the show stopper. Anything that he would attempt (and fail mostly) to limit himself in doing at any other time he will do these days.
If you're smart, you wouldn't spend any time with him at all. I don't follow my own advice obviously. I care about him, but he kills me mentally and emotionally sometimes. I'm just glad he isn't stupid on top of that.
On second thought, it's probably why he can cause so much trouble.
It's the day before Halloween, and Izuku hasn't shown a single sign of what he is doing. You would think that living with the kid I would get a sign of something, but I have nothing. Normal parents only have to worry about their kids toilet-papering their neighbor's place. I have to worry about my kid toilet-papering the entire neighborhood, hacking everyone's internet to 'rick-roll' them, and cutting off the electricity to roll around robot ghost on the streets.
That's just the basics to him. Izuku would probably do an entire city instead like before. Last year on Halloween, he hacked all the sirens of every police and fire station in the city to go off randomly. It was aggravating to the city but entertaining to Izuku. This lowered the crime rate to two percent for a week as it spooked the villains. That's how powerful the kid is. The worst part is that they never caught him. In fact, the only reason I know is because the kid told me himself. Honestly, I think that's one of the moments Izuku is most proud of sadly.
I force myself out of bed to get dressed and eat as I have a class to teach. Surprisingly enough, I don't hear Britney Spears or Eminem (thank god) this morning from the kitchen. I still hear the pots and pans though, meaning he is cooking something. Once I'm in my bodysuit, I head out to see Izuku finishing breakfast, sliding a plate to me.
"Good morning, Shouta!" Izuku replies. He is way too happy even if he keeps saying he is depressed. He is more hyper than normal as well, meaning chaos for the rest of us. I just grumble in response, sitting down and eating breakfast. Izuku always eats before I come out, so now he is cleaning up like the OCD kid he is.
I don't care what the psychologist has said. Izuku has OCD. Izuku just managed to trick him.
Meanwhile, the kid is not starting a conversation. Normally, Izuku would probably bring something stupid up or start describing one of his new inventions. Today is not the day apparently.
"Any drama?" I ask, despite my feelings for it.
"Nope! Today is going to be a good day!" With that, Izuku leaves the room. A comment like that immediately sets off alarms. It certainly doesn't help that the kid is in a good mood today. He has to have something planned. As the teacher who lives with him, it's my job to let the other teachers know if Izuku is going to act up that day. This is especially true for the day before Halloween. Of course, Hizashi and Nemuri don't care what he does, even joining him. Even Principal Nezu has helped him once. However, the rest of us have to attempt to keep order. Mainly, this job falls on Power-Loader, I, and sometimes Principal Nezu as we are his main teachers.
Honestly, Izuku takes more energy than the rest of class 1-A combined, and they are an active bunch of brats. He just manages to top that somehow. I pull out my phone to warn the school of the disaster coming their way.
Teacher Chat
Eraserhead: Izuku is in an extra good mood today. extra energy.
Present Mic: I honestly dont see the problem with that. let the kid be a kid!
Power-Loader: The same kid who can hack the government. he can probably hack into ua without a problem.
Nezu: He has! We go into hacking battles, and he always wins! The one thing he can beat me in consistently.
Power-Loader: I dont think youre suppose to encourage that.
Nezu: He has to work on his skills somewhere. Izuku might as well do it where I can watch him without getting him in trouble.
Power-Loader: He can atleast work on any other skill instead of just hacking and building.
Nezu: Izuku has been improving in his observation skills.
Power-Loader: I was thinking more of a hobby. you know, like maybe building a website, sewing, or helping the neighborhood?
Eraserhead: Izuku has done all of that. he built a conspiracy theory website with multiple absurd claims, sewn my clothes together, and helps the neighborhood by cleaning the place up. thats for his own sanity but its something.
Power-Loader: When does this kid ever stop?
Eraserhead: The day he stops is the day he is dead.
Power-Loader: True.
Midnight: I just realized that we only use this chat for gossip and Izuku.
Present Mic: Not like anything else happens around here!
Midnight: True.
Snipe: I dont see why yall deal with that. just yeehaw him into a room for the day!
Power-Loader: You just underestimated the kid so much that you will die if you get in a fight with him.
Eraserhead: /\
Midnight: /\
Present Mic: /\
Nezu: /\ Honestly, I thought you would know better Snipe!
Snipe: Come on he cant be that hard to deal with! just send him to me for a day and i can fix him right up!
Eraserhead: Alright. you can have him after halloween.
Snipe: Seriously?
Eraserhead: Yes. i want a break from him.
Power-Loader: RIP Snipe.
All Might: eaI!hm er
Power-Loader: Just stop. your hands are too big for your phone so dont bother texting.
All Might: tBsownnyM itido hgt?o hira guwn ioyiua g
All Might: ndemivNre
All Might is now offline.
Eraserhead is now offline.
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Izuku has done nothing yet, and it is freaking me out. If he is going to do something, it's during break or lunch. Both of those times have already passed, leaving just All Might's class to deal with him.
I decide to activate the emergency Izuku sequence. This states that either Nezu, Power-Loader, or I have to be around him at all times. In addition, it bans him from all electronics, and we focus on getting rid of that energy.
Simply put, we treat him like a child. I even have Nezu set up extra barriers so Izuku takes longer to hack through and have Power-Loader turn off any machines for the rest of the afternoon.
Normally, I don't have to deal with the brats for the rest of the day except Izuku, however, I know All Might sucks at being a teacher. I'm taking him with me. I will figure out something for him after I grab him. I walk into the loud classroom. Shocking me, Izuku is not involved in the noise level for once. He isn't causing trouble at all. He is in his seat on his laptop. I don't know what he is doing, but I'm stopping it either way.
"Izuku, come on. You're going to be doing something different." I request bluntly. Why is Izuku giving me a confused look?
"The fuck? What did I do?" Izuku grumbles as he packs his stuff and joins me. I was hoping that if I stopped cursing, Izuku would too. Hasn't worked and probably never will.
"Language." You know, I would accept this if Izuku still wore the voice converter in his hero outfit. That way, he can curse all he wants. He decided he hates it because he can't 'express himself fully.' The worst part is I know he can limit his language. Whenever I hear people say that cursing is for stupid people, I look over at the green brat and think 'I'm still trying to decide if he is a genius or an absolute idiot.'
I still haven't decided.
I leave behind the group of brats to guide what I have named the 'overlord' brat to my office. Izuku hasn't started complaining about a prank on All Might (Yes, he has done that before.) so that is something? However...
"You trying to circle around the reason?" Izuku asks with a suspicious tone. Honestly, I should have known better. The brat trains under Nezu for god sakes. I think he way notices more than he points out. He just points out the wrong things over ninety percent of the time as a joke. I'm not sure how much I believe myself on that statement though. Izuku talks about a large array of things without censorship. Even topics that he does struggle with, he still talks about.
"What are you planning?" I get straight to the point. Maybe he will be honest. Everyone who knows him knows he is honest on about everything. Izuku smirks at me as we enter the office.
"On what? The inventions, the programming, the website, the killings, what? I do a lot of shit here, mate!" Rephrase my previous statement, he only really lies about killing people. He has only killed Nomu. I'm not sure if we can even count that as a kill for him though because it traumatizes him enough.
"The prank for the day." I sit down, watching his expressions. It draws a blank.
"I have nothing planned." What? I seriously deny that.
"Don't bother lying, Izuku." This seems to trigger him.
"I seriously have nothing planned today! I may do something 95% of the time, but I'm not causing trouble all the time! I have a life, you know?"
"95% of the time. I hope you are seeing this, and I thought pranking was your life."
"5% of the quirkless population is probably my age, possibly smaller, therefore, it's valid. In addition, I build transformers like the big nerd I am for a living while annoying everybody for attention." I can't help but sigh.
"You're not getting privacy for the rest of the day. I have work tonight, so you will be staying with Power-Loader." I would send him with Hizashi and Nemuri, however, they are horrible influences.
"I feel a lack of trust in this room!"
"That's because there is."
"I want a divorce in our friendship and guardianship!" Oh boy.
"No." I have dealt with this kid for too long to let him go away like that. Besides, I know he is being over-dramatic. He doesn't even have to deal with me for that much longer. Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday nights are dedicated to me while Izuku's mom deals with him the rest of the time. I do plan on changing the days he is over as he apparently doesn't sleep at his mother's place, only mine for some reason.
Thinking about it, I should keep Izuku tomorrow night because it is Halloween night. I need to ask Izuku's mom about that.
"Fine. What are we doing then?" I look at him in shock. I was expecting a smart comment, not that. I was expecting an argument. It takes me a moment to think of something for him to do. I quickly find the files of class 1-A and hand them to him. I also give him a couple new notebooks.
"I want you to come up with new costumes and support items for all your classmates. Don't come up with anything stupid for them." This actually benefits the class. Some of the students need upgrades or support items in general. The costumes can use some improvements as well. This is something Izuku excels in. The upgrades on my own costume have benefited me greatly (though I will never tell him), so I'm willing to trust his judgment on this if nothing else.
"Where am I working?" I clear my desk completely, putting the paperwork on top of the filing cabinet without any organization. I can feel Izuku's glare from doing such a move. My office is probably going to be cleaned later. I don't mind as it's one less job for me.
" Across from me." The desk is rather large so I don't expect any problems with space. With that, we both sit down and get to work...after I take all his electronics.
"OH, COME ON!" Izuku can deal with it.
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I was stressing out over nothing. I should have just been stressing out over Halloween, but no, I had to be suspicious of Izuku and be stressed today as well.
Izuku worked the entire class period on costumes and support items while I did just regular paperwork. He managed to finish, and I have to admit that the designs have plenty of detail and improvement. He had a few minutes left, so I told him to do whatever he wanted as long as it didn't cause trouble. Without electronics.
I should have told him to just clean because Izuku decided to french-braid my hair while I finished working. It didn't help he was actually gently (a miracle, I know). That means I was falling asleep while trying to work.
No wonder this is the only way to get Izuku to sleep. Before you asked, I did keep the braid up. He did a good job on it, and I didn't want to deal with his attitude if I took it out.
Somehow, I get my work done. I drop him off with Power-Loader and go on patrol. I expected something, whether it be a prank call or an exploding building (he would do it).
I got nothing from him. I was able to focus on villain fights because it slipped my mind.
When I picked up Izuku from Power-Loader, the kid was just working on some programming. He just made the man some food, ate, clean, and got to work.
I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that Izuku did nothing wrong. It just threw me out of the loop. That is actually the worst thing that came out of my mouth.
Izuku not causing trouble threw me out of the loop.
I'm done for the day.
I don't even bother making Izuku sleep as he would be overloaded energy tomorrow. I go straight to bed with the faint sounds of typing coming from his room.
I need to be mentally, physically, and emotionally ready for Halloween and Izuku tomorrow.
Good night.
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