Prompt: Okay so Mic thinks it's a great idea to start making Eraserhead erasers and he becomes the CEO of a merch stationery company.
Don't worry, I made it worst!

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I was working on a case when Hizashi suddenly bursts in and goes in front of my desk.

"Izuku, hear me out!"

"Alright."

"Eraserhead erasers!" I sigh.

"Zashi, my man, I can see multiple things wrong with this."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"

"A: Your man is an underground hero."

"Oh shit, you're right."

"B: You would be the only buyer because your man looks like a druggie."

"NOT TRUE-"

"C: If someone does buy the eraser, it would be to erase his head off as revenge. Or to go down to his crotch because we live in a screwed up world like that. Like, NO PEE PEE FOR YOU! You are just wasting away an eraser like that."

"...what is wrong with you?"

"Nothing. I'm just telling the truth."

"I would have accepted the first two reasons, Izuku! I didn't need to hear about the inappropriate people!"

"You would have gone to Nemuri anyway, and she would have said the same thing."

"The worst part is that you're not wrong."

"Mhm."

"...you think I can make my own?"

"Somewhere, probably."

The next day, this boy came in with a big Shouta eraser the size of my hand. I wouldn't be bothered if he was using it, but he is!

However, I am about to ruin everybody's eyes here.

"Tried shoving it up your ass yet?"

"IZUKU!"

Yeah...Nemuri and I were separated for a week.