End of the World
Prompt: It's the end of the world. Everyone dies.
Once again, this comes from Discord.
I would like to say that I didn't write this chapter while I was high or drunk.
I don't know what happened.
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FUCKING FINALLY! ALL THESE DUMBASSES HAVE DIED! NATURAL SELECTION HAS FINALLY DID US RIGHT! IT WASN'T ON MY TO-DO LIST AND TOTALLY ACCIDENTAL, BUT HEY, WE MAKE IT WORK!
Did it take some sacrifices?
Yes. I accidentally killed the squad. And my mom. I pretty much killed everybody with a black hole.
Why was I making a black hole?
Listen. When you are bored, you make some ridiculous shit. This is one of them. I thought I had it contained, but obviously, I didn't. I didn't die the way I wanted, which was from choking while eating because I am that much of a thot for food, but I digress.
Wait... isn't it supposed to be silent after you die? Why am I able to communicate with ya'll?
Suddenly, a bright light fills my vision until disappearing to reveal a familiar person. I can't hold back.
"Aoyama, what the fuck?! Are you God or something?!"
"Oui oui, yes, darling! I am the God that brightens everybody's life!" Aoyama exclaims as he poses in these fancy robes.
"No offense, but you made my life kind of trashy."
"You must have your difficulties to shine, Izuku!" Alright then.
"Why are you here?"
"I am here to bring the world back to its former glory! When I bring it back, I want you not to create a black hole and continue to sparkle, darling!"
"WAIT I DON'T WANT-"
Before I can finish my sentence, the world around my travels back in time to right before I create the black hole.
It takes me a minute to recover.
What the fuck?
I am so flipping done. Like, I am more done than Shouta usually is right now.
I unplug my machines, leave my lab, and scream," NEMURI, I NEED YOU TO KNOCK ME OUT!"
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